Death Proof Quotes

Death Proof is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Death Proof stopped airing in 1970.

It features Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez; Elizabeth Avellán, and Erica Steinberg as producer, and Quentin Tarantino as head of cinematography.

Death Proof is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Death Proof is 113 minutes long. Death Proof is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Kurt Russell as Stuntman Mike, Rose McGowan as Pam, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Jungle Julia, Vanessa Ferlito as Arlene, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Lee, Rosario Dawson as Abernathy, Tracie Thoms as Kim, Jordan Ladd as Shanna, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Juana, Jonathan Loughran as Jasper, Eli Roth as Dov, Michael Bacall as Omar, and Omar Doom as Nate.

Death Proof Quotes

Jonathan Loughran as Jasper

• (Jonathan Loughran) "Why's she dressed like that?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, and it's a cheerleading movie and she's one of the cheerleaders."
• (Jonathan Loughran) "What's a cheerleader movie?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "A movie about cheerleaders."
• (Jonathan Loughran) "Is it a porno movie?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy."

• (Jonathan Loughran) "Who's Kim? The colored girl?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Yes. Kim would be the girl of color."

Tracie Thoms as Kim

• (Tracie Thoms) "Moo, motherf***er, moo."

• (Tracie Thoms) "You redneck, lunatic bastard."

• (Tracie Thoms) "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
• (Zoë) "I think I'm thinking --"
• (Rosario Dawson) "What are you thinking?"
• (Zoë) "I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the f*** up."

• (Zoë) "So where's the maniac?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "I shot him and his punk ass ran off."
• (Zoë) "You wanna go get him?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "Oh hell yeah."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Baby, I think you might want to get out --"
• (Rosario Dawson) "f*** that s***. Let's kill this bastard."

• (Zoë) "I'm sorry I called you black bitch."
• (Tracie Thoms) "I forgive you. Now, hold the f*** on."

• (Zoë) "I'll be your best friend."
• (Tracie Thoms) "I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth."
• (Zoë) "I'll crack your back."
• (Tracie Thoms) "You'll crack it anyway."
• (Zoë) "Well, of course I'll crack it anyway. But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back cracking slave. Whenever you want it, you got it, you don't even have to ask for it. You just order me to do it, just be like, "bitch, get over here and get busy.""
• (Tracie Thoms) "You crack my back, you give me foot massages, and after a shower, you put moisturizer on my butt."
• (Zoë) "Deal."

• (Zoë) "So let's hear it ladies. Set romances, who's gettin' it off?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "That would be Lee and Toolbox."
• (Zoë) "Oh, Toolbox. Name sounds promising."
• (Rosario Dawson) "He's a grip."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "What he is, is a pervert."
• (Zoë) "Wow, he just keeps sounding better and better. What's his perversion?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "He likes to watch me pee."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Lee is sittin' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Haha. Yeah, but not anymore, now she's getting it on with the rock."
• (Zoë) "You're having one off with The Rock?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Yeah, but not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce, and Kim started calling him The Rock because he looks like The Rock, so we all just started calling him the Rock."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Oh yeah, this is an all star crew, we got a guy that looks like Nick Cage, and a guy that looks like Pee Wee Herman too."
• (Zoë) "Kim, dick department, let's hear it."
• (Tracie Thoms) "No dick this trip. I got a man."
• (Zoë) "How long have you had this boyfriend for?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "Three months."
• (Zoë) "Who'd you steal him from?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Kim, he totally had a girlfriend."
• (Zoë) "All of Kim's boyfriends start out as someone else's boyfriend."
• (Tracie Thoms) "I didn't steal him, I didn't steal any of them, they all just -- jumped ship."

• (Tracie Thoms) "Answer the question motherf***er."

Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Jungle Julia

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "What happened with you and Nate last night?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Not much. I mean, we just f***ing met each other. If you don't bust their balls a little bit they're never gonna respect you."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Okay, we're pretty clear on what you did do, how about enlightening us on what you did do?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Dressed, half dressed or naked?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing"."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "You know, it's everything but."
• (Jordan Ladd) "They call it "the thing"?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "I call it the thing."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Do guys like the thing?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "They like it better than no thing."

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Black men and a whole lota' mother f***in' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing."

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I think you got Mike laid tonight."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Looking good, Cannonball Run."
• (Rose McGowan) "He's just giving me a ride."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Oh, no doubt."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Have a nice ride."
• (Rose McGowan) "Look, double-f***s --"
• (Rose McGowan) "-- I am not gonna f*** him."
• (Kurt Russell) "I can hear you."
• (Rose McGowan) "He's old enough to be my da --"
• (Kurt Russell) "I can still hear you."
• (Rose McGowan) "Bye."

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. How bout' enlightening us on what it is you did do?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Dressed, half dressed, or naked?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing"."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "You know, it's everything but."
• (Jordan Ladd) "They call that "the thing"?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "I call it "the thing"."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Do guys like "the thing"?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "They like it better than no thing."

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could f***" did you not understand?"

• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Who's holding?"
• (Jordan Ladd) "If you're not, then nobody."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "We were kinda hoping you were."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Yeah, how are you not holding?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my f***in' job to supply y'all with weed whenever we go out."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Whoa, whoa whoa, little lady, you're gettin' angry kinda quick, doncha think? I was just teasin' you."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I'm not angry, it would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me all the f***ing time and surprise me every once in a while with pot."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Okay, mean girl in a high school movie, are you through havin' a tantrum?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I'm not having a tantrum."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Yes, you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I am not cursing at you."
• (Jordan Ladd) "You said "Jesus Christ Shanna". And before the sentence was over, ya threw a f***in' in there to emphasize your irritatedness."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Alright, c'mon guys, don't fight, I'll pay for it when we get some."

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Lee

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I'm sorry, but what is "home"? Is that Australia, right?"
• (Zoë) "What do you mean by that, mate?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Zoë's from New Zealand. And you never, I repeat, NEVER, call a Kiwi an Aussie."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Not unless you wanna get your ass kicked."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I'm so sorry, I really am."
• (Zoë) "We're just taking the piss out of you, mate."

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "You carry a gun?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "Hell yeah."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Well -- do you have a license to carry that?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "Uh, yeah -- they gave it to me after I became a Secret Service Agent --"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Oh, I didn't know that;"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Did you know that she carried a gun?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Yes. Now, do I approve? No. But, do I know? Yes."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Well, look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but where I live, a bitch need a gun. If I go down at midnight to do my laundry, I might get my ass raped."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Don't do your laundry at midnight, then."
• (Tracie Thoms) "f*** that. I'll do my f***ing laundry whenever the f*** I wanna do my laundry."

Kurt Russell as Stuntman Mike

• (Kurt Russell) "NOW."

• (Kurt Russell) "What did she ever do to you?"
• (Rose McGowan) "We went to school together from kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me. She was her height right now at 12. She was a monster. Half the guys she still f***s she used to terrorize in the fifth grade."
• (Kurt Russell) "And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh?"
• (Rose McGowan) "That pituitary case? Might have kicked my ass a couple of times -- sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man --"

• (Kurt Russell) "Well, Pam -- Which way you going, left or right?"
• (Rose McGowan) "Right."
• (Kurt Russell) "Oh, that's too bad --"
• (Rose McGowan) "Why?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case -- It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared -- immediately."

• (Kurt Russell) "I'm sorry."
• (Tracie Thoms) "What?"
• (Kurt Russell) "I didn't mean to, I was just -- playing around."
• (Zoë) "Oooh, he was playing around --"
• (Tracie Thoms) "BUT I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU."

• (Kurt Russell) "Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Sorry, Stuntman Burt --"
• (Kurt Russell) "Mike."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Mike. She already broke off that dance."
• (Kurt Russell) "Is that true? Did I -- miss my chance?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Do I frighten you?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Is it my scar?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "It's your car."
• (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, I know. Sorry, it's my mom's car."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Have you been following us?"
• (Kurt Russell) "No, but that's what I love about Austin; it's just so damn small."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "You seen this guy before?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "I saw him outside of Gueros."
• (Kurt Russell) "I saw you outside of Gueros, too. You saw my car, I saw your legs. Now look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say that I wasn't a wolf."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "So you really weren't following us?"
• (Kurt Russell) "I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just -- got lucky. So, how about that lap dance?"

• (Kurt Russell) "Get ready to fly, bitch."

• (Kurt Russell) "Be careful, my arm is broken."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Oh, this one?"

• (Kurt Russell) "You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol."
• (Rose McGowan) "Hmm. Really? Like what?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers."

• (Kurt Russell) "AAAAHHHH."
• (Kurt Russell) "AHHH, GOD. No. No, no, no."
• (Kurt Russell) "AAHHHHHH. No, God."
• (Kurt Russell) "Ah, come on. Come on."
• (Kurt Russell) "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH. God. AAHH. No, no. No, God."
• (Kurt Russell) "Okay, get it together man --. Come on, what are you? What're you gonna do? God --."

• (Kurt Russell) "Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt."

• (Kurt Russell) "Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."

Rose McGowan as Pam

• (Rose McGowan) "Are you sure it's safe?"
• (Kurt Russell) "It's better than safe. It's death proof."

• (Rose McGowan) "So what's your name, icy?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Stuntman Mike."
• (Rose McGowan) "Stuntman Mike's your name."
• (Kurt Russell) "You ask anybody."
• (Rose McGowan) "Hey Warren. Who is this guy?"
• (Warren the Bartender) "Stuntman Mike."
• (Rose McGowan) "And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?"
• (Warren the Bartender) "He's a stuntman."

• (Rose McGowan) "So what's your name Icy?"
• (Kurt Russell) "Stuntman Mike."
• (Rose McGowan) "Stuntman Mike's your name?"
• (Kurt Russell) "You ask anybody."
• (Rose McGowan) "Hey Warren. Who is this guy?"
• (Warren the Bartender) "Stuntman Mike."
• (Rose McGowan) "And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?"
• (Warren the Bartender) "He's a stuntman."

• (Rose McGowan) "Is that cowboy wisdom?"
• (Kurt Russell) "I'm not a cowboy, Pam -- I'm a stuntman."

Rosario Dawson as Abernathy

• (Zoë) "So, we're gonna see if this guy is gonna let us take the car out without him, if he does, you wait here with Lee, and we'll be back in a moment."
• (Rosario Dawson) "What?"
• (Zoë) "I said, we're going to see if this guy lets us take the car out without him --"
• (Rosario Dawson) "I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. You know, you two got some f***ing balls."
• (Zoë) "What?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "Don't play dumbass with me. I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover. I should be in my hotel room asleep, not f***ing around on Tobacco Road, but because Zoe wanted to drive some f***ing Vanishing Point car, I'm here. Now you two got the balls to ask me, no, scratch that, tell me I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? Bulls*** on that."
• (Tracie Thoms) "It ain't like that."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Then what's it like, Kim?"
• (Zoë) "You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go."
• (Rosario Dawson) "I really think one human being will be collateral enough."
• (Zoë) "You're not gonna wanna do what we're doing."
• (Rosario Dawson) "What, drive a car?"
• (Zoë) "We're doing more than that."
• (Rosario Dawson) "What, drive it fast?"
• (Zoë) "We're doing more than that."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Actually, we're paying you a compliment because we're gonna do some stupid s***. But that's okay, we're stuntmen, we ain't got good sense, but you, you got good sense, and anybody that got good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing."
• (Rosario Dawson) "How do you know I don't wanna do it?"
• (Zoë) "Because you're a mum."
• (Rosario Dawson) "You know we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse that you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. So, what is it that you two daredevils are doing that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand?"
• (Zoë) "Well, we're kind of conning this guy. So maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Okay, how about this? I talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along."
• (Tracie Thoms) "How you gonna do that?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "That's my problem. But don't worry, he'll say yes."
• (Zoë) "What're you gonna do, blow him?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "No. I'm going to insinuate that Lee's going to blow him."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Asshole."

• (Rosario Dawson) "You best get your ass off of Kim's car."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I've seen Kim sit on it."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Your ass ain't her ass."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "What were you working on?"
• (Tracie Thoms) "Three Kicks to the Head Part Three"
• (Rosario Dawson) "And admittedly, we're a little f***ed up."
• (Zoë) "Cheers to that."
• (Rosario Dawson) "So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see s***. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further." so I step back a little further. "A little more." so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that f***ing thing, I would have probably broken my f***ing neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me." so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts f***ing around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the f***ing ditch."
• (Zoë) "I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about." bam, I'm in the f***ing ditch, you know?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "So what happened?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that f***ing thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her f***ing feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that f***ing thing, I probably would have been f***ing paralyzed."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could f*** with Zoe on that front."
• (Zoë) "Aw, Kim, I like you too."
• (Tracie Thoms) "Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents."
• (Zoë) "Hey, I resemble that remark."

• (Rosario Dawson) "Did you just hit a boat?"

• (Rosario Dawson) "Listen to this, the Circle A clerk has this month's issue of Italian Vogue."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "No way."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Way."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I can't belive a f***ing Circle A clerk carries Italian Vogue."
• (Rosario Dawson) "It doesn't. It's his own personal copy. He'll let it go for 27 bucks."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "27 bucks?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "What the f*** do you care? We're talking about f***ing per diem here. We found an issue of Italian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee. We're lucky he's not asking for f***in' Krugerrands. I'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "What? Me, you, and Kim?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "No. Kim doesn't give a s*** about Italian Vogue. But Brandy will come in with us, and if she won't, Tyson, her assistant, will."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Okay, but if anyone tears out any sheets that I want, you gotta make color Xerox copies of those pages, and I'm not talkin' f***in' Kinko's here either. You take it to the art department and have them do it f***ing right."

Vanessa Ferlito as Arlene

• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Hold on, I gotta come up. I gotta take the world's biggest f***in' piss."

• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Who do you want to hear?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Who?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Who the f*** are they?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "That's my boy."

• (Vanessa Ferlito) "You got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don't get wet."

Jordan Ladd as Shanna

• (Jordan Ladd) "Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. You through havin' a tantrum?"
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I'm not havin' a tantrum."
• (Jordan Ladd) "Yes you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me."
• (Sydney Tamiia Poitier) "I am not cursin' at you."
• (Jordan Ladd) "You said: Jesus Christ, Shanna. And then before the sentence was over you threw a f***in' in there to emphasize your irritatedness."

• (Jordan Ladd) "Remember: no hookin' up tonight. You can hang with 'em, you can make out with 'em, but no hookin' up with 'em, because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight, and my daddy's pretty clear on one thing. He said "Ah am lettin' you and your girl friends stay at my lake house. Not you and some horny boys tryin' to get their f*** on with my daughter.""
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "Your dad talks like that?"
• (Jordan Ladd) "Hell, yeah."

Eli Roth as Dov

• (Eli Roth) "So is it Shawna and the girls at lake house this weekend?"
• (Jordan Ladd) "Shawna?"
• (Eli Roth) "Awww f***, I didn --"
• (Jordan Ladd) "No. Now there is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other; we all hate the name Shawna. And we really hate when people call us Shawna. Remember it's Shanna banana not Shawna banawna."

• (Eli Roth) "Dude, check it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him."
• (Michael Bacall) "Jesus."
• (Eli Roth) "East bound and down --"
• (Eli Roth) "Dude f***ing cut himself falling out of his time machine."
• (Eli Roth) "Hi, could I get a chicken suit for "Stroker Ace", please?"

Omar Doom as Nate

• (Omar Doom) "I was thinking we can make out?"
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "What, on a porch? Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance? Forget it."
• (Omar Doom) "No, in my car."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "What, out there? It's f***ing 'Nam out there."
• (Omar Doom) "Not in my car, it's not."
• (Omar Doom) "Look, you won't get wet."
• (Omar Doom) "I promise you."
• (Vanessa Ferlito) "You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that."

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