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Damsels in Distress Quotes

Damsels in Distress is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Damsels in Distress stopped airing in 1970.

It features Martin Shafer as producer, Mark Suozzo in charge of musical score, and Doug Emmett as head of cinematography.

Damsels in Distress is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Damsels in Distress is 99 minutes long. Damsels in Distress is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Megalyn Echikunwoke as Rose, Greta Gerwig as Violet, Analeigh Tipton as Lily, Carrie MacLemore as Heather, Billy Magnussen as Thor, Ryan Metcalf as Frank, Caitlin FitzGerald as Priss, and Adam Brody as Fred Packenstacker.

Damsels in Distress Quotes

Caitlin FitzGerald as Priss

  • (Caitlin FitzGerald) "He used to gaze at me with such love in his eyes. Know what I mean?"
  • (Greta Gerwig) "No. No, I've never actually seen that."

Megalyn Echikunwoke as Rose

  • (Megalyn Echikunwoke) "What you are describing is a "playboy" or "operator" move."
  • (Megalyn Echikunwoke) "Priss is a rat. A bitch. A rat bitch."

Analeigh Tipton as Lily

  • (Analeigh Tipton) "I would hate to think what would happen if one of you guys got her claws into him."
  • (Analeigh Tipton) "That's outrageous. We're perfectly nice. We've met lots of pathetic guys, and nothing very bad happened."
  • (Analeigh Tipton) "Oh my god. How crazy. He's completely insane. I almost dated him."
  • (Carrie MacLemore) "You can say that about a lot of guys."

Greta Gerwig as Violet

  • (Greta Gerwig) "Are you --"
  • (Greta Gerwig) "-- gay?"
  • (Adam Brody) "Not especially. But in another era it might of had some appeal."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "I don't really like the word "depressed". I prefer to say I'm in a tailspin."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Do you know what's the major problem in contemporary social life? The tendency to always seek someone cooler than yourself."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Hello. Are you a new student?"
  • (Analeigh Tipton) "Yes."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "We'd like to help you."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "We're also trying to make a difference in people's lives, and one way to do that is to stop them from killing themselves."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "There's enough material here for a lifetime of social work."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Our aspirations are pretty basic; take a guy who hasn't realized his full potential; or doesn't even have much --"
  • (Carrie MacLemore) "Someone like Frank."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Yes. Then help them realize it or find more."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Have you ever heard the expression, prevention is nine tenths the cure? Well in the case of suicide, it's ten tenths the cure."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Did you know that a good-smelling environment is crucial to our overall sense of well-being? Have you considered finding a better-smelling place to live?"
  • (Greta Gerwig) "He's lying. I find that very attractive."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Poor Lily. Xavier just used her body, and not even the right side."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "I took the commuter train to Villa Franka and I checked into a cheap motel there."
  • (Megalyn Echikunwoke) "The Motel Six?"
  • (Greta Gerwig) "No, the Motel 4. It's even less expensive."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "Seven Oaks is the last of the Select Seven to go co-ed. Unanimous fear of male barbarism predominates. We're going to change that."
  • (Unnamed) "You think I'm going to kill myself and make you look bad?"
  • (Greta Gerwig) "I'm worried that you'll kill yourself and make yourself look bad."

Carrie MacLemore as Heather

  • (Carrie MacLemore) "I'm sure I've heard of strategic development. I think it's something pretty important."
  • (Carrie MacLemore) "But you were nice to her?"
  • (Megalyn Echikunwoke) "No, not really. The idea of being nice to weird and unpopular kids hadn't arrived yet."
  • (Carrie MacLemore) "Could Frank be dyslexic?"
  • (Megalyn Echikunwoke) "No, dyslexics are intelligent."
  • (Carrie MacLemore) "Speaking of suicide prevention; do you have a boyfriend?"

Billy Magnussen as Thor

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Adam Brody as Fred Packenstacker

  • (Adam Brody) "I wasn't just buying drinks for people; they were for cute girls. There was a perfectly rational, logical, easily-explainable agenda."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "So it was a playboy or operator move."
  • (Adam Brody) "Of course. Transparently so."
  • (Greta Gerwig) "I admire that. Drinks are expensive."

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