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Dead Ringers (film) Quotes

Dead Ringers (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dead Ringers stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marc Boyman as producer, Howard Shore in charge of musical score, and Peter Suschitzky as head of cinematography.

Dead Ringers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Dead Ringers (film) is 115 minutes long. Dead Ringers (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jeremy Irons as Beverly Mantle, Geneviève Bujold as Claire Niveau, and Shirley Douglas as Laura.

Dead Ringers (film) Quotes

Geneviève Bujold as Claire Niveau

  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I've been around a bit. I've seen some creepy things in the movie business. This is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "I doubt that."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Well, are all the necessary parts there, Doc?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Yes they are, though there are a couple of extra ones that shouldn't be."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Not funny."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Uh no, I wasn't joking."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Listen. Doctor. I think there's something wrong with you. I don't know what it is, I can't put a label on it, but you're subtly; I don't know; schizophrenic? Or something. Sometimes I like you very much. and sometimes, you're an amusing lay, not much more. And I cant figure out why."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Beverly."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "One for you. One for me."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I've heard that you live together in the same apartment."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "We both like Italian furniture."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Hello. Hello? Who is this?"
  • (Elliot Mantle) "You could adopt."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "It wouldn't have been part of my body."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "I know what you mean."

Jeremy Irons as Beverly Mantle

  • (Jeremy Irons) "I'm the one who slaves over hot snatches all day."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Claire."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Yes? Oh, it's you. Or should i say, "Which one of you is it?""
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Please, Claire, don't."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "That's fantastic."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I've never heard anyone say that about the inside of my body before."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Surely you've heard of inner beauty?"
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Bev, you haven't done anything until I've done it too. You haven't f***ed Claire Niveau until you've told me about it."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Then I haven't f***ed Claire Niveau."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Don't do this to me, Bev."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "But I'm only doing it to me. Why don't you get along with your very own life?"
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Do you remember the first Siamese twins?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Chang and Eng were joined at the chest."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Remember how they died?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Chang died of a stroke in the middle of the night. He was always the sickly one. He was always the one who drank too much. When Eng woke up beside him to find that his brother was dead -- he died of fright. Right there in the bed."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Does that answer your question?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Poor Eli."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Poor Bev."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Why are you crying, Bev?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Separation can be a -- terrifying thing."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Pain creates character distortion, it's simply not necessary."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I'm often in a lot of pain."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "What kind of pain?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I think -- psychosexual."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "You'll take an up so I won't take a down. This is crazy."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "I'm not you, Bev."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Are you still doing the mini-series?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Re-shoots. The director didn't know what he was doing."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "There's nothing the matter with the instrument, it's the body. The woman's body is all wrong."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Yesterday, I found out she was having an affair. She's unfaithful to me, Eli."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Bev, you mustn't take it so seriously. She's a showbiz lady. What can you expect?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "I'm in love with her. I have to take it seriously."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "It can't be love if it does this to you, can it? It can't be love, Bev."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "I was hiding from the wrong person."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "What, THE Claire Niveau?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Yeah."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Ooo. What's she doing here?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "She's doing a miniseries. She's got 3 agents and a bodyguard in the waiting room."
  • (Elliot Mantle) "And her life is empty without children."
  • (Jeremy Irons) "How did you know?"
  • (Elliot Mantle) "Oh come on, Bev, everyone knows that. Don't you ever read the National Enquirer? "Star's Life Empty Without Children"?"
  • (Jeremy Irons) "Well, I hope the National Enquirer also explained how we can make her fertile, because I don't think i can."

Shirley Douglas as Laura

  • (Shirley Douglas) "Dear Beverly, dear Elliot. There are those that claim they can't ever tell the difference between them, but not me, dear. It's obvious to me that; well, perhaps before I go and say anything gauche you'd better tell me which one you're seeing."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "You mean to say there's two of them?"
  • (Shirley Douglas) "Don't be an ass, dear, of course there are two of them. They're twins, dear, identical twins. My dear, you've gone absolutely pale. Have i said something?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "No, no, not at all. Where's that waiter? I want some coffee."
  • (Shirley Douglas) "Oh, how sick making. I have said something, haven't I?"

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