Dexter (episode) Quotes

Dexter (episode) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dexter ended its run in 1970.

It features Dennis Bishop as producer.

Dexter (episode) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You have a morbid sense of fun."
• (Dexter Morgan) "That's probably true --"

• (Dexter Morgan) "Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?"

• (Dexter Morgan) "Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest."

• (Sergeant Doakes) "You give me the f***ing creeps, you know that Dexter?"
• (Dexter Morgan) "Yeah, I know, sorry about that."

• (Mike Donovan) "Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord --"
• (Dexter Morgan) "Stop, that never helped anybody."

• (Dexter Morgan) "There's something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you're in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland."

• (Dexter Morgan) "No blood. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood; no blood at all. Why hadn't I thought of that? No blood. What a beautiful idea."

• (Dexter Morgan) "I always prided myself on being an outsider -- but now -- I feel the need to connect with someone."

• (Dexter Morgan) "She's the only person in the world who loves me. I think that's nice. I don't have feeling about anything, but if I could have feelings at all, I'd have them for Deb."

• (Officer Oliver) "So, we are looking for a sushi chef?"
• (Dexter Morgan) "Yeah -- Sushi chef is possible. It wouldn't be my first choice but hey -- You never know."
• (Officer Oliver) "Now what?"
• (Dexter Morgan) "Now I eat."

• (Harry Morgan) "Remember this forever, you are my son, you are not alone, and you are loved."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Look. Or I will cut your eyelids right off your face."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Talk to me about Jane Saunders."
• (Jamie Jaworski) "Okay, I did her."
• (Dexter Morgan) "How?"
• (Jamie Jaworski) "In a movie. A snuff film, but I'm not sorry."
• (Dexter Morgan) "Of course not, and now I'm not sorry either."

• (Mike Donovan) "I couldn't help myself. I couldn't. Please, you have to understand."
• (Dexter Morgan) "Trust me, I definitely understand. See, I can't help myself either. But children; I could never do that. Not like you. Never, ever kids."
• (Mike Donovan) "Why?"
• (Dexter Morgan) "I have standards."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Tonight's the night. It's going to happen again and again. Has to happen. Nice night. Miami is a great town. I love the Cuban food and pork sandwhiches, my favorite. But I'm hungry for something different, now."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Dogs don't like me because of what I sometimes do to their masters."

• (Dexter Morgan) "The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I'm a very neat monster."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile."

• (Dexter Morgan) "The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

• (Dexter Morgan) "I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes, I want to play. I really, really do."

• (Sergeant Doakes) "f*** you."
• (Dexter Morgan) "Okay. Uh, is there something I can --"
• (Sergeant Doakes) "Yeah, you can get me your f***ing analysis on the blood spatter on these killings. You think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's briss?"
• (Dexter Morgan) "I didn't know you were Jewish."
• (Sergeant Doakes) "Shut the f*** up and write your report already."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Rita's ex-hubby, the crack addict, repeatedly raped her, knocked her around. Ever since then she's been completely uninterested in sex. That works for me."

• (Dexter Morgan) "People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess."

• (Dexter Morgan) "I chose Rita because she is, in her own way, as damaged as me."

• (Dexter Morgan) "Geez Deb, where the hell do you keep your gun?"

• (Dexter Morgan) "With the solve rate for murders at about twenty percent, Miami is a great place for me. A great place for me to hone my craft. Viva Miami."

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