Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! Quotes

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! ended its run in 1970.

It features Andrew Mitchell as producer, Peter Greenwell in charge of musical score, and Jack Atcheler as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is 97 min. long. Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is distributed by The Rank Organisation (UK).

The cast includes: Barrie Gosney as Police sergeant, Leslie Phillips as Sir William Mannering-Brown, Brian Rix as Barry Ovis, Myra Frances as Jean, Joanna Lumley as Giselle Parkyn, Anita Graham as Wendy, and Diane Langton as Angie.

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! Quotes

Leslie Phillips as Sir William Mannering-Brown

• (Leslie Phillips) "If the detective finds you here, we may be in trouble, but so are you. You get a long stretch for kidnapping and blackmail, so get under the bed."
• (Diane Langton) "But I'm allways under the bed."
• (Leslie Phillips) "Well play your cards right, you could work your way up."

• (Leslie Phillips) "Who's pinched my bottoms?"
• (Joanna Lumley) "I have."

• (Leslie Phillips) "Now get some clothes on, quickly."
• (Brian Rix) "I haven't any. I moved them all yesterday back to my own flat. And I lost my wedding suit at that -- eh -- party."
• (Leslie Phillips) "He'll lose his birthday suit, next."

• (Leslie Phillips) "Ah, hello, Birdie, this is your Cockie here, safely back in who's little nest?"
• (Lady 'Birdie' Mannering-Brown) "If you mean: did I get home safely, the answer is yes."

• (Leslie Phillips) "I'm a sick man."
• (Anita Graham) "You're not dying?"
• (Leslie Phillips) "Oh, I need some mountain air."
• (Anita Graham) "Aah."
• (Leslie Phillips) "I thought I'd, eh nose around the Himalayas."
• (Brian Rix) "Hurry up. Please don't make a meal of it."

Joanna Lumley as Giselle Parkyn

• (Joanna Lumley) "Is something the matter?"
• (Leslie Phillips) "Yeah, I slipped a disc. Now don't panic."
• (Joanna Lumley) "I'm not."
• (Leslie Phillips) "All I need is a sharp blow, there, with the side of the hand. A karate chop."
• (Joanna Lumley) "This is going to be a swinging evening."
• (Leslie Phillips) "Don't swing too hard. A short sharp blow is best."

Myra Frances as Jean

• (Insp. Ruff) "I'm sorry, Miss, thought the place was empty. Inspector Ruff, p'lice."
• (Myra Frances) "Why?"
• (Insp. Ruff) "Why? It's a good steady job."

• (Myra Frances) "Well, that inspector's gone. The're still not sure it was you at that orgy, so I suppose I'd better go out and buy you a false moustache. I suppose you don't recall how you lost that, either?"
• (Myra Frances) "Well, I went into the cloakroom, with a -- a girl, when the police raid came I panicked and had it off in 10 seconds flat."
• (Myra Frances) "What?"
• (Brian Rix) "My moustache, with a razor, so as not to be recognized."

Barrie Gosney as Police sergeant

• (Insp. Ruff) "Take me to a cup of coffe."
• (Barrie Gosney) "Right Sir. If you don't mind my saying so, sir, Your flies are undone."

• (Insp. Ruff) "Well, well well, it seems the bird has flown, eh? So, we've got a right lot of names for our adress book. Take them down, sergeant. Oh, Charlie, no phone numbers, eh?"
• (Barrie Gosney) "No, sir."

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