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Delivered Quotes

Delivered is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Delivered stopped airing in 1970.

Delivered is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Delivered is 93 min. long.

Delivered Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Once upon a time there lived a young man who aimed to please. He believed what was preached to him, did what he was told, and slaved day and night to win approval. It was a long and painful fall, but one glorious day, he had a revelation, the truth that would define his life. It's not that the world didn't appreciate the genius, it's that the genius didn't appreciate the world, and the people in it. After all, solitude is a whole lot nicer when you have someone to share it with. And they lived ever after, maybe even happily."
  • (Unnamed) "But you guys don't do anything. You sit around, and you listen to your s***ty music, and you pass out your 'zenes, and you talk about changing the world, but you don't do anything. You're sleepwalkers. You are sleepwalking."
  • (Unnamed) "We just don't want you."
  • (Unnamed) "What am I going to do? I don't have anything."
  • (Unnamed) "What you have before you is a cautionary tale. I was the chairman on Mr. Sherman's honour thesis committee. His paper was a wanton assault on every principle this institution holds dear. Now, you should all be open to original thinkers, but his thesis wasn't original. It was an 80 page temper-tantrum. So, instead of re-writing it, he drops out of school. You can see that decision has gotten him far. Behold, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you stray from my syllabus."
  • (Unnamed) "Um, sir, with all do respect sir, why don't you take your Categorical Imperative, and shove it up your ass."
  • (Unnamed) "You know why people love to see the pizzaman? Because no matter how pathetic their feeble lives might be, they can always say, "At least I don't do that for a living.""
  • (Unnamed) "If the world is not the way you want it to be, then take action. Action brings about change."
  • (Unnamed) "That philosophy doesn't work. I gave it up a long time ago. It's a fight you can't win."
  • (Unnamed) "You can't quit. There will always be dark times, but the darkness only makes the light more brilliant. I wanted to quit, I can't tell you how many times in my life I wanted to quit, but I didn't. And then suddenly, out of nowhere, something lands on my doorstep. And it saves me. You hang in there. Something's coming for you too."
  • (Unnamed) "Once upon a time there lived a young man who aimed to please. He believed what was preached to him, did what he was told, and slaved day and night to win approval. But when he dared to think for himself, he was outcast, and it was a long and painful fall. Then one day, he had an earth-shattering revelation; a truth that would define his life; genius is never appreciated."
  • (Unnamed) "You broke my heart, Will."

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