Decampitated Quotes

Decampitated is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Decampitated completed its run in 1970.

It features Matt Cunningham as producer, and Kenny Carmack as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Decampitated is 92 minutes long. Decampitated is distributed by Troma Entertainment.

Decampitated Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Too bad Jake, you were a good man -- once."

• (Unnamed) "Hi Garret, is that a machete in your side or are you just happy to see me?"

• (Unnamed) "Don't come any closer, I'm armed."

• (Unnamed) "Somebody needs to get raped here. You perversed f***er."
• (Unnamed) "Right so I can read it"

• (Unnamed) "Do you even know where we are?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah I do, I got the map right here."
• (Unnamed) "oops"
• (Unnamed) "here is the map."

• (Unnamed) "The funny thing is that in the school year book they said I was most likley to become drag and move out in the woods."

• (Unnamed) "You know I really don't think I like camping that much."

• (Unnamed) "Are you sure it was the killer?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes Paige -- Unless Smokie the Bear now packs a machete."

• (Unnamed) "Let's get the f*** out of here."

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