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Dexter (season 5) Quotes

Dexter is a TV program that was first aired in 2010 on Showtime (TV network). Dexter completed its run in 2010.

Dexter aired for 12 episodes.

The cast includes: Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan, Jennifer Carpenter as Debra Morgan, C. S. Lee as Vince Masuka, James Remar as Harry Morgan, and Christina Robinson as Rita Bennett.

Dexter Quotes

C. S. Lee as Vince Masuka

  • (C. S. Lee) "The f***ing Bay Harbor Butcher is butchering up my online social life."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Sorry."
  • (C. S. Lee) "Say it."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "-- You're my daddy?"
  • (C. S. Lee) "Sounds weird when you say it."

Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan

  • (Michael C. Hall) "Tonight's the night, and it's gonna happen again and again and again. Has to happen --"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "How many more bodies would there have been had I not gotten to those killers? I didn't want to save lives, but save lives I did. Motivation aside, I think Harry and Lundy would agree on this one."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Look. Or I will cut your eyelids right off your face."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I'm a very neat monster."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "So what's up, hot shot?"
  • (Jennifer Carpenter) "Alright, get this. Lieutenant's looking for that refrigerated truck in every swamp, glade and chop shop from here to the Keys. The way I see it, that whack-job truck driver threw a severed head at your car. It's not as if he's shy."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "You think he's hiding the truck in plain sight, wanting it to be found?"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted, until the dark became my world and I could see."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Tonight's the night."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them, honest."
  • (Special Agent Frank Lundy) "Suit up if you're gonna touch it."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Oh. No, I'm just dropping off some x-rays. I'm Dexter Morgan --"
  • (Special Agent Frank Lundy) "I know who you are."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "We have an elephant in the room, and its name is Sex."
  • (Christina Robinson) "Tell me about it."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Hey, as far as I'm concerned, it can just stay in the corner and mind its own damn business."
  • (Christina Robinson) "Easier said than done."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Yeah,"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "but it needs to be right, for both of us, or it won't be right for either of us. I don't want that. Do you?"
  • (Christina Robinson) "No. You know, I can't believe I found the one good truly decent man left on the planet."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "It's strange to have a creation out there. A deeply-mutated version of yourself, running loose and screwing everything up. I wonder if this is how parents feel?"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "You were right about the ample cargo space."
  • (Sergeant James Doakes) "Go ahead. Try it. I've been waiting."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "This neighborhood?"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "It's full of crazies. I'd lock my doors."

James Remar as Harry Morgan

  • (James Remar) "Remember this forever: you are my son, you are not alone, and you are loved."

Jennifer Carpenter as Debra Morgan

  • (Jennifer Carpenter) "Bathroom's all yours."
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Eh, kind of always was."
  • (Jennifer Carpenter) "Why is it we never talk brother/sister stuff?"
  • (Michael C. Hall) "Our dad was a cop, you're a cop, I work for the cops -- for us, this is brother/sister stuff."

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