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Death Is a Bitch Quotes

Death Is a Bitch is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Death Is a Bitch ended in 1970.

Death Is a Bitch Quotes

  • (Hitler) "Today on Hitler we will talk to Hollywood hunk Christian Slater."
  • (Hitler) "So tell me. In your next film. We get to see your but."
  • (Christian Slater) "Well ugh? I guess you do."
  • (Hitler) "Can we see it right now?"
  • (Christian Slater) "Um? sure I guess so."
  • (Hitler) "Oh Oh he's going to do it."
  • (Hitler) "If you are in the Los Angeles area and you want to get tickets to Hitler then call 213-Du Werdest Eine Krankenschwester Brauchen."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons' friend, Richard Simmons?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm Calista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm death."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yes. Oh yes."
  • (Girl) "Oh oh oh oh yes --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh man. Not again. I'm going to be a virgin for ever -- or am I?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wait, don't tell anyone I'm here. For if humanity discovers that I am no longer lurking in the shadows, the consequences will be dire."
  • (Unnamed) "Go on --"
  • (Unnamed) "That's it, what the hell do you see in him?"

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