Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Quotes

Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Daffy Duck's Quackbusters stopped airing in 1970.

It features Steven S. Greene as producer, Milt Franklyn in charge of musical score, and Tim Whintall as head of cinematography.

Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is 78 minutes long. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Mel Blanc as Daffy, Mel Tormé as Daffy Duck, and Ben Frommer as Count Bloodcount.

Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Quotes

Ben Frommer as Count Bloodcount

• (Ben Frommer) "This is your room."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, sure, Doc, but I don't want a room, I just want a telephone."
• (Ben Frommer) "Rest first; telephone tomorrow. Rest is good for the blood."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I am a little "fati-gued"."

• (Ben Frommer) "I am a vampire."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire."
• (Ben Frommer) "Hocus-pocus."
• (Ben Frommer) "I'm a bat."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra."
• (Ben Frommer) "You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?"

Mel Blanc as Daffy

• (Mel Blanc) "Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated."

• (Mel Blanc) "You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?"
• (Mel Blanc) "Well, call Roto-Rooter."

Mel Tormé as Daffy Duck

• (Mel Tormé) "Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the -- the -- huh."
• (Mel Tormé) "Aaahh."
• (Unnamed) "D'oh. What a cute little pink bunny rabbit."
• (Unnamed) "Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him."
• (Mel Tormé) "I'm not a bunny rabbit."
• (Unnamed) "And pat him, and pet him, and --"
• (Mel Tormé) "You're hurting me -- put me down, please."
• (Unnamed) "And rub him, and caress him, and --"
• (Mel Tormé) "I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT."
• (Unnamed) "Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?"
• (Mel Tormé) "Long ears? Ooh."
• (Mel Tormé) "Those aren't ears, those are sleeves. So, now put me down, please, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh George -- you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George."

• (Unnamed) "Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit."
• (Unnamed) "D'oya -- bunny rabbit -- George?"
• (Mel Tormé) "Bunny rabbit, me?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you, Doc."
• (Mel Tormé) "Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey, shorty. What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?"
• (Unnamed) "D'oy -- distinguishing -- character --"
• (Mel Tormé) "Yeah, yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?"
• (Unnamed) "Why, d'uh, d'uh, long ears."
• (Mel Tormé) "And whom around here has long ears?"
• (Mel Tormé) "Sorry to hafta do this to ya, bud."
• (Unnamed) "Eh, don't give it a second thought."
• (Unnamed) "Oh boy. Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will --"
• (Unnamed) "They really do make a charming couple."
• (Unnamed) "-- and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers -- Hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills."
• (Mel Tormé) "I know, I know."
• (Mel Tormé) "There's goes your bunny rabbit."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, uh, George, wait."
• (Mel Tormé) "Ho ho, look out, bunny rabbit. This I gotta see."

• (Mel Tormé) "Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?"

• (Unnamed) "Yeeeessss?"
• (Mel Tormé) "Your troubles are over, Jeeves. Leave me to your stricken master."
• (Unnamed) "Be gone."
• (Mel Tormé) "Can't go in, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Eeh, no."
• (Mel Tormé) "Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake."
• (Unnamed) "Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him. Right this way."

• (Unnamed) "Well what do ya know. He melted. He really was a snowman."
• (Mel Tormé) "Abominable, that is."

• (Mel Tormé) "It all adds up. You and the upstairs maid, 'do the old boy in' you said, 'elderberry wine and old lace' you said, 'then, the quick getaway' you said. Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account."
• (Unnamed) "No no."
• (Mel Tormé) "Yes yes. But you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew. What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?"

• (Mel Tormé) "Oh Bugsy. Bugsy buddy."
• (Unnamed) "Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?"
• (Mel Tormé) "Come here old pal, hm?"
• (Unnamed) "My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. An abominabuble snowman."
• (Unnamed) "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him --"
• (Mel Tormé) "Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse."
• (Unnamed) "And I will give him security. And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love."
• (Mel Tormé) "Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me."

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