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Deconstructing Harry Quotes

Deconstructing Harry is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Deconstructing Harry ended in 1970.

It features Letty Aronson as producer, and Carlo Di Palma as head of cinematography.

Deconstructing Harry is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Deconstructing Harry is 96 minutes long. Deconstructing Harry is distributed by Fine Line Features (USA).

Deconstructing Harry Quotes

  • (Harry Block) "Does the president think of f***ing every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example."
  • (Harry Block) "Can I be honored and then arrested?"
  • (Grandma) "Boy, you must really love onions."
  • (Harry) "Cookie, do you know what a black hole is?"
  • (Cookie) "Sure, that's how I make my livin'."
  • (Harry) "What did you do?"
  • (Damned Man) "I invented aluminum siding."
  • (Harry Block) "This guy is too old for her."
  • (Richard) "He's younger than you are."
  • (Harry Block) "Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works."
  • (Harry Block) "Tradition is the illusion of permanence."
  • (Doris) "You have no values. Your whole life, it's nihilism, it's cynicism, it's sarcasm and your orgasm."
  • (Harry Block) "You know in France, I could run on that slogan and win."
  • (Ken) "You can't bulls*** me like your shrink, he only knows what you tell him."
  • (Harry Block) "Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst f***ing job in the world."
  • (Cookie) "How come you got all this money?"
  • (Harry Block) "I always keep hooker money around, you know, 'cause I once paid by check years ago and the I.R.S. killed me."
  • (Harry Block) "I don't think you're a paranoid. I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that everybody likes you."
  • (Joan) "So now you're blaming me because I don't go out with you enough, to meet strangers to f***."
  • (Harry Block) "The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex."
  • (Harry Block) "The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign.""
  • (Dolly) "Wolf Fishbein said, in order to hide the bodies, you ate them."
  • (Max) "So, what are you making a fuss? Some bury, some burn, I ate."
  • (Harry Block) "You're air-conditioned here?"
  • (The Devil) "Sure. f***s up the ozone layer."
  • (Harry Block) "Cookie is the nanny."
  • (Doris) "The nanny. Where did you get her, from an agency or a massage parlor?"
  • (Harry Block) "Oh jesus. She's a sweet kid, what are you picking on?"
  • (Doris) "Ah, still with the sex pots, the tramps, the vilda chayes."
  • (Harry Block) "Ah, she's got a PhD, this girl."
  • (Doris) "Really? I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A plus on her oral exam."
  • (Unnamed) "You never forgave him because you thought he was a bad father."
  • (Harry Block) "He was."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks for stopping by --"
  • (Harry Block) "I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you."
  • (Harry Block) "Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning."
  • (Harry Block) "You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women can't tell the difference between a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage."
  • (Joan) "Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?"
  • (Harry Block) "No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying."
  • (Joan) "You're an atheist, Harry."
  • (Harry Block) "Wha-hey, we're alone in the universe, you're going to blame that on me, too?"
  • (Joan) "Stop your tap-dancing --"
  • (Fay) "You love baseball."
  • (Harry Block) "Baseball's easy because it has rules. It has foul lines."
  • (Joan) "I want you to get your s***. And I want you to get your god**** clothes, and I want you to get the f*** outta here. You are the most f***ing irresponsible person I've ever seen in my entire life. Get out."
  • (Joan) "Continue, Mr. Farber."
  • (Mr. Farber) "D-Doctor --"
  • (Joan) "And I mean tonight, motherf***er."
  • (Burt) "Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened?"
  • (Harry Block) "Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken"
  • (Harry Block) "All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it."
  • (Harry Block) "All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
  • (Harry Block) "Cookie, you're a definite artist. They should put your lips in the Smithsonian."
  • (Harry Block) "I'm a guy who can't function well in life but can in art."
  • (The Devil) "You ever f*** a blind girl?"
  • (Harry Block) "No. That I never did."
  • (The Devil) "Oh, they're so grateful."
  • (Harry Block) "Six shrinks later, three wives down the line, and I still can't get my life together."
  • (Lucy) "You take everyone's suffering and turn it into gold, LITERARY GOLD."
  • (Larry) "I'm single, available, with the soul of a black man."
  • (Harry Block) "Between air-conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air-conditioning."
  • (Doris) "It's tradition."
  • (Harry Block) "Tradition is the illusion of permanence."
  • (Mr. Farber) "I've been; I've been losing sleep at night. I can't shut my eyes at night. I; I think I should quit my job. But I can't bring myself to do it. Maybe because my brother-in-law treats me kindly. But; but working for him is taking its toll on me emotionally."
  • (Joan) "Could you excuse me, Mr. Farber?"
  • (Mr. Farber) "What?"
  • (Joan) "You f***-dumb f***. I can't believe you f***ing did this. You f***ing asshole. You f***ed my patient? Harry, you don't f*** somebody's patient. f*** you."
  • (Joan) "Continue, Mr. Farber."
  • (Lucy) "You schmuck, you bastard. I'd like to cut your f***in' head off."
  • (Harry Block) "You're upset, right?"
  • (Harry Block) "Look, I was merely explaining to you why my choice of necessity is confined to your practice."
  • (Doris) "He's betting everything on physics and p*****."
  • (Harry) "The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me soon."
  • (Unnamed) "Why did they kick you out?"
  • (Harry) "Because I wasn't interested in college. I wanted to be a writer and that's all I cared about. Also, I tried to give the Dean's wife an enema. They didn't take kindly to that."

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