Diversity Day (The Office) Quotes

Diversity Day (The Office) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Diversity Day ended its run in 1970.

Diversity Day (The Office) Quotes

• (Kevin) "Hey."
• (Angela) "Hey."
• (Kevin) "You wanna go to the beach?"
• (Angela) "Sure."
• (Kevin) "You wanna get high?"
• (Angela) "No."
• (Kevin) "I think you do, mon."

• (Pam Beesley) "Based on stereotypes that are completely untrue, you may be a bad driver."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Oh, man. Am I a woman?"

• (Michael Scott) "Hi, I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania. But I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist, I will attack you with the North, and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."

• (Mr. Brown) "Now this is a simple acronym: H.E.R.O. At Diversity, we believe it's very easy to be a hero. All you need are: Honesty, Empathy, Respect, and Open-mindedness."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero."
• (Mr. Brown) "Okay well, what is a hero to you?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged."
• (Mr. Brown) "Uh, okay, you're thinking of a superhero."

• (Michael Scott) "I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations."

• (Dwight Schrute) "Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan."
• (Pam Beesley) "That's nice, Dwight."
• (Dwight Schrute) "OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick."
• (Pam Beesley) "OK, I like your food."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate."
• (Michael Scott) "Pam, come on, "I like your food," no, come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam. Let's do it, let's get ugly, let's get real."
• (Pam Beesley) "OK, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Aw man, am I a woman?"

• (Dwight Schrute) ""Lots of cultures eat rice" doesn't help me."

• (Michael Scott) "Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

• (Toby Flenderson) "Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style, are we?"
• (Michael Scott) "Get out."
• (Toby Flenderson) "Oh. Sorry."
• (Michael Scott) "No. This is not a joke. What you said was offensive -- and lame, so double offense. This is a place of welcoming, and -- you should just get the hell out of here."

• (Michael Scott) "Man, I should've gotten some food."
• (Kevin) "Maybe some spaghetti."
• (Michael Scott) "Okay, Kevin, you can take off -- that -- thing, okay?"

• (Pam Beesley) "Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are completely untrue, and that I do not agree with, you would maybe -- not be -- a very good driver."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Aw, man, am I a woman?"

• (Oscar) "Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican."
• (Michael Scott) "Wow. Wow. That is -- That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?"

• (Michael Scott) "You'll notice I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just thought, "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um -- You know, the ball's in their court."

• (Michael Scott) "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.