Dead Like Me Quotes

Dead Like Me is a Comedy-drama that debuted in 2003 on Showtime (TV network). Dead Like Me ended its run in 2004.

Dead Like Me aired for 2 seasons and 29 episodes. It features Stewart Copeland as theme composer. Dead Like Me is executive produced by Bryan Fuller. Dead Like Me is created by Bryan Fuller.

Dead Like Me is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dead Like Me is 40-50 minutes long. Dead Like Me is produced by John Masius Productions and distributed by MGM Domestic Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Dead Like Me: Life After Death.

Dead Like Me Quotes

• (Rube) "What you're feeling right now -all the rage and frustration binding everything from your head to your digestive tract- that's my life with you."

• (George) "If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for s***ty situations."

• (George) "Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?"

• (Mason) "But am I pretty?"
• (Rube) "Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter."

• (Rube) "The thing is what, Mason?"
• (Mason) "You know that thing, ok, you're good at that thing, that, you can, you're better at, um, just, you know, you know, talking."
• (Rube) "Well said."

• (Rube) "Hey-there's no hob-knobbing. This is not a debutante party."

• (Roxy) "Nice Cross. How'd you get the blood off?"
• (Daisy Adair) "Oh easy, soap and water."

• (George) "I forgot to tell you my last guy didn't show -- just thought you'd like to know. What's the soup today?"
• (Rube) "Cream of bulls***."

• (Deirdre Daly) "For my first customer of the day."
• (George) "Mine too."

• (Joy) "So tell me the rules."
• (Raven) "We'll just go around the circle until you get it. Then you can join in."
• (Tabitha) "Overdose."
• (Raven) "Of what?"
• (Tabitha) "Aspirin?"
• (Raven) "Boring."
• (Tabitha) "Ok, wait. Boiling oil. Boiling acid."
• (Unnamed) "Electrocution."
• (Unnamed) "Decapitation."
• (Raven) "Flame."
• (Tabitha) "Brain embolism."
• (Unnamed) "Carpel tunnel."
• (Unnamed) "What's that?"
• (Unnamed) "It's really, really bad."
• (Raven) "OK, Mrs. Lass?"
• (Joy) "Umm -- well, in my sleep, age 98, surrounded by flowers, and grandchildren, and all people I love."

• (Mason) "I need more drugs."

• (Roxy) "You missed me, motherf***ers."

• (Mason) "She said you're --"
• (Mason) "psychotic."
• (Kiffany) "I'm not psychic."
• (Mason) "I think you are."
• (Kiffany) "I have tables --"
• (Mason) "I'll give you ten bucks."
• (Kiffany) "You only have two in your pocket."

• (Mason) "We've got a problem."
• (George) "I don't think it's a problem."
• (Rube) "Gravelings?"
• (Mason) "Weirder."

• (Stan Samuels) "Why would God do this to me?"
• (Daisy Adair) "Do what? Have you die this way?"
• (Stan Samuels) "Have me live this way. God doesn't love all creatures, Daisy."
• (Daisy Adair) "I think you should pray, Stan."
• (Stan Samuels) "I want to forgive him, but I want him to tell me that he's sorry first."

• (Roxy) "This is some freeze dried bulls***."

• (Mason) "Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package."

• (Brennan) "Should I answer it?"
• (George) "Let's give that a whirl."

• (Roxy) "Jennifer Beals, you wore them well."

• (George) "Yuck. This juice tastes like ass, here you try it."
• (Mason) "No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now."

• (Dolores Herbig) "You know, when you are young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top -- sex is a big buffet and you are just a fat man with a fork. But, as you get older, it's harder to get a fork."

• (George) "Get the F out. Before I kick your F-in' A again."

• (Ray Summers) "Hi, I'm Ray."
• (George) "f*** you, Ray."
• (Ray Summers) "Nice spendin' time with you guys."
• (Daisy Adair) "Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George; curious George."
• (Mason) "So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us."
• (Ray Summers) "Daisy?"
• (Daisy Adair) "Daisy Adair."
• (George) "So what do you do, Ray?"
• (Ray Summers) "I'm a television producer, George."
• (George) "So you're rich."
• (Ray Summers) "Comfortable."
• (George) "I suppose you're charming."
• (Ray Summers) "Tolerable."
• (George) "And women just fall the f*** all over you."
• (Ray Summers) "Not you, I suspect."
• (Daisy Adair) "Georgia, you're being impolite."
• (Ray Summers) "No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually."

• (Roxy) "I'm going to put this politely as possible. I will f*** you up."

• (George) "This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the f***-with-me gun."

• (George) "I don't want to fit in, I just don't want to stand out."

• (Mason) "I've got illegals in my bottom."

• (George) "Don't you want to at one with nature and your fellow workers? Nope, can't. bed-wetter."

• (George) "Who had the nerve to call you Joy?"

• (Ed Barphin) "May I ask you a question?"
• (George) "That is a question. Would you like to ask me another one?"

• (Joy) "Where are my effing keys?"
• (Reggie Lass) "Maybe they're in your effing purse."
• (Joy) "Reggie. Don't say effing."

• (George) "Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know; I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bulls***."

• (George) "That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot."

• (Daisy Adair) "You are always in your own head. It's like you're talking to yourself."
• (George) "Am I?"

• (Daisy Adair) "If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble."

• (Roxy) "How about a hot cup of shut the f*** up?"

• (Rube) "You're a constipator, Peanut. You disturb my s***, and that's annoying."

• (George) "What's the point in keeping your head down if it's already been blown off?"

• (Dolores Herbig) "Who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?"

• (Daisy Adair) "They're not going to Bali for their honeymoon, are they?"
• (Mason) "No"
• (Daisy Adair) "That's really one of the saddest things I've ever heard."
• (Mason) "They don't seem to mind."

• (Dolores Herbig) "GEORGIA LASS."
• (George) "What?"
• (Dolores Herbig) "What?"
• (George) "Who?"

• (George) "I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. I mean, souls. I think they see light where others cannot. I think they see a chance to become something else. Someone else."

• (Ray Summers) "Okay, George. Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three: we will lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing -- why am I sugarcoating this, you're a big girl -- in order to f*** you. Four: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: you can't live without us."

• (George) "You can't smoke in here."
• (Rube) "Ah, f*** that bulls***, they can blow me."

• (Brian) "Look. A Pterodactyl."
• (George) "Please tell me I didn't just fall for that."

• (Ray Summers) "So what's that about?"
• (George) "Probably you."
• (Ray Summers) "I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive."
• (George) "Take a number."
• (Ray Summers) "How do you know her?"
• (George) "That's none of your f***in' business."
• (Ray Summers) "You're an angry little thing, aren't ya?"
• (George) "You call me a little thing again and I'll put this f***in' dart right between your twinkling eyes."
• (Ray Summers) "'Nother tequila?"
• (George) "Please -- so, you the love 'em and leave 'em type?"
• (Ray Summers) "I've done that."
• (George) "What is up with that?"
• (Ray Summers) "What's the matter, George? A boy not nice to you?"
• (George) "No, I'm good."

• (Daisy Adair) "NO. And no means no. Powerful isn't it? I learned it at a PSA about date rape."

• (Mason) "Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus."

• (George) "Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here."

• (Daisy Adair) "You know, George, you have your very own saint."
• (George) "I'd rather have a pony."

• (Tiny) "The only thing we hate more than bad manners is the god**** fascist helmet law."

• (Mason) "Stay on his good side. He's like a volcano George. He erupts and spews lava in little villages. They run around, they run around for their lives. But you know he stops and you can go back to the safety of your own home."

• (George) "Shut the f*** up, Mason."

• (Betty) "Do you consider yourself exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind?"
• (Mason) "Exceptionally kind."
• (Mason) "Well, I'm not particularly reasonable."

• (George) "This is why having a destiny sucks."

• (George) "Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks."

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