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Dil To Pagal Hai Quotes

Dil To Pagal Hai is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dil To Pagal Hai completed its run in 1970.

It features Yash Chopra as producer, Uttam Singh in charge of musical score, and Manmohan Singh (film director) as head of cinematography.

Dil To Pagal Hai is recorded in Hindi and originally aired in India. Each episode of Dil To Pagal Hai is 180 minutes long. Dil To Pagal Hai is distributed by Yash Raj Films.

The cast includes: Shah Rukh Khan as Rahul, Karisma Kapoor as Nisha, Madhuri Dixit as Pooja, and Akshay Kumar as Ajay.

Dil To Pagal Hai Quotes

Akshay Kumar as Ajay

  • (Akshay Kumar) "Hello, fatty, how are you?"
  • (Madhuri Dixit) "Shut up. I'm not fat."

Shah Rukh Khan as Rahul

  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Hey, Nisha, have you seen my cassette? It has a very important music piece on it, I think I left it somewhere in your room -- Where the hell is the cassette?"
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Rahul, you have no manners. Don't you know you're supposed to knock before coming into a room where a girl is dressing?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Girl? What girl?"
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "ME. Stop it, Rahul, I'm serious."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Hey, relax, I know very well that you're a girl. Besides, you also had come into MY room when I had nothing on --"
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "That's different."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "How so?"
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Oh, shut up."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Are you shopping? Alone? VERY GOOD. Don't ever go shopping with a girl."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Okay, everybody, tequila time."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "What are you all drinking?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Tequila."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Can I have a drink?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "No, only men are able to drink this stuff. You go back and sit down there."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "No, give me a drink."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Hey, Nisha, don't bother us, just go and sit down."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Rahul, today is my birthday --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Oh -- happy birthday."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Thank you -- I can do whatever I want, eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, understand?"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Nisha -- okay, it's your birthday. Waiter, bring one more glass --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Okay, 1 -- 2 -- 3 -- GO."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Ha. What did I tell you? Girls aren't able to handle this stuff."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "One more."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Rahul, you're dead --."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "Pooja -- when you laugh --"
  • (Madhuri Dixit) "Listen, I know I look good --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "No, when you laugh, it starts to rain --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I hope your uncle is asleep, so we won't have to listen to his singing --"

Karisma Kapoor as Nisha

  • (Karisma Kapoor) "I won't dance for your play."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "So what? We'll get another dancer and replace you."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Ah, go on. There's no dancer as good as I am."
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "YOU ARE BAD. YOU ARE BAD. What have I ever done to deserve this? You are bad. You are bad."
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I'm sorry, Nisha --"
  • (Karisma Kapoor) "Rahul, please don't say sorry, otherwise I'll cry --"
  • (Shah Rukh Khan) "I'm sorry, Nisha --"

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