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Dave Chappelle's Block Party Quotes

Dave Chappelle's Block Party is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dave Chappelle's Block Party ended its run in 1970.

It features Dave Chappelle as producer, Corey Smyth in charge of musical score, and Ellen Kuras as head of cinematography.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dave Chappelle's Block Party is 103 minutes long. Dave Chappelle's Block Party is distributed by Rogue Pictures.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party Quotes

  • (Dave Chappelle) "I woke up this morning, 'bout quarter to four. Went back to sleep, and I woke up -- at -- eight."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Went back to sleep again and woke up at two 'cause I'm a comedian and I ain't got s*** to do. Oh, yeah, baby, I got them comedy blues. I just hang out all day, baby, cause I ain't got s*** to do with you."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Right, now, now. What kind of blue musician would I be if I didn't talk s*** over the music?"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Then I can say a whole story."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "My baby left me. My car broke down. I lost $20 and it can't be found. I got issues. That's right, I'm bad as s***. That's right, I got more problems than I can count. That's why I say f*** you."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "I'm mediocre at both and yet have managed to talk my way into a fortune."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Where's my money, bitch?"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Attention, Huxtables, there is a block party down the street. Bring Yourselves. BRING YOURSELVES. And bring Rudy, Theo, and Denise."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "That was "'Round Midnight" I was playing. That's the Thelonious Monk song. One of my favorite musicians, 'cause his timing was so ill. Every comedian is a stickler for timing, and Thelonious Monk was off time, yet perfectly on time. You should study it. If you're an aspiring comedian, or an aspiring musician, you should study it. Which brings me to my next point. Comedians and musicians were like this:"
  • (Dave Chappelle) ". Every comic wants to be a musician. Every musician thinks they're funny. It's a very strange relationship that we have. Some musicians are funny. Some comedians can play. I'll give you an example: Mos Def; funny guy; Jamie Foxx; good singer and piano player. So you never know, you never know what kind of talent a person has. I ain't mediocre at both, but I've managed to talk my way into a fortune. Life, is a funny and unpredictable thing."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "This is the concert I always wanted to see."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "5,000 black people chillin' in the rain. 19 white people peppered in the crowd. Trying to find a Mexican."

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