Die Hard 2 Quotes

Die Hard 2 is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Die Hard 2 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Charles Gordon, Lawrence Gordon, and Joel Silver as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Oliver Wood (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Die Hard 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Die Hard 2 is 124 minutes long. Die Hard 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Bruce Willis as John McClane, John Amos as Grant, Fred Thompson as Trudeau, Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo, Sheila McCarthy as Samantha Coleman, William Sadler as Col. Stuart, Reginald VelJohnson as Al Powell, Tom Bower as Marvin, William Atherton as Richard Thornburg, Bonnie Bedelia as Holly McClane, John Amos as Maj. Grant, Bruce Willis as Kahn, William Sadler as Colonel Stuart, Reginald VelJohnson as Sergeant, and Franco Nero as Gen. Ramon Esperanza.

Die Hard 2 Quotes

Reginald VelJohnson as Sergeant

• (Reginald VelJohnson) "What's this about?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Oh, just a feeling I have."
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt."

• (Reginald VelJohnson) "You're not pissing in somebody's pool, are you?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, and I'm fresh outta chlorine."

• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "This kind of thing wasn't in my job description."
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "Don't worry, Mr. Barnes. We'll watch your back."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "Yeah? Who watches yours?"

• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "We're in the Annex Skywalk. I can see the array. I'll give you a call for protocol tests as soon as it's hot. That's all for now."
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "Right, sir. You've got it."
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "What the hell's going on?"
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "Hey. Put that back on."
• (Reginald VelJohnson) "Hey, asshole. Whadda I look like to you?"
• (O'Reilly) "A sitting duck."
• (Bruce Willis) "s***."
• (Bruce Willis) "Damnit. I hate it when I'm right."

Bonnie Bedelia as Holly McClane

• (Bonnie Bedelia) "Holly McClane: John, why does this always happen to us on Christmas Eve?"

• (Bonnie Bedelia) "Listen, buster, you endangered my children. And you didn't do it for anything as noble as The People. The only time you even see The People is when you look down to see what it is you're stepping on."

• (Connie, Stewardess #1) "Can I get you another?"
• (Bonnie Bedelia) "No thank you. I only have to look at his face for another fifteen to twenty minutes."
• (Pilot (Northeast Airlines plane)) "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. I've just been informed by Dulles Traffic Control that there's a weather front moving in ahead of us."
• (Pilot (Northeast Airlines plane)) "We may be up here a little while longer."
• (Bonnie Bedelia) "On second thought."

• (Bonnie Bedelia) "They told me there were terrorists at the airport."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, I heard that too."

• (Bonnie Bedelia) "Honey, it's the '90s, remember? Microchips, microwaves, faxes, air phones."
• (Bruce Willis) "Hey, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza."

William Atherton as Richard Thornburg

• (William Atherton) "No you did not explain anything to me. All you did was shove me back here in this cattle car."
• (Stewardess) "Sir, you were told when you boarded we were overbooked."
• (William Atherton) "Fine. Done. I accept that. But why in hell can't I get the first class meal my network paid for. Do you know who I am?"
• (Stewardess) "Yes. We've all seen your program. Your episode "Flying Junkyards" was a very objective look at air traffic safety."
• (Stewardess) "It wasn't nearly as edifying as "Bimbos of the Sky." Was it, Connie?"
• (William Atherton) "You think you're funny. You think you're funny. Fine. I've got your number."
• (Stewardess) "And I've got yours. So park it, Sir."
• (William Atherton) "Stewardess."
• (Stewardess) "Mr. Thornburg, you cannot monopolize my time."
• (William Atherton) "You cannot put me near that woman."
• (Stewardess) "Excuse me?"
• (Bonnie Bedelia) "He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him."
• (William Atherton) "50 yards. So by keeping me in the section you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me in public."
• (Stewardess) "What did you do?"
• (Bonnie Bedelia) "Knocked out two of his teeth."
• (Stewardess) "Would you like some champagne?"

• (William Atherton) "But at least the truth, is not among the hostages because I, Richard Thornburg, just happen to be here. To put his life and talent on the line for humanity and country,"
• (William Atherton) "and if this should be my final broadcast --"
• (Bonnie Bedelia) "Amen to that, Dick."

William Sadler as Col. Stuart

• (Baker) "Where's Cochrane?"
• (Miller) "He didn't make it."
• (Baker) "Aw, man."
• (William Sadler) "You're late."
• (Miller) "We ran into trouble, Colonel. Some cop -- killed Cochrane. I barely got away, sir."
• (William Sadler) "Did you accomplish your mission?"
• (Miller) "Yes, sir. But -- Cochrane."
• (William Sadler) "Well then the damage is minimal."
• (William Sadler) "The penalty could be severe."
• (William Sadler) "You fail me again, and the chamber won't be empty. Dismissed."

• (William Sadler) "Windsor Flight 1-1-4, this is Dulles Approach. Do you copy?"
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Dulles Approach, this is Windsor 1-1-4. Where the devil have you been?"
• (William Sadler) "Roger, 1-1-4, Dulles Approach. We've been right here all along, old man. Our systems only came back online just this very second. Windsor 1-1-4, you are cleared for ILS approach to Runway Two-Niner. Contact Dulles Tower frequency at the outer marker."
• (Bruce Willis) "Jesus Christ, he's gonna crash the f***ing plane."
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Roger, Approach, it's about time. I've got 230 people up here flying on petrol fumes."
• (William Sadler) "Roger, 1-1-4, understand. Calibrate Dulles Altimeter setting Two-Niner-Niner-Two."
• (Bruce Willis) "Why are they listening to him?"
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "It's our frequency. Why shouldn't they?"
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Ladies and gentlemen, as you've probably noticed, we've started our descent. We're sorry for the inconvenience but we'll all be on the ground in a few minutes."
• (Stewardess (Windsor Flight 114)) "Oh not to worry, we've made arrangements for your next flight so you won't miss it."
• (Stewardess (Windsor Flight 114)) "In your seat, please. Come on, in your seat."
• (Stewardess (Windsor Flight 114)) "Oh, hey. We're just like British Rail, luv: we may be late but we get you there."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "Good luck, McClane."
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Dulles, this is Windsor 1-1-4 inside the outer marker."
• (William Sadler) "Roger one-fourteen. This is Dulles Tower. We have radar contact and show you on ILS. You're in the glide path and looking good."
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Approach flaps."
• (Co-Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Approach flaps."
• (Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Approach speed 130."
• (Co-Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Approach speed 130. Altitude 1,000 feet."
• (Co-Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Ref speed +20. 600 feet."
• (William Sadler) "Looking good Windsor. Now watch it; 30 knot crosswinds and the runway is icy. Attaboy, we've got ya. We've got ya --"
• (Bruce Willis) "Pull up."
• (Co-Pilot (Windsor Flight 114)) "Jesus."
• (William Sadler) "We've got ya."
• (Bruce Willis) "Motherf***er."
• (William Sadler) "That concludes our object lesson for this evening. If the 747 we requested is ready on time and General Esperanza's plane arrives unmolested, further lessons can be avoided. Out."

• (William Sadler) "That concludes our object lesson for this evening. If the 747 we requested is ready on time and General Esperanza's plane arrives unmolested, further lessons can be avoided. Out."

• (William Sadler) "Happy landings, asshole."

• (William Sadler) "So much for the element of chance."

Bruce Willis as John McClane

• (Bruce Willis) "Sir. We just monitored a call from the chief engineer. Our people took out their SWAT team, completely."
• (Garber) "You were right. They went for the antenna array. We're right on schedule."
• (William Sadler) "Losing our own team wasn't part of the plan."
• (William Sadler) "Attention, Dulles Tower. Attention, Dulles Control Tower. Mr. Trudeau, I know you're listening. Unfortunately, you're not obeying."
• (Fred Thompson) "Draw me face to face. We'll see."
• (William Sadler) "You were warned not to try to restore your systems. You've wasted lives and precious time on a futile and obvious target. Now you're gonna pay the penalty."
• (Bruce Willis) "I've got five dead officers down here, Colonel Stuart. Is that penalty enough?"
• (Dennis Franz) "McClane, you keep out of this. You've been enough of a pain --"
• (William Sadler) "Oh, McClane. John McClane. The policeman hero who saved the Nakatomi hostages. I read about you in People Magazine. You seemed a bit out of your league on Nightline, I thought."
• (Bruce Willis) "Hey, Colonel. Blow me. How much drug money is Esperanza paying you to turn traitor?"
• (William Sadler) "I think Cardinal Richilieu said it best: "Treason is merely a matter of dates." This country's got to learn that it can't keep cutting the legs off of men like General Esperanza. Men who have the guts to stand up against Communist aggression."
• (Bruce Willis) "And Lesson #1 starts with killing policemen? What's Lesson #2, the neutron bomb?"
• (William Sadler) "No. I think we can find something in between. Watch this."
• (William Sadler) "Give me a flight number; one that's low on fuel."
• (Thompson) "Windsor 114, transatlantic from London. Fuel tanks dry as a martini."
• (William Sadler) "Activate the ILS landing system. Recalibrate sea level; minus 200 feet."
• (Unnamed) "Oh Jesus. They've reset ground level minus 200 feet."

• (Bruce Willis) "Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a f***in' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherf***in' tin can."

• (Bruce Willis) "Could be a sentry."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "And he could just be out for a walk."
• (Bruce Willis) "Then why is he going over his own footsteps?"

• (Bruce Willis) "Guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all."
• (John Amos) "Oh, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole."

• (Bruce Willis) "Holly. Here's your f***ing landing light. Whoo."

• (Morgue Worker) "Hey. You're supposed to do that at the morgue."
• (Bruce Willis) "Not anymore. Got a new SOP for DOA's from the FAA."

• (Bruce Willis) "Mother f***er."

• (Bruce Willis) "If Esperanza gets on that plane and makes it to a country that has no extradition treaties, we're f***ed."

• (Bruce Willis) "Yippie-kai-yay, motherf***er."

• (Bruce Willis) "Take the Twinkie out of your mouth and grab a pencil, will ya?"

• (Bruce Willis) "Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the s*** in your brains?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Fat f***."

• (Bruce Willis) "Oh man, I can't f***ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same s*** happen to the same guy twice?"

• (Bruce Willis) "Holly --. There's your fricken landing-light."

• (Bruce Willis) "Motherf***in' motherf***er."

• (Bruce Willis) "I'll make you a deal, Marvin. You show me a shortcut out to those runways and I'll get you a liner for that coat."

• (Rent-A-Car Girl) "I close in about an hour. Maybe we can go get a drink?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax."

• (Chopper Pilot) "What's the matter, cowboy? Ride too rough?"
• (Bruce Willis) "I don't like to fly."
• (Sheila McCarthy) "Then what are you doing here?"
• (Bruce Willis) "I don't like to lose either."

• (Bruce Willis) "Oh, we are just up to our ass in terrorists again, John?"

Sheila McCarthy as Samantha Coleman

• (Sheila McCarthy) "You give me this story and I'll have your baby."
• (Bruce Willis) "Not the kind of ride I'm looking for."

• (Sheila McCarthy) "Colonel Stuart, can I have a few words, please?"
• (William Sadler) "You can have two: "f***" and "you"."
• (Garber) "No pictures, you pinko bitch."

John Amos as Maj. Grant

• (John Amos) "Too bad, McClane. I kind of liked you."
• (Bruce Willis) "I got enough friends."

• (John Amos) "You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time."
• (Bruce Willis) "Story of my life."

• (Soldier) "Hey Telford. What was your chicken-s*** outfit doing while we were taking Grenada?"
• (John Amos) "Grenada. Five minutes of firefights, five weeks of surfing."
• (Cpl. Telford) "I wish I was with you guys for that."
• (John Amos) "Yeah. Me too, kid."
• (Cpl. Telford) "Really, sir?"
• (John Amos) "Sure. Or we wouldn't have to do this."
• (John Amos) "Eagle Nest, this is Hatchling. We're on schedule, and in position."
• (William Sadler) "Roger, Hatchling. We are secure here. You have a green light, I repeat, a green light."

• (John Amos) "Major Grant. We're Blue Light."
• (Rollins, Department of Justice Representative) "Rollins, Department of Justice."
• (Fred Thompson) "Trudeau, Chief of Air Operations."
• (Dennis Franz) "Lorenzo, Terminal Police. You want something, you got it."
• (Bruce Willis) "This is it? One f***ing platoon?"
• (John Amos) "One crisis, one platoon. Who are you?"
• (Bruce Willis) "John McClane."
• (John Amos) "McClane, you showed some balls out there, man."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah."
• (John Amos) "Now, show some good sense. Let the pros handle this."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, well, it looks like the pros are on the wrong team tonight. Isn't Colonel Stuart one of your men?"
• (John Amos) "No, not anymore he's not. Now we're here to take Colonel Stuart down. And we will take him down. You see, I served with him. I taught him everything he knows."
• (Bruce Willis) "Well, maybe he's learned a few more things since then."

Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo

• (Dennis Franz) "Hey McClane. You get this parking ticket in front of my airport?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah."
• (Dennis Franz) "Ah, what the hell; it's Christmas."

• (Dennis Franz) "You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it."

Tom Bower as Marvin

• (Tom Bower) "I'm Marv. I thought you was trying to steal my records, that's all."

• (Tom Bower) "You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?"
• (Bruce Willis) "How 'bout I let you live?"
• (Tom Bower) "Man knows how to bargain."

Franco Nero as Gen. Ramon Esperanza

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Fred Thompson as Trudeau

• (Fred Thompson) "Alright, we've got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Assuming it's not a computer error, what do we assume?"
• (Bruce Willis) "That somebody's about to seriously f*** with this airport."
• (Fred Thompson) "What the hell is that supposed to mean? I mean, I know we're dummies up here, McClane, so give us a little taste of your brilliant genius. I mean, you talking about a hijacking, a robbery or what?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Look, I'm not sure. All I know, is --"
• (Dennis Franz) "Oh, he's not sure. Well, I'm stunned. I gotta lie down."
• (Bruce Willis) "The only people that go to this much trouble are professionals, not luggage thieves and not punks."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "Professional at what?"
• (Bruce Willis) "What the f*** do you this is, huh? The safety patrol, here? This is the resume of a professional mercenary. You got the world's biggest drug dealer on his way here, now. What, do you need, a slide rule to figure this out? Or maybe another body in a zipper bag before you start asking questions?"
• (Dennis Franz) "Hey, pal, you're the one that gave us that f***in' body, remember that."
• (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, I remember that."

• (Fred Thompson) ""Alright everyone, let's call all our birds and slow 'em down before we get a parking lot over our heads. The line starts at the Mississippi and they better start taking numbers.""

• (Fred Thompson) "Great, National just shut down. Totally iced. They're gonna be sending us THEIR planes."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "Happy, happy holidays."
• (Dennis Franz) "-- the worst part, Mr. Trudeau, is the press. Oh they were here anyways; crawling all over the Esperanza story; so they got it right on the f***ing news, you know, bloodstains and all. Now personally, I'd like to lock every damn reporter out of the airport. But then they'd just pull that "freedom of speech" crap on us and the ACLU would be all over us."
• (Fred Thompson) "Murder on television. Helluva start to Christmas week."
• (Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes) "What is it? A gang thing like last time?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Only if your gangs get their training at Fort Bragg."

• (Fred Thompson) "McClane, I know what you must feel."
• (Bruce Willis) "I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty god**** useless."

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