Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Quotes

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood completed its run in 1970.

It features Keenen Ivory Wayans as producer, John Barnes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Russ Brandt as head of cinematography.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is 89 minutes, and 94 minutes long. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Marlon Wayans as Loc Dog, Tracey Cherelle Jones as Dashiki, Helen Martin as Grandma, Shawn Wayans as Ashtray, Keenen Ivory Wayans as Mailman, Chris Spencer as Preach, Bernie Mac as Officer Self Hatred, Suli McCullough as Crazy Legs, and Chris Spencer as Preacher.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Quotes

Marlon Wayans as Loc Dog

• (Marlon Wayans) "Hey. Ms. Lady Bitch, I'm talking to you. How much for this candy bar?"
• (Korean Woman) "Das five dala."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Five dollars? Damn. I better get some sucky-sucky with that. Love me long time or something?"

• (Child Support Man) "Say man, don't be giving that little kid no alcohol."
• (Marlon Wayans) "You ain't his daddy."
• (Child Support Man) "I ain't? -- Dashiki."
• (Child Support Man) "Bitch, you better give me back my child support money."

• (Marlon Wayans) "Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous."

• (Marlon Wayans) "Everyone in the hood been up in her. She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans."

• (Marlon Wayans) "Yo, pass that s***."

• (Dave the Crackhead) "Man, can you give directions to Grimshaw, man?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Fool, you better get yo crusty behind away from me."
• (Dave the Crackhead) "Man, I'll suck yo dick, man."
• (Marlon Wayans) "What did you say to me?"
• (Dave the Crackhead) "I'll suck yo -- dick, man."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Aw, man. Aight, so what you wanna do, my man, go to the corner, go about three blocks down, and make a right."

• (Marlon Wayans) "Never forget, man. Either they don't know -- or don't show or just don't care -- about bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the hood. That's what it's all about, Tray. That's what it's all about."
• (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "What the f*** is he talkin' about?"

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray

• (Shawn Wayans) "Oooh, girl, you so tight."
• (Tracey Cherelle Jones) "Wrong hole, fool."

• (Shawn Wayans) "Damn girl you need to slow down."
• (Drunk Party Girl) "You ain't my daddy -- You ain't payin' none of my bills -- Mind ya business -- Ooh, this my song"
• (Drunk Party Girl) "."

• (Dave the Crackhead) "Man, you got any spare change?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "Sorry, bro. I'm all out."
• (Dave the Crackhead) "Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man."
• (Shawn Wayans) "I don't want any cheeseburgers."
• (Dave the Crackhead) "Please, man. I'll suck yo dick."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Ugh. Get outta here, man."

• (Shawn Wayans) "Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty -- and profanity."
• (Loc Dog's Mom) "Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass mothaf***in music down, you wakin up the f***in babies, mothaf***a. This still my mothaf***in house, mothaf***a --"
• (Loc Dog's Mom) "Who tha f*** is that on my porch?"

• (Shawn Wayans) "So, will I see you again?"
• (Ashtray's Mother) "Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies."

• (Shawn Wayans) "You know, it's kinda tough; growin' up in the hood without a; without a positive male role model to look up to."
• (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Message."

• (Shawn Wayans) "Doo Rag. Do you know why you and I are an endangered species?"
• (Doo Rag) "Because we're black males?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "NO. It's because the rappers are getting all the good acting jobs."

• (Shawn Wayans) "It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer, victimized by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. I guess, even though we were free, we were still slaves -- in the mind."
• (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Message."

Tracey Cherelle Jones as Dashiki

• (Tracey Cherelle Jones) "Huh uh, fool. That's the baby's lunch."

• (Tracey Cherelle Jones) "Talk dirty to me."
• (Shawn Wayans) "I'm cumming."
• (Tracey Cherelle Jones) "What did you say?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "Never mind. I'll tell you when I wake up."

Keenen Ivory Wayans as Mailman

• (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Messsssssaaaaage."

• (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Message."

Helen Martin as Grandma

• (Helen Martin) "Ashtray. You little bitch ass motherf***er. Come over here and give your grandma a hug."

• (Helen Martin) "You still hit like a bitch, motherf***er."

• (Helen Martin) "Damn. This is some good s***."

Chris Spencer as Preacher

• (Chris Spencer) "I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years."
• (Suli McCullough) "Yeah, what's that?"
• (Chris Spencer) "f*** 'em."

• (Chris Spencer) "And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion. And I said Mount Cavalry. Huh. Y'all gonna help me."

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