Dazed and Confused (film) Quotes

Dazed and Confused (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Dazed and Confused completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard Linklater as producer, and Lee Daniel as head of cinematography.

Dazed and Confused (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dazed and Confused (film) is 102 minutes long. Dazed and Confused (film) is distributed by Gramercy Pictures.

The cast includes: Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson, Wiley Wiggins as Mitch, Jason London as Pink, Sasha Jenson as Dawson, Rory Cochrane as Slater, Nicky Katt as Clint, Adam Goldberg as Mike, Anthony Rapp as Tony, Parker Posey as Darla, Marissa Ribisi as Cynthia, Ben Affleck as O'Bannion, Shawn Andrews as Pickford, Sasha Jenson as Don, Michelle Burke as Jodi, Jason O. Smith as Melvin Spivey, Cole Hauser as Benny O'Donnell, Deena Martin as Shavonne Wright, Christine Harnos as Kaye Faulkner, Joey Lauren Adams as Simone, Milla Jovovich as Michelle Burroughs, Christin Hinojosa as Sabrina Davis, Jeremy Fox as John Hirschfelder, Mark Vandermeulen as Tommy Houston, Catherine Avril Morris as Julie Simms, Deena Martin as Shavonne, Jason London as Randall 'Pink' Floyd, and Esteban Powell as Carl Burnett.

Dazed and Confused (film) Quotes

Jason London as Pink

• (Unnamed) "You guys know anything about a party?"
• (Jason London) "No sir."

• (Jason London) "It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they'd beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing."
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Cool."

• (Jason London) "All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life; remind me to kill myself."

• (Jason London) "What's up?"
• (Catherine Avril Morris) "Nothing."
• (Jason London) "Nothing much?"
• (Catherine Avril Morris) "Nothing at all."

• (Jason London) "I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer."

• (Jason London) "Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?"
• (Michelle Burke) "I dunno. This is where they said it would be"
• (Jason London) "Really?"
• (Michelle Burke) "Really? We don't need the beer anyway."

• (Jason London) "What girlfriend?"
• (Michelle Burke) "What's her name -- Simone."
• (Jason London) "Oh. Her."

• (Jason London) "Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of."

• (Jason London) "Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?"
• (Sasha Jenson) "I don't know. A few, I guess."
• (Jason London) "A few? Don, all I'm saying is, I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something."

• (Jason London) "Have you seen Jodi around?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No she left your ass."
• (Jason London) "Well you win some you lose some."

• (Jason London) "They're really doing this"
• (Sasha Jenson) "Yeah, they want it back by the end of the day too. Can you believe it?"
• (Jason London) "And everybody's signing it?"
• (Sasha Jenson) "Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being f***ing assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just ket it go."
• (Sasha Jenson) "You're gonna make a big deal outta this aren't you?"

• (Jason London) "Marijuana on one. Reefer on two."

• (Jason London) "It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it."

Shawn Andrews as Pickford

• (Shawn Andrews) "Don, give the beer back, man."
• (Sasha Jenson) "I paid for the beer, man."

• (Shawn Andrews) "Woodward, Bernstein."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Guess that makes you Deep Throat."

• (Shawn Andrews) "Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a jay with fifty elves."

• (Shawn Andrews) "Slater alligator"

• (Shawn Andrews) "Slater-san, how's it goin'?"
• (Rory Cochrane) "Fixin' to be a lot better, man."

Michelle Burke as Jodi

• (Michelle Burke) "Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?"
• (Cole Hauser) "Yeah, Mitch Kramer"
• (Michelle Burke) "Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?"
• (Jason London) "Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us."
• (Michelle Burke) "Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little."
• (Cole Hauser) "Ok. I promise."
• (Sasha Jenson) "There was just a little bit of bulls*** in all that right?"
• (Cole Hauser) "Major bulls***. He's a dead man."

• (Michelle Burke) "What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch."

• (Michelle Burke) "I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know."

• (Michelle Burke) "Heard they got you pretty bad."
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Yeah."
• (Michelle Burke) "They just got Hersh too"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Was it bad?"
• (Christin Hinojosa) "Yeah."
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Was it O'Bannion?"
• (Christin Hinojosa) "I think so"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Man I hate that jerk."
• (Christin Hinojosa) "Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Oh, yeah"
• (Michelle Burke) "Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys -- you know I asked them to take it easy on you?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "What? Well no wonder."

Adam Goldberg as Mike

• (Adam Goldberg) "Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that s***. It's like that Clint f***er in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f***er."
• (Anthony Rapp) "Okay Mike."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Dominant male monkey mother f***er."

• (Adam Goldberg) "I didn't think drugs and alchohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it."
• (Jason London) "I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time."

• (Adam Goldberg) "It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience."

• (Adam Goldberg) "I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope."

• (Adam Goldberg) "I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi."

Sasha Jenson as Dawson

• (Sasha Jenson) "Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place -- Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place."

• (Unnamed) "Will you marry me?"
• (Sasha Jenson) "I don't know. What's in it for me?"
• (Unnamed) "Anything you want?"
• (Sasha Jenson) "Anything?"
• (Unnamed) "Anything."
• (Sasha Jenson) "Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?"
• (Unnamed) "Whatever you like."
• (Sasha Jenson) "Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you."

• (Sasha Jenson) "You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works."

• (Sasha Jenson) "Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?"
• (Jason London) "Yeah, what a dumbs***."

• (Sasha Jenson) "Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girls"
• (Jason O. Smith) "Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be f***ing that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "How do you know I haven't already"
• (Jason O. Smith) "Go along man, I think its past your bedtime."

• (Sasha Jenson) "There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here."
• (Sasha Jenson) "Hey, what's going on?"
• (Deena Martin) "Hey, not much. How about you?"
• (Rory Cochrane) "Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on."
• (Deena Martin) "Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there?"
• (Rory Cochrane) "All right, check ya later."
• (Sasha Jenson) "Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?"
• (Rory Cochrane) "What are you talking about man?"
• (Sasha Jenson) "Check ya later. Check ya later."
• (Rory Cochrane) "Hey man, get off my case man."

• (Sasha Jenson) "Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go."

Milla Jovovich as Michelle Burroughs

• (Milla Jovovich) "Watch them fly --"
• (Rory Cochrane) "Hey you know that song is about the aliens?"

• (Milla Jovovich) "Watch them fly -- away"
• (Shawn Andrews) "Hey you guys know what that song is about? Its about the aliens. We're the aliens man, we're the savages. We're the savages man."

Parker Posey as Darla

• (Parker Posey) "What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

• (Parker Posey) "Lick me, all of you."

• (Parker Posey) "Air raid or it's your ass."
• (Anthony Rapp) "Don't do it Sabrina"
• (Parker Posey) "Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell"
• (Parker Posey) "LICK ME. All of you."

• (Parker Posey) "What did she say? Like, what did she call me?"
• (Deena Martin) "Nothing."
• (Parker Posey) "Oh, come on, "nothing", I know you're lying when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch."
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "Come on, we know they talk about us, just tell us."
• (Deena Martin) "You swear you're not gonna get mad?"
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "I'm not gonna get mad, I'm just curious."
• (Parker Posey) "I'm not gonna get mad, I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks."
• (Deena Martin) "OK, she called you a bitch and you a slut."
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "A slut? She called me a slut? Oh my god, what a bitch."
• (Deena Martin) "Simone, everybody calls you a slut."
• (Parker Posey) "Oh, s***."
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "Shavonne. That bitch, I'm gonna kick her ass."
• (Deena Martin) "I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad?"
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "I'm not mad."

Esteban Powell as Carl Burnett

• (Esteban Powell) "We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now -- where the girls will be puttin' out all the time."

Marissa Ribisi as Cynthia

• (Marissa Ribisi) "I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else."

• (Marissa Ribisi) "God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?"
• (Anthony Rapp) "Yeah I know, like it's all preparation."
• (Marissa Ribisi) "Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "Death."
• (Anthony Rapp) "Life of the party."
• (Adam Goldberg) "It's true."
• (Marissa Ribisi) "You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else."

• (Marissa Ribisi) "After a couple of years no one will even remember"

• (Marissa Ribisi) "I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse."

Cole Hauser as Benny O'Donnell

• (Cole Hauser) "You just wasted another f***ing beer."

• (Assistant Coach) "Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?"
• (Cole Hauser) "I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?"
• (Assistant Coach) "Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker."

• (Cole Hauser) "Mitchy. Mitchy, mitchy, mitchy --"
• (Cole Hauser) "We're lookin' for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over."

• (Cole Hauser) "Just remember, those guys don't care if you win or lose."

Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson

• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don't forget."
• (Marissa Ribisi) "I won't."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Man, it's the same bulls*** they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Cynthia, man? I like it, man."
• (Jason London) "Red's a good color for you."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "My favorite color."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some f***in' muscle."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "I love those redheads."

Christine Harnos as Kaye Faulkner

• (Christine Harnos) "And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony."
• (Deena Martin) "What the hell are you talking about, girl?"
• (Christine Harnos) "Weren't thinking about it, were you?"
• (Deena Martin) "Gilligan's Island?"
• (Christine Harnos) "It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy."
• (Deena Martin) "Oh my --"
• (Christine Harnos) "Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other -- a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all; the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing. We get a geek -- an overweight middle-aged guy -- some nerdy scientific type, I mean --"
• (Michelle Burke) "The professor -- is sexy."

Anthony Rapp as Tony

• (Anthony Rapp) "So your earlier offer still stands?"
• (Christin Hinojosa) "What should I say? Whatever you like."

• (Anthony Rapp) "God, that was so creepy."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Wait, why are you smiling?"
• (Marissa Ribisi) "I thought he was cute."
• (Anthony Rapp) "Ugh, that's disgusting."
• (Adam Goldberg) "You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?"

• (Anthony Rapp) "So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and --"
• (Adam Goldberg) "What?"
• (Anthony Rapp) "I can't say."
• (Adam Goldberg) "No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start."
• (Anthony Rapp) "But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything."

• (Anthony Rapp) "NeoMcCarthyism, I like that."

• (Anthony Rapp) "Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking."

Rory Cochrane as Slater

• (Rory Cochrane) "Shotgun."

• (Rory Cochrane) "Man just wait till I get to college."

• (Rory Cochrane) "Oh, man, I'm f***in' wasted."

• (Rory Cochrane) "George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man."

• (Rory Cochrane) "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

• (Rory Cochrane) "This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Four."
• (Rory Cochrane) "You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there."

• (Rory Cochrane) "You cool man?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Like how?"
• (Rory Cochrane) "OK."
• (Jason London) "He was asking if you get high."

• (Rory Cochrane) "I'm letting you have shotgun. But cuz it's cuz only 'cuz I'm goin' inside."

Joey Lauren Adams as Simone

• (Joey Lauren Adams) "I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry."

• (Joey Lauren Adams) "I can't believe she called me a slut. What a bitch."
• (Deena Martin) "Simone everyone calls you a slut"
• (Joey Lauren Adams) "Shavonne."

Catherine Avril Morris as Julie Simms

• (Catherine Avril Morris) "You're Mitch, right? I think I heard about you."
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Oh really, what did you hear?"
• (Catherine Avril Morris) "I don't know, man, are you OK?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Oh -- yeah."

• (Catherine Avril Morris) "They actually let you buy it?"
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Course"

Mark Vandermeulen as Tommy Houston

• (Mark Vandermeulen) "Your days of lying around all night with Clementine are over."
• (Jeremy Fox) "Yeah right."

Ben Affleck as O'Bannion

• (Ben Affleck) "Hey Slater, you f***in' hippie, give me drugs, man."
• (Rory Cochrane) "Go get some from your mother, man."
• (Ben Affleck) "We just bagged your mother."
• (Rory Cochrane) "Okay, f*** you dickhead."

• (Ben Affleck) "Y'all ready to bust some ass?"

• (Ben Affleck) "This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother -- f*** her."

• (Ben Affleck) "You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table."

Wiley Wiggins as Mitch

• (Wiley Wiggins) "Man I hate that guy."

• (Wiley Wiggins) "Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival."
• (Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher) "It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle."
• (Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher) "Men."
• (Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher) "Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back."
• (Wiley Wiggins) "Okay."

• (Wiley Wiggins) "Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?"
• (Jason London) "Yeah. He's kind of a joke."

Deena Martin as Shavonne Wright

• (Deena Martin) "You're an asshole."
• (Sasha Jenson) "I know I am."

Jeremy Fox as John Hirschfelder

• (Jeremy Fox) "I was getting there. I had my hand under her shirt."
• (Mark Vandermeulen) "Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there."

Nicky Katt as Clint

• (Nicky Katt) "What did you just say?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "What?"
• (Nicky Katt) "Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "About what?"
• (Nicky Katt) "You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer.""
• (Adam Goldberg) "No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation."
• (Nicky Katt) "Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac f***ing Newton?"

• (Nicky Katt) "I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer."
• (Nicky Katt) "Looks like we're almost outta beer."

Christin Hinojosa as Sabrina Davis

• (Christin Hinojosa) "So what do you guys do -- for fun I mean"
• (Michelle Burke) "Mostly hang out, y'know? There's gonna be a big party tonight, should be fun."
• (Christin Hinojosa) "Oh, cool. Sounds fun."
• (Michelle Burke) "You wanna come?"
• (Christin Hinojosa) "Sure."

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