Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) Quotes

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bonnie Bruckheimer as producer, T-Bone Burnett in charge of musical score, and John Bailey (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) is 116 minutes long. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Maggie Smith as Caro, Sandra Bullock as Sidda, Ellen Burstyn as Vivi, Fionnula Flanagan as Teensy, James Garner as Shepard James 'Shep' Walker, Angus Macfadyen as Connor, and Shirley Knight as Necie Rose Kelleher.

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (film) Quotes

Sandra Bullock as Sidda

• (Sandra Bullock) "I am sick of fighting. And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holier than thou, nothing is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fix me a drink and hand me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara -- thang."
• (Maggie Smith) "Well, she's got her pegged, all right."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Daddy, did you get loved enough?"
• (James Garner) "What's enough? My question is, did you?"

Maggie Smith as Caro

• (Maggie Smith) "Why doesn't somebody go to the bathroom? It always makes the food come."

• (Maggie Smith) "What I'd give to know then what I know now. And to still have those thighs."
• (Shirley Knight) "I'm sure they're still buried in there somewhere."

• (Maggie Smith) "Get comfortable, bébé. I've got a full tank."

• (Maggie Smith) "Listen, kids, we gotta slow down or I'm gonna pop a lung."

• (Maggie Smith) "The only disease that can survive in our bloodstreams is alcoholism."

• (Maggie Smith) "Ya know, I just don't understand those underwears up your ass crack, they don't cover up a G'D THANG."

Ellen Burstyn as Vivi

• (Ellen Burstyn) "Teensy. I demand that you move this piece of s*** outta my way, this very instant."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Who do you think you're talking to?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "I know she's there. Now, what is going on? Is betrayal absolutely everywhere?"
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Yes. Your lifelong friends are programming your daughter to destroy you."
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Well, somebody better tell me what's going on."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Vivi, calm down. You're just gonna have to trust us. If you go there now, you're gonna ruin EVERYBODY'S life."
• (Ellen Burstyn) "What IS it with me "ruinin' everybody's life"? EVERYBODY, Teensy? Strangers are saying it now."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "What strangers?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Connor. He yelled at me. She's walked out on their entire life, whatever that means."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Go. Go home right now."
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Don't you talk to me like that. I'll knock you in the middle of next week."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday. Now get in the god**** car and go home."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Piece of s***."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "Yes?"
• (Angus Macfadyen) "I don't know if you really ruined Sidda's life or not, but I do know right now that you're ruining mine. And your phone etiquette SUCKS."
• (Ellen Burstyn) "He hung up on me."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "I take a problem and chew on it 'til all the flavor's gone, and then stick it in my hair."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "Mary -- mother of the motherless? Can you see me? I'm here. It's me again. I need divine intervention once again. Quelle grande surprise. And here it is. My oldest daughter, Siddalee, the one I've been complaining about? The loudmouth? She may be walking away from true love. Please stop her. Don't let her run away. This is because of me. She never said it, but -- I know. She's only seen me holding back. I take full responsibility. But I'd appreciate you keeping that to yourself. Please pass this on to your son and his father. I will only smoke once -- a day. And I will only have a drink once a week; I mean a day. I'll do the best I can. If you will just help her out with this one thing, I'll make it up to you somehow."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "I tried to be the best momma I could."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "How did that go?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Not so hot."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "Oh, what a surprise. Look what the backstabbing, traitorous cats dragged in. Oh, look who it is. All my old EX-FRIENDS. And the biological fruit of my womb -- that rotted."

• (Ellen Burstyn) "You know, Teensy, ever since you quit drinking you've stopped thinking clearly. How can I possibly call somebody who no longer exists? Give me the phone."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Oh my God, that's her. Do not pick up the phone, please don't pick up the phone, Connor. Connor, don't pick up the phone."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Hello?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Well, hello Connor."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Oh, hello Vivi. How are you?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "Well just lovely, thank you for asking. Is she there?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "-- Momma?"
• (Ellen Burstyn) "-- YOUUUUUUU."

Angus Macfadyen as Connor

• (Angus Macfadyen) "Hi."
• (Sandra Bullock) "How did you know it was me?"
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Who else? How are you feeling?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "A little disoriented."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Well, horse tranquilizers will do that for you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I can't believe you let them do this."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "They didn't ask my permission. They called me on the way to the airport, they informed me of their plan. I saw you off."
• (Sandra Bullock) "From where?"
• (Angus Macfadyen) "I met you at the airport, helped them get you on the plane. They're organized. They even had a note from a doctor. By the way, your pills are in your bag."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I have a bag?"
• (Maggie Smith) "Yeah, in the closet. Tell Connor we say hello."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Yeah. I'll tell you one thing, meeting them explains a lot about you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Such as?"
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Well, let me put it this way. You're a hell of a lot more normal than you've any right to be."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Listen, I'm gonna try and bust out of here tomorrow. I gotta get back for work."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Don't rush back on my account."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I just said it was for work."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "And I just meant maybe you ought to try to stay and fix this thing with your mother for once and for all."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Why are you so worried about this?"
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Because I'm afraid that one day our kids may feel that way about you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Ow."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "These women may be nuts, but I have a feeling they might know something that you don't."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I don't think it's fair that you're bringing kids we don't even have into this, Connor, okay? That was just a really low blow."
• (Angus Macfadyen) "Well, that's the way I feel. Stay there. Deal with it."
• (Sandra Bullock) "YOU deal with it."

• (Angus Macfadyen) "Vivi, it's taken years to nail down a date. She's always said, "What's the rush, when things are so good?" I don't know what the hell she's so afraid of; it's like she's always waiting for the bottom to drop out."
• (Ellen Burstyn) "You know why she thinks that, don't ya, honey? Because it did. It always did."

James Garner as Shepard James 'Shep' Walker

• (James Garner) "You live with someone long enough, you can see what they're trying to hide by the way they try to hide it."

• (James Garner) "I think it can best be said -- The road to hell is paved with good intentions.""
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well, what about the road back? What's that paved with?"
• (James Garner) "Humility."

Fionnula Flanagan as Teensy

• (Fionnula Flanagan) "We'll leave you alone."
• (Maggie Smith) "But we'll be listening from the kitchen, so talk loud."

• (Fionnula Flanagan) "I can't tell if that's a scar or a wrinkle."
• (Maggie Smith) "Yeah, that's a wrinkle pal. There's some scars behind your ears though."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Shut up, Caro."

• (Fionnula Flanagan) "You are soooooo lucky --. if you put one scratch on my baby, I would have your ass."

• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Wait, what is it?"
• (Maggie Smith) "I got it from one of the caddies at the club. It's a roopie or a roofie or something. He said it would knock her on her ass."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "No. Roofies. That's the date rape drug. We can't do that."
• (Shirley Knight) "She's practically a teetotaler with these skinny little drinks."
• (Maggie Smith) "Then what? We can't conk her on the head."
• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Well, give her half. She's a Walker, she can take it."

• (Fionnula Flanagan) "Honey, I think the reason she stayed distant was because she never trusted herself again. She didn't think she deserved you."

Shirley Knight as Necie Rose Kelleher

• (Shirley Knight) "I wish you could've known your momma back then, you would've loved her."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Necie, me not loving momma was never the problem."
• (Maggie Smith) "Her not loving you was never the problem either."

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