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Don Geiss, America and Hope Quotes

Don Geiss, America and Hope is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Don Geiss, America and Hope ended its run in 1970.

Don Geiss, America and Hope Quotes

  • (Jack Donaghy) "Truth be told, I have not learnt a lot about Kabletown. It's a whole different business model."
  • (Kenneth Parcell) "My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers for catalogues."
  • (Wesley) "This is about love. It's like that brilliant movie, Notting Hill. I'm the handsome British man, she's -- got certain angles that work for her."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Okay, mentor time. I need a pep talk."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Lemon, I'm not in the mood to solve your lady problems or listen to a story about whatever escapee from the Island of Misfit Toys you're currently dating."
  • (Liz Lemon) "No, this is a Liz relationship emergency. It's a Liz-aster."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Okay, Lemon. What is it?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "Okay. Ever since I was little --"
  • (Jack Donaghy) "No, faster than that."
  • (Liz Lemon) "My whole adult life --"
  • (Jack Donaghy) "No."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oprah says --"
  • (Jack Donaghy) "You have ten seconds."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "We can still save this. What did she reveal?"
  • (Tracy Jordan) "Everything. My addiction to prescription lenses, my attention deficit disorder -- Jack, your shoes are really shiny."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Don was the one who realized there was a whole segment of consumers not buying light bulbs: the asleep. That realization led him to develop the nightlight, and the marketing campaign aimed at making children afraid of the dark: "A monster under every bed.""
  • (Jenna Maroney) "I know what you're going through. I caught a lot of flack when I ate the pig that played Babe."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane."
  • (Wesley) "This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes. If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked "who should be named Wesley Snipes", you'd pick the pale Englishman every time. Every time, Liz."
  • (Liz Lemon) "I'm sorry. You have a problem with the science of Hot Tub Time Machine?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Yeah, not the time travel. It's the hot tub. You don't just turn one on and it's immediately hot. I should know, I've been in a hot tub two times."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Well, I don't question everything."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Except the snacks I got for us."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Yeah, seltzer and Mike and Ikes?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Well, what did you want? Popcorn?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "Yes."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Popcorn? At the cinema? And by the way, your food obsession is not as endearing as you think it is."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Huh."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "It's like being in a Cathy cartoon that just won't end."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oh my god, I want to smash your face."

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