Disney's The Kid Quotes

Disney's The Kid is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Disney's The Kid ended in 1970.

It features plain list, * Hunt Lowry * Arnold Rifkin * Christina Steinberg * Jon Turteltaub * David Willis as producer, Marc Shaiman, and Jason White in charge of musical score, and Peter Menzies Jr. as head of cinematography.

Disney's The Kid is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Disney's The Kid is 104 minutes long. Disney's The Kid is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jean Smart as Deirdre Lefever, Elizabeth Arlen as Russ Duritz, Emily Mortimer as Amy, and Lily Tomlin as Janet.

Disney's The Kid Quotes

Emily Mortimer as Amy

• (Emily Mortimer) "Wait a minute, wait a minute -- Hello."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Hello --"
• (Emily Mortimer) "I haven't seen you in a couple of days, how've you been?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Fine. Now can we go in?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "No. This is the bit where you ask me."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Amy, we're really late. We don't have time to --"
• (Emily Mortimer) "Come on, give it a whirl."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Hi, Amy. How are you doing?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "Fine. We're really late."

Elizabeth Arlen as Russ Duritz

• (Rusty Duritz) "Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime."

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Stop biting."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Leave me alone. I'm advertising terror and bewilderment."

• (Rusty Duritz) "Am I in trouble?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "You're going to be in trouble if you wipe that snot on my calfskin seat, don't do it."

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "What, only four? Did you get up late?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya."
• (Toshia) "Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Thank you. See? There's hope after all."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Jerk."

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "What's done is done."
• (Rusty Duritz) "Yeah."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "But, hey, today's your birthday. Happy birthday, kid."

• (Rusty Duritz) "How old are you?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Forty. In a couple days."
• (Rusty Duritz) "That is old. I'm turning eight. In a couple days."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Eight. You're eight. I'm eight."
• (Rusty Duritz) "This is scary."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "No. This is hilarious."

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Aww, somebody call the waahmbulance."

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make you despise me?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "No. Why? Do you despise you?"

• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Stop biting your nails."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Nail. I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "What's this advertise?"

Lily Tomlin as Janet

• (Lily Tomlin) "I'm not throwing your dismembered enemies' bodies into the dumpster. I've got my limits."

• (Lily Tomlin) "Take your phone off now, you're with a human being."

Jean Smart as Deirdre Lefever

• (Jean Smart) "Why wouldn't your eight-year-old self time travel here to give you a hand? You're obviously in trouble. He could straighten you out."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "You think he's here to straighten me out?"
• (Jean Smart) "Well of course. You didn't think it was the other way around, didja?"
• (Jean Smart) "Maybe he's here for you to teach him some things -- but maybe he's here for you to remember some things, ever thought about that?"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Not until just now, no."
• (Jean Smart) "Look, you're turning forty tomorrow, you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life --"
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Hey --"
• (Jean Smart) "and no, no, money doesn't count. You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family, and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever meant anything to you."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Who, Amy? Oh, come on, she's not -- we work together, that's all. She's neurotic. She bites her nails -- well, nail."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "This one."
• (Elizabeth Arlen) "Oh, my God --"
• (Jean Smart) "While he's getting a clue, could I get a warm-up, please?"

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