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Death Race 2000 Quotes

Death Race 2000 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Death Race 2000 completed its run in 1970.

It features Roger Corman as producer, Paul Chihara in charge of musical score, and Tak Fujimoto as head of cinematography.

Death Race 2000 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Death Race 2000 is 80 minutes long. Death Race 2000 is distributed by New World Pictures.

The cast includes: Sylvester Stallone as Joe, Don Steele as Junior, Carle Bensen as Harold, Leslie McRay as Cleopatra, Sandy McCallum as Mr. President, Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander, Louisa Moritz as Myra, David Carradine as Frankenstein, Mary Woronov as Calamity Jane, and Fred Grandy as Fisherman.

Death Race 2000 Quotes

Sandy McCallum as Mr. President

  • (Sandy McCallum) "The drivers are ready, the world is watching. Once more, I give you what you want."
  • (Sandy McCallum) "I have made the United Provinces of America the greatest power in the known universe."

Mary Woronov as Calamity Jane

  • (Mary Woronov) "Hi ya Herman. I hope your buzz-bomb has a little more juice in its nuclear war head this year."
  • (Unnamed) "Chicken gang. Chicken in a basket."
  • (Mary Woronov) "Chicken in a casket."

David Carradine as Frankenstein

  • (David Carradine) "What'd you expect, another pretty face?"

Leslie McRay as Cleopatra

  • (Unnamed) "You're blocking me Cleopatra. My fans want to see me."
  • (Leslie McRay) "Why, they've never seen a has-been before?"

Carle Bensen as Harold

  • (Carle Bensen) "As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points."
  • (Carle Bensen) "Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one hundred percent red-blooded American sense of humor."
  • (Carle Bensen) "Is it true that with your new mechanical arm you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? Would you care to comment on that?"
  • (David Carradine) "No."
  • (Carle Bensen) "How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met?"
  • (Joyce Jameson) "You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot."
  • (David Carradine) "She'd better be a red-hot navigator."

Sylvester Stallone as Joe

  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato."

Don Steele as Junior

  • (Don Steele) "Frankenstein scores. Frankenstein scores at last. But what kind of a score, boys and girls? Just 80 points out a possible big 700. What do you think, Gracie?"
  • (Joyce Jameson) "Well, those doctors; dear friends of mine; have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks. Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn."
  • (Carle Bensen) "Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one-hundred-percent, red-blooded American sense of humor, heh heh."
  • (Don Steele) "Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres."
  • (Don Steele) "Frankenstein. Frankenstein the legend, Frankenstein the indestructible. Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race -- Frankenstein. Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed -- a dancer on the brink of death -- Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99. With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world, he's back."
  • (Don Steele) "Chrysler."
  • (Don Steele) "All right, all right, and yes-sirree. A clean hit. A perfect hit. And no pain for the target. Too bad the guy was only thirty-eight; just two years older, he'd have been worth three times the points."
  • (Don Steele) "Joe doesn't look too happy, but you just can't keep those Frankenstein fans down."
  • (Unnamed) "Lousy sons of bitches. Frankenstein --"
  • (Louisa Moritz) "Give it to 'em, Joe."
  • (Unnamed) "Frankenstein. You want Frankenstein? I'll give you Frankenstein."
  • (Unnamed) "Aarrgh."
  • (Don Steele) "Here he comes: Machine Gun Joe. Loved by thousands, hated by millions."

Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander

  • (Joyce Jameson) "She was a great, dear friend of mine and I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over -- the angels."

Fred Grandy as Fisherman

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