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Demons and Angels Quotes

Demons and Angels is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Demons and Angels ended in 1970.

Demons and Angels Quotes

  • (Rimmer) "Nice experiment, guys. What do you do for an encore? Neutron bomb juggling?"
  • (High Kryten) "The poor wretch. He has a faulty gun. He has accidentally shot me five times. Oh, how I love him."
  • (Low Rimmer) "I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then -- I'm going to have you."
  • (Lister) "I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
  • (Lister) "Nothing's gonna happen. We're just doing it as a precaution. The whole ship's full of fail-safes anyway. Cooling systems, containment panels, vacuum shields. The actual chances of it blowing are about one in --"
  • (Lister) "One."
  • (High Lister) "Forgive me, brother. I appear to have stained thy knife-end with my blood. A thousand apologies."
  • (Holly) "Rude alert. Rude alert. An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle. Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop. This is not a daffodil. Repeat, this is not a daffodil."
  • (Rimmer) "Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected."
  • (The Cat) "See what you did to my blouson? Look at it. Plus, you almost killed me three times."
  • (Kryten) "These are our higher selves. These are people who we could've become if all our negative aspects from our characters had been removed."
  • (Rimmer) "You mean hippies?"
  • (Kryten) "Sir. You thought Jesus was a hippy."
  • (Rimmer) "Well, he was. Long hair, he didn't have a job. What more do you want?"
  • (The Cat) "Nice movie collection. "Revenge of the Mutant Splat Gore Monster." "Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head.""
  • (Kryten) "Gore movies. Weapons magazines. This place is a shrine to everything that's low and base. Everything that's designed to sicken the soul and shrivel the spirit. Urg. Toastie Toppers. Ugh. Cinema hot dogs. Ogh. Sweaty kebabs with stringy brown lettuce coming out. Ogh."
  • (The Cat) "Look at this music. "Hammond Heaven." "Karaoke Krazy." "Peter Perfect Plays Tuneful Tunes for Elderly Ladies." Let's get outta here."
  • (Lister) "Someone get behind me."
  • (Kryten) "I'm going to come around behind you now, sir."
  • (Lister) "Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise."
  • (Kryten) "I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir."
  • (Lister) "Get on with it, surprise me."
  • (Kryten) "You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed."
  • (Lister) "Surprise me now."
  • (Kryten) "Here comes my surprise, sir."

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