Danny Phantom Quotes

Danny Phantom is a Action and Adventure, Fantasy, Science Fiction that debuted in 2004 on Nickelodeon. Danny Phantom stopped airing in 2007.

Danny Phantom lasted 3 seasons and 53 episodes. It features Bob Boyle (animator) as producer, David Kaufman (actor) doing voices, Guy Moon and Butch Hartman as theme composer, and Guy Moon as composer. Danny Phantom is executive produced by Butch Hartman. Danny Phantom is created by Butch Hartman.

Each episode of Danny Phantom is 22 minutes long. Danny Phantom is produced by Billionfold Inc. and distributed by Viacom International (International).

Danny Phantom Quotes

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Stop fooling around, Tucker."
• (Danny Fenton) "Power him down, already. Now."
• (Tucker Foley) "Relax. Everything's totally under"
• (Tucker Foley) "control -- Oh, man. I had four more payments on this one."

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you."
• (Danny Fenton) "So why are you still holding my hands?"

• (Vice Principal Lancer) "Great Gatsby."

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Wait, I know that look. That's that same, longing, puppy-dog stare you give Paulina."
• (Danny Fenton) "Who's Paulina?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Well, that's a pleasant side effect."

• (Youngblood) "Ha. You said booty."

• (Danny Fenton) "Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing. We're gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives."
• (Danny Fenton) "He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"

• (Danny Fenton) "Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone?"
• (Jack Fenton) "Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property."
• (Danny Fenton) "Dad, relax."
• (Jack Fenton) "Dad? I don't have a son; I'm single. Bitterly, bitterly single."
• (Danny Fenton) "You are?"
• (Danny Fenton) "Jeez, that explains -- almost everything."
• (Jack Fenton) "What?"
• (Danny Fenton) "Nothing."
• (Danny Fenton) "Uh, is that ecto-acne?"
• (Jack Fenton) "It's a condition -- that you shouldn't know about."
• (Jack Fenton) "How do you know about ecto-acne? Talk."
• (Danny Fenton) "I'm your son. I know all about the accident in Wisconsin -- that shouldn't have happened."
• (Jack Fenton) "Oh, it happened, all right."
• (Jack Fenton) "And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on."

• (Jazz Fenton) "Wow. Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight."
• (Danny Fenton) "No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me."

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Sorry about that stupid fight. Can we forget it ever happened?"
• (Danny Fenton) "So you wish it, so shall it be."
• (Tucker Foley) "Hey, I'm right here."

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Danny's upstairs."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Uh, lifting weights?"
• (Maddie Fenton) "He doesn't have exercise equipment up there."
• (Danny Fenton) "My computer. Oh, wait that's Jazz's."

• (Danny Fenton) "Sam."
• (Ghost Writer) "Danny said."
• (Danny Fenton) "Oh, for crying out loud."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "I know. Can't you see we're all under a cloud? / Every present we had, in the chimney up through it. / That might work for you, but that's not how we do it."
• (Ghost Writer) "And Sam saw sad faces on Mom, Dad, and Granny, / So I typed on my keyboard that the blame was on Danny."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "You. You did this?"
• (Danny Fenton) "Are you out of your mind?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "You're the holiday scrooge. Do you think that I'm blind?"
• (Ghost Writer) "And Danny and Sam found themselves in a spat. / But before Dan could calm her, I soon realized that / A new threat was needed to cut through the noise; / And what better way than attack of the toys?"
• (Ghost Writer) "From all over the town, the toys started to merge. / I'm really quite weakened when I get the urge. / On this night before Christmas, a brand new attacker. / And now, face the wrath of my monster nutcracker."
• (Danny Phantom) "Aw, nuts."
• (Ghost Writer) "Danny cried, as he started to run. /"
• (Ghost Writer) "Must we end every scene with a terrible pun?"

• (Danny Fenton) "If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me."

• (Danny Fenton) "Sam. You snuck out to see me. Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying."

• (Vlad Masters) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, molecule by molecule."

• (Maddie Fenton) "There's only one place that treats ecto-acne."
• (Danny Fenton) "Please say "hospital", please say "hospital"."
• (Danny Fenton) "Why didn't she just say "hospital"?"

• (Danny Fenton) "Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh -- the mosquitoes wouldn't get it."
• (Jack Fenton) "That's right."
• (Jack Fenton) "Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this."
• (Danny Fenton) "I get an allowance?"

• (Danny Fenton) "Are you okay? We can stop by later if you want us too."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "No, that's okay. I'll be fine. Bye."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "You guys, it's just a cold."
• (Unnamed) "Clear."

• (Skulker) "I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Okay, that's just gross."

• (Danny Fenton) "Wait, it's me, Danny, your son."
• (Jack Plasmius) "Lies. I do not have a son. And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him Danny. That's dumb."
• (Danny Fenton) "Okay, I don't want to do this in front of you, but -- Going ghost."
• (Jack Plasmius) "You're a ghost? I hate ghosts."
• (Jack Plasmius) "And if it wasn't for ghosts, I wouldn't have lost the love of my life."

• (Danny Fenton) "I didn't destroy the past -- I destroyed the present."

• (Tucker Foley) "Wait, you guys kissed?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "No. It was a fake-out make-out."

• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Paulina? Please, girls like that are a dime a dozen."
• (Danny Fenton) "How much change you got?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Very funny."

• (Jazz Fenton) "Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself and them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything --"
• (Jack Fenton) "We got her. And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm."
• (Maddie Fenton) "I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?"
• (Jazz Fenton) "Because I am not a ghost."
• (Jazz Fenton) "You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough. What do you have to say for yourselves?"
• (Jack Fenton) "Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal."
• (Jack Fenton) "Darn thing still doesn't work."

• (Danny Fenton) "How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?"

• (Freakshow) "Au contraire. That's French for "I bet this hurts"."

• (Unnamed) "Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead."

• (Maddie Masters) "Jack."
• (Jack Fenton) "No -- It's all right, Maddie -- Just remember -- what could have been --"
• (Maddie Masters) "You despicable, lying piece of -- cheese. I've wasted the best years of my life with you."
• (Vlad Masters) "Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband."
• (Maddie Masters) "Consider this an annulment."
• (Vlad Masters) "Why, hello there. Did I ever tell you that I love ghosts?"

• (Jazz Fenton) "By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret."
• (Danny Fenton) "What secret?"
• (Jazz Fenton) "The clumsiness, the nervousness -- I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend."
• (Danny Fenton) "It's a lie, I'm not a ghost. I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me."
• (Jack Fenton) "Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts."
• (Jazz Fenton) "You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment."

• (Tucker Foley) "I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark."

• (Danny Fenton) "And then I thought, maybe this is the moral. / In the same way my folks loved their old Christmas quarrel. / Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing. / I was so busy whining, I started abusing / The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer. /"
• (Danny Fenton) "I'll try to be better, come Christmas next year."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Um, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?"
• (Tucker Foley) "Yeah, why are you talking in rhyme?"
• (Jazz Fenton) "Such a dork."
• (Danny Fenton) "We're not talking in rhyme?"
• (Danny Fenton) "We're not talking in rhyme."
• (Walker) "Orange?"
• (Ghost Writer) "Aahh. Get that thing away from me."

• (Danny Fenton) "Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?"

• (Paulina) "Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday."
• (Danny Fenton) "That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking."

• (Danny Fenton) "Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school."

• (Tucker Foley) "You okay?"
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Of course I am. Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is."

• (Danny Phantom) "Oops. Uh, Sorry, man, it was a total accident."
• (Ghost Writer) "Oops?"
• (Ghost Writer) "Oops? Do you have any idea what you've done?"
• (Danny Phantom) "Well -- not really, uh, hence the "accident" part."
• (Ghost Writer) "You've destroyed my greatest work. And that was my only copy."
• (Danny Phantom) "The Fright Before Christmas? I destroyed a Christmas poem? Awesome."
• (Ghost Writer) "What?"
• (Danny Phantom) "Dude, I am sick of Christmas. I came to the Ghost Zone to get away from it. I might not have meant to destroy your stupid book, but that doesn't mean I'm not okay with it."

• (Danny Fenton) "Skulker and Technus? Together?"
• (Tucker Foley) "Is that an eww, or a yikes?"
• (Danny Fenton) "Definitely a yikes."

• (Vlad Masters) "I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so -- bygones?"
• (Danny Phantom) "Bygones."

• (Tucker Foley) "Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault."
• (Danny Fenton) "Maybe not. But it is my responsibility."

• (Danny Fenton) "I can explain."
• (Danny Fenton) "Actually, I really can't."

• (Danny Fenton) "I know I should be concerned, and I will be -- right after the party."

• (Ghost Writer) "On the day before Christmas, in Amity Park, / Almost all there were cheery, yet one soul was dark."
• (Danny Fenton) "Hey, that voice? It's the ghost whose book I destroyed. /"
• (Danny Fenton) "Wait. I'm trapped in this poem? Now I'm really annoyed."

• (Danny Fenton) "Um -- Um -- Boo?"
• (Unnamed) "I am a ghost. Fear me."
• (Danny Fenton) "Uh -- I better get to school."
• (Unnamed) "I better get to school. Fear me."

• (Johnny 13) "I thought this was a pretend fight."
• (Danny Fenton) "Then pretend that didn't hurt."

• (Box Lunch) "I am Box Lunch. Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady."
• (Danny Fenton) "Um, eww."

• (Danny Fenton) "Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?"
• (Danny Fenton) "And will you stop poking me?"

• (Jazz Fenton) "You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on you're ecto-signature. You're not Danny."
• (Dark Danny) "I was, but I outgrew him. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future."
• (Jazz Fenton) "He'll escape. He'll beat you."
• (Dark Danny) "How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too."
• (Jazz Fenton) "Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?"
• (Dark Danny) "Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D --"
• (Dark Danny) "None of the above."
• (Dark Danny) "Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"."

• (Danny Fenton) "Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of --"
• (Jazz Fenton) "Danny, run."
• (Danny Fenton) "Run? Why should I --"
• (Maddie Fenton) "Dude."
• (Jazz Fenton) "If anyone asks, I'm related to you."
• (Samantha "Sam" Manson) "Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery."

• (Jack Fenton) "You must be so exhausted you can't even talk."
• (Jack Fenton) "So I'll keep talking."

• (Vlad Masters) "They're running out of time, you know."
• (Danny Fenton) "Time? That gives me a great idea."
• (Clockwork) "No. That's a horrible idea. I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures."

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