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Don't Make Me Over (Family Guy) Quotes

Don't Make Me Over (Family Guy) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Don't Make Me Over ended its run in 1970.

It features "One Foot in Front of the Other" by Bone Symphony in charge of musical score.

Don't Make Me Over (Family Guy) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "10 bucks."
  • (Unnamed) "Five bucks."
  • (Unnamed) "Eight bucks and I'll do it."
  • (Unnamed) "Fine."
  • (Unnamed) "Help. I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement. Help me."
  • (Unnamed) "Ha. I am so outrageous. Gimme the cash."
  • (Unnamed) "Cold in here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nope, just really small."
  • (Unnamed) "I got a makeover, dad. Don't I look great?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Meg, honey, I always thought you looked beautiful just the way --"
  • (Unnamed) "Couldn't do that with a straight face. Oh, welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all Meg's old pictures."
  • (Unnamed) "Mom, Dad. He used me for comedy."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a minute, are you telling me that my daughter was deflowered in front of one-and-a-half times the MADtv audience?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lois, get me another bag of Skittles."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me, young lady?"
  • (Unnamed) "Did I freakin' stutter? I said, MORE SKITTLES."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me explain something to you, all right? We got to get her half-naked and put her up front center stage. That's gonna make you all billionaires, because America loves hot white jailbait ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a minute -- that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut up, mom. It's not your decision, I want to be exploited."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Fallon. Say goodnight, you bum."
  • (Unnamed) "And this is for laughing and looking at the camera during every comedy sketch you've ever been in. Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think she did it so it's all right for you? You haven't earned what she's earned. All right, now where's the guy who slept with my daughter?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wow, Jimmy, that was everything Ladies' Home Journal said it would be."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke problem?"
  • (Unnamed) "No Coke, Pepsi."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww, come on. You set me up for that one."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says "Little Slut". That seems pretty hip."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know if that's really me, Mom."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star" and another that says "Sperm Dumpster". And they're all written in glitter."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, all right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster"."

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