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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) Quotes

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dirty Rotten Scoundrels completed its run in 1970.

It features Bernard Williams (producer) as producer, Miles Goodman in charge of musical score, and Michael Ballhaus as head of cinematography.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) is 110 minutes long. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) is distributed by Orion Pictures.

The cast includes: Steve Martin as Freddy Benson, Michael Caine as Lawrence Jamieson, Glenne Headly as Janet Colgate, Anton Rodgers as Inspector Andre, and Ian McDiarmid as Arthur.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film) Quotes

Steve Martin as Freddy Benson

  • (Steve Martin) "I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance -- we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won."
  • (Glenne Headly) "That's great."
  • (Steve Martin) "And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing -- and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor."
  • (Glenne Headly) "Who was she with?"
  • (Steve Martin) "Denny Terrio, the host of Dance USA."
  • (Steve Martin) "I didn't steal any money. She just saw me with another woman. You're French, you understand that."
  • (Anton Rodgers) "To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American."
  • (Steve Martin) "Excuse me. What about me? What do I get?"
  • (Michael Caine) "You are the student. You get knowledge."
  • (Steve Martin) "Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
  • (Michael Caine) "Of course you may."
  • (Steve Martin) "Thank you."
  • (Steve Martin) "Oh, Lawrence. This is the happiest day of my life. I think my testicles are dropping."
  • (Steve Martin) "I've got culture coming out of my ass."
  • (Steve Martin) "Not mother?"

Michael Caine as Lawrence Jamieson

  • (Michael Caine) "Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?"
  • (Steve Martin) "No."
  • (Michael Caine) "Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron."
  • (Michael Caine) "A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away."
  • (Michael Caine) "You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you -- if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left"

Ian McDiarmid as Arthur

  • (Ian McDiarmid) "May I take your trident, sir?"
  • (Ian McDiarmid) "Welcome to Hell."

Glenne Headly as Janet Colgate

  • (Glenne Headly) "Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em."

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