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Disaster Averted Quotes

Disaster Averted is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Disaster Averted ended its run in 1970.

Disaster Averted Quotes

  • (Ted Mosby) "Guys, luckily you're friends with a former Boy Scout, who is always --"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Unpopular."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Beaten up."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Going to movies with his mom."
  • (Ted Mosby) "-- A Boy Scout is always prepared --"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Prepared to spend lunch in his locker."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Prepared to die a virgin."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Prepared to paint his sister's nails --"
  • (Ted Mosby) "-- Prepared for emergencies. That's why a week ago, when Irene was a tropical depression --"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "You're a tropical depression."
  • (Maya) "If she's"
  • (Maya) "going, then I'm not going."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Lily, you're staying. Let's go."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "If Lily's staying, then I'm staying."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Then I'm going."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Then I'm going."
  • (Barney Stinson) "You can't go Marshall 'cause I'm going."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "If Barney's going, then I'm not going."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Then I can go."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Then I'm staying."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Then I'm staying."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Then I'm going."
  • (Maya) "Then I'm not going."
  • (Ted Mosby) "You know what? I'm GOING."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Don't let him tempt you, baby."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I don't know Lily, we have a baby on the way, an extra slap would come in handy."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Wow. It's come to this; you could help a friend, but instead you're choosing the hot girl in the tight tank top --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "You're training is complete. I'm so proud of this kid. But seriously, storm's coming in so dump the hoochy and wheel's up."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Nobody wakes up and says, "Today I'm going to star in a YouTube video.""
  • (Lily Aldrin) "You've said that at least a dozen times."
  • (Narrator) "Kids, you haven't truly lived until somewhere, somebody puts a sign up because of something you did. For instance --"
  • (Kevin) "You guys seen that sign out front that says "Absolutely no boogie boarding""
  • (Kevin) "What's that all about?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Oh, that's a great story, you got time for it?"
  • (Kevin) "Well, I'm supposed to go to my mom's birthday party, so please make it as long as you can."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "The Grim reaper beckons. I feel his icy grip 'round my throat. The breath of his hounds at me heels the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door. And you? With your blithe request you only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire? Is that what you desire, Lily?"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "I just wanted you to get us some bagels."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Bagels. Do you have ANY idea what could happen to me whilst getting bagels?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "I'm free. God, this feels so good. I; I"
  • (Barney Stinson) "This was a mistake. I want to put the tie back on. I want to put the tie back on. Why do I have to be Barney Stinson now?"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Three slaps remaining."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Three slaps. Wow, I like the sound of that. I think I'll save those bad boys. You know, for a rainy day."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Okay, the worst is over."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Two slaps remaining."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "It's all right. It's all done; for now."
  • (Barney Stinson) "I think I have to go home now and re-evaluate how I make life decisions."
  • (Barney Stinson) "If you didn't have that slap left; say I were to get you to slap me tonight; I suppose that would change everything."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I suppose it would."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Le jeu commence; "The game begins""
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Je m'appelle Marshall"
  • (Kevin) "So, boogie-boarding?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I just wanna slap him so bad. But that tie is so stupid. But the slap would feel so good. But he hates that tie so much"
  • (Kevin) "Perhaps I can help. Marshall, ask yourself this question: why today? He hasn't said anything about that tie for weeks; yet suddenly, today, he can't wear it another second? No, there's a reason."
  • (Kevin) "You've got something coming up; something where you're on display, vulnerable, exposed. It's not work related, no, this is relationship stuff; you're trying to impress someone. In the lie you told you said you were being chased by two goons, so it's two people; a couple, perhaps? You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow."
  • (Barney Stinson) "WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. It's in two days and I really want them to like me."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Oh-ho, therapisted"
  • (Ted Mosby) ". Shrinked? Shrunk? We'll figure it out."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Please let me take it off."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "No."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Five thousand dollars."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "No."
  • (Kevin) "Is he serious?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Ten thousand dollars."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "No."
  • (Kevin) "Dude, just take the money."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Twenty thousand dollars."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "No."
  • (Kevin) "Yes."
  • (Barney Stinson) "I'll let you slap me in the face as hard as you can."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "You have my attention."

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