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Demolition (The Young Ones) Quotes

Demolition (The Young Ones) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Demolition stopped airing in 1970.

Demolition (The Young Ones) Quotes

  • (Neil) "Oh wet feet. Nice one Vyvyan."
  • (Vyvyan) "I thought you were dead."
  • (Neil) "Well that's no reason to hassle me on the toilet."
  • (Jerzy Balowski) "I'm not really foreign, you know. I just do it to appear more sophisticated. I mean, nobody'd buy Evian water if it was called Blackburn water, would they? Nobody'd wear Kicker boots if they were made in Sc***horpe. Abba? Abba, Swedish? I knew then when they were a Lancashire clog dancing trio. Arthur, Betty, Boris and Angela. Solzhenitsyn, Solzhenitsyn? A former pipe-fitter welder from Harrogate."
  • (Mike) "Grrr. I'd like to find your duck down stuck to the soap."
  • (Neil) "I'm being hassled in the street by a chick. Don't make me paranoid, man."
  • (Rick) "Oh Cliff / Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if / You really are a cliff / when fascists keep trying to push you over it. / Are they the lemmings / Or are you, Cliff? / Or are you Cliff?"
  • (Vyvyan) "Some of these bricks explode. Thats good, innit."
  • (Neil) "Guys. There's some dinner on the floor, if you want it. If you don't, like, that could also be cool, because, I mean, I only spent all day cooking it, right, and I was the one who got it together to put the lentils on to soak last night, but maybe we should just get a cat, right, and give it to the cat, 'cause it's not as if none of you can be bother-"
  • (Neil) "- guys?"
  • (Vyvyan) "I've got a leg."
  • (Mike) "Hey, Vyvyan, that's not unusual."
  • (Vyvyan) "No, this. I'm supposed to write an essay on it but -- I think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car."
  • (Mike) "Hey. Does this face empty knickers?"
  • (Vyvyan) "That I don't know."
  • (Mike) "Most days you come through the door. Sometimes you even open it."

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