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Dexter's Laboratory Quotes

Dexter's Laboratory is a Comic science fiction that first aired in 1996 on Cartoon Network. Dexter's Laboratory completed its run in 2003.

Dexter's Laboratory lasted 4 seasons and 78 (299 segments) episodes. It features Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino, Davis Doi, and Brian A. Miller as producer, Christine Cavanaugh, Candi Milo, Allison Moore, Kat Cressida, and Kath Soucie; Jeff Bennett; Eddie Deezen; Rob Paulsen; Tom Kenny; Frank Welker doing voices, Thomas Chase and Stephen Rucker (main series) as theme composer, and Thomas Chase and Steve Rucker (main series) as composer. Dexter's Laboratory is executive produced by Larry Huber, Buzz Potamkin, Joe Mazzuca, Catherine Winder, Fred Seibert, Brian A. Miller, Sherry Gunther, Genndy Tartakovsky, and For Cartoon Network : Linda Simensky, Andrea Lopez and Khaki Jones. Dexter's Laboratory is created by Genndy Tartakovsky.

Dexter's Laboratory is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dexter's Laboratory is 22 minutes long. Dexter's Laboratory is produced by Cartoon Network Studios (1996-1997 as H-B's division; 2001-2003) and distributed by Cartoon Network.

Dexter's Laboratory Quotes

  • (Mandark) "Excellent. My sneaky ways have put me in the lead. I'd give myself a pat on the back, but I'm driving, so I'll have to do it later."
  • (Mandark) "By human standards, I know a lot."
  • (Dee Dee) "Dexter, what's wrong?"
  • (Dexter) "I have no friends, and I am totally unpopular."
  • (Dee Dee) "Duh."
  • (Mandark) "What do I have to do to be cool?"
  • (Mandark) "Ooh, ah -- Ooh -- ooh, ah -- I have to beat Dexter, sworn enemy. Have to destroy Dexter's lab. If only Ducky could. Ooh, ah."
  • (Mandark) "Now open up, rampaging monster, and let the RAYS shine in."
  • (Dee Dee) "Dexter, wanna see my new dance?"
  • (Dexter) "No."
  • (Dee Dee) "It's called "the fanciful unicorn"."
  • (Dexter) "Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder."
  • (Dee Dee) "Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter."
  • (Dexter) "Yes, it is called "the robot"."
  • (Dee Dee) "Word."
  • (Dexter) "So what kind of stuff do you like?"
  • (Girl) "Oh, I like peace, quiet, and especially solitude."
  • (Dexter) "We'll call you."
  • (Dexter) "Cooking? Cleaning? These are not the things a little boy knows how to dooooooo."
  • (Mandark) "George, what do you say we cross the Delaware?"
  • (Mandark) "This time has been duly noted and will be deducted from your salaries. Thank you."
  • (Dexter) "You fool. Mothers do not get sick; they take care of the sickly."
  • (Mandark) "Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny. And you won't be disappointed, either."
  • (Dexter) "What do you want, woman?"
  • (Blue Falcon) "Dyno-mutt has been dealt a devastating blow."
  • (Dexter) "Sheesh, no kidding."
  • (Blue Falcon) "I'm extremely wealthy."
  • (Dexter) "Quickly, to the laboratory."
  • (Mandark) "Say no more, Dexter, oh ye of little mind. I'll save the day and take all the glory."
  • (Mandark) "Thank you, dark forces, oh, THANK YOU."
  • (Mandark) "You were almost late for work."
  • (Mandark) "Chew-chew-chew, chew-chew-chew-chew-chew"
  • (Dexter) "Dee Dee, how long have known each other? Our whole lives, you say? No, in truth? Never? Or should I say, you never knew me? Because if you did, you would know I am a soul who requires peace, quiet and, most importantly, solitude. But every day, that solitude is inevitably broken by you."
  • (Dexter) "Which is why I called you here. Now, I know these are tough times and a dollar does not go as far as it used to, but it is time to take stock, a time for responsibility, a time for change, for as the lab grows, so do my expectations, which, quite frankly, you're not living up to, which is why I have made this tough but firm decision. Dee Dee, you're fired."
  • (Dee Dee) "WHAT."
  • (Dee Dee) "How dare you kick me out. I'm gonna report you. I'll have your badge. I'll show you. You haven't heard the last from Dee Dee."
  • (Mandark) "My name is Mandark and I am Dexter's rival. He and I have been competing in science and other things for years and this race is just one more of those things where we try to beat each other, except I try to win by being sneaky and bad. My plan this time is to sabotage the Mark 5, so it doesn'twork as good as it should, then when Dexter is racing he'll most likely crash up, leaving room for me to win."
  • (Dee Dee) "Oooh. What does THAT button do?"
  • (Dexter) "Dee Dee, I heard this great joke. Okay, here it goes: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife.""
  • (Dexter) "Omlette du fromage."
  • (Mandark) "Blast you, Dexter. Now there's an idea -- blast Dexter. Yes, blast Dexter."
  • (Mandark) "Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you."

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