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Death at a Funeral (2007 film) Quotes

Death at a Funeral (2007 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Death at a Funeral ended in 1970.

It features Sidney Kimmel, Laurence Malkin, Diana Phillips, and Share Stallings as producer, Murray Gold in charge of musical score, and Oliver Curtis as head of cinematography.

Death at a Funeral (2007 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Death at a Funeral (2007 film) is 90 minutes long. Death at a Funeral (2007 film) is distributed by Verve Pictures, and MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Keeley Hawes as Jane, Jane Asher as Sandra, Kris Marshall as Troy, Daisy Donovan as Martha, Alan Tudyk as Simon, Peter Vaughan as Uncle Alfie, Matthew Macfadyen as Daniel, Ewen Bremner as Justin, and Rupert Graves as Robert.

Death at a Funeral (2007 film) Quotes

Keeley Hawes as Jane

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Daisy Donovan as Martha

  • (Daisy Donovan) "What did you just say?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "I said the Valium you gave to Simon wasn't actually Valium. It's an hallucinogenic concoction. You know, stuff like acid, mescaline, a little ketamine."
  • (Daisy Donovan) "This isn't funny, Troy."
  • (Kris Marshall) "I'm not being funny. Look at him. He's off his tits."
  • (Daisy Donovan) "You absolute little twat. What the hell are you doing leaving this stuff around your flat?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "I didn't know someone was going to take it, did I? I mean who just goes into someone else's flat and takes random pills?"
  • (Daisy Donovan) "They were in a Valium bottle."

Matthew Macfadyen as Daniel

  • (Matthew Macfadyen) "Who is this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Pardon me?"
  • (Matthew Macfadyen) "This is not my father."
  • (Matthew Macfadyen) "Just, uh, straight through there and to the left, please."
  • (Matthew Macfadyen) "My father was an exceptional man."
  • (Matthew Macfadyen) "He may not have been a perfect man, but he was a good man, and he loved us. All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified send-off. Is that really so much to ask? So, maybe, maybe he had some things he liked to do. Life isn't simple, it's complicated. We're all just thrown in here together, in a world full of chaos and confusion, a world full of questions and no answers, death always lingering around the corner, and we do our best. We can't only do our best, and my dad did his best. He always tried to tell me that you have to go for what you want in life because you never know how long you're going to be here. And whether you succeed or you fail, the most important thing is to have tried. And apparently no one will guide you in the right direction, in the end you have to learn for yourself. You have to grow up yourself. So when you all leave here today, I would like you to remember my father for who he really was: a decent, loving man. If only we could be as giving and generous and as understanding as my father was. Then the world would be a far better place."

Ewen Bremner as Justin

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Peter Vaughan as Uncle Alfie

  • (Peter Vaughan) "Everything's so f***ing green."
  • (Peter Vaughan) "I'm about to s*** in my trousers."

Alan Tudyk as Simon

  • (Alan Tudyk) "Was there a dog in here just now?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Go, go. Join the others."

Rupert Graves as Robert

  • (Rupert Graves) "Well, this is bloody grim, isn't it?"

Kris Marshall as Troy

  • (Kris Marshall) "If he jumps, I'm f***ed."

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