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Dan in Real Life Quotes

Dan in Real Life is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dan in Real Life completed its run in 1970.

It features Jonathan Shestack as producer, Sondre Lerche in charge of musical score, and Lawrence Sher as head of cinematography.

Dan in Real Life is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dan in Real Life is 98 minutes long. Dan in Real Life is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Dane Cook as Mitch Burns, Steve Carell as Dan Burns, Matthew Morrison as Policeman, Juliette Binoche as Marie, Alison Pill as Jane Burns, Britt Robertson as Cara Burns, and Amy Ryan as Eileen.

Dan in Real Life Quotes

Steve Carell as Dan Burns

  • (Steve Carell) "Life -- is full of disappointments"
  • (Steve Carell) "What don't I understand, Cara? Please, help me out. What is it? Is it frustrating that you can't be with this person? That there's something keeping you apart? That there's something about this person that you can connect with? And whenever you're near this person, you don't know what to say, and you say everything that's in your mind and in your heart, and you know that if you could just be together, that this person would help you become the best possible version of yourself?"
  • (Steve Carell) "Put me down."
  • (Amy Ryan) "What's your talent?"
  • (Steve Carell) "Murderer of Love."
  • (Steve Carell) "You know that feeling in your heart? When your heart is just pounding, like it's actually outside your ribs. Exposed, vulnerable, but wonderful and awful, and heartsick, and alive, all at the same time?"
  • (Steve Carell) "I ordered a muffin --"
  • (Steve Carell) "But I think they gave me a small planet."
  • (Steve Carell) "I don't want to go out with the pig -- face."
  • (Steve Carell) "You guys broke up, right?"
  • (Dane Cook) "Two hours ago."

Britt Robertson as Cara Burns

  • (Britt Robertson) "You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait."
  • (Steve Carell) "What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?"
  • (Britt Robertson) "You are a murderer of love."

Juliette Binoche as Marie

  • (Juliette Binoche) "I'm looking for a book -- something that can help me deal with what might be an awkward situation. Something funny might be nice, but not necessarily big, 'ha, ha, ha,' 'laugh, laugh, laugh' funny, and certainly not make-fun-of-other-people funny but rather something human-funny. And, uh, if it could uh, sneak up on you, surprise you, and at the same time make you think that what you thought wasn't only right, in a wrong kind of way, but when you're wrong, there's a certain rightness in your wrongness -- Well, what I mean is, more importantly, I'm looking to be swept up. And at the same time, not."
  • (Steve Carell) "Well, you rarely find all that in one book."
  • (Juliette Binoche) "That's sweet."
  • (Steve Carell) "How is that sweet?"
  • (Juliette Binoche) "To be that certain, to feel that much love."
  • (Steve Carell) "Love isn't a feeling?"
  • (Juliette Binoche) "No?"
  • (Steve Carell) "It's an ability."
  • (Juliette Binoche) "Well, if that's true, then you have one gifted daughter."
  • (Juliette Binoche) "It seems all his best lines were yours -- this is unbearable."
  • (Juliette Binoche) "You don't have to smile."
  • (Steve Carell) "It's better than the alternative."

Dane Cook as Mitch Burns

  • (Dane Cook) "I swear, the minute I saw her I felt like I was in the room with an angel."
  • (Steve Carell) "This corn is like an angel."

Alison Pill as Jane Burns

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Matthew Morrison as Policeman

  • (Matthew Morrison) "This is going to cost you"
  • (Steve Carell) "Put it on my tab."
  • (Matthew Morrison) "What was that?"
  • (Steve Carell) "Put it on my tab."

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