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Doomed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Doomed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Doomed stopped airing in 1970.

Doomed (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Slick like gall, and gird in moonlight, father of portents and brother to blight --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- limbs with talons, eyes like knives. Bane to the blameless, theif of lives."
  • (Unnamed) "My soddin' sleepin' chair's bloody -- sodden."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma the.""
  • (Unnamed) "That's right. I'm back, and I'm a bloody animal."
  • (Unnamed) "We've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you."
  • (Unnamed) "Xander."
  • (Unnamed) "What? He wants to die, I wanna help --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's ooky. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance."
  • (Unnamed) "Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're lookin' for, we're facing an apocalypse."
  • (Unnamed) "Really. You're not just sayin' that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I bought it at a sorcerer's estate sale. I really only glanced at it once, thought it was a knockoff."
  • (Unnamed) "I mean, I know the Percy thing isn't really important, it's the dead guy on the bed."
  • (Unnamed) "Big, freaky, cereal boxes of death."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the end of the world."
  • (Unnamed) "Again?"
  • (Unnamed) "I told you. I said end of the world. And you're like, "Pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh.""
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse."
  • (Unnamed) "No, it can't be. We; we've done this already."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the end of the world. Everyone dies. It's rather important, really."
  • (Unnamed) "So what do we do?"
  • (Unnamed) "I stop it."
  • (Unnamed) "What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass. What? Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the chosen one, after all. Come on. Vampires. Grrr. Nasty. Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for -- the safety of puppies -- and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something. Oh, come on."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Porter Dorm is completely blacked out. So, naturally they're dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: "Aftershock Party"."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the "Somebody Sneezed Party" and the "Day That Ends in 'Y' Party"."
  • (Unnamed) "They're just animals, man. Plain and simple. Granted, a little rarer than the ones you grew up with on that little farm in Smallville."
  • (Unnamed) "The earthquake, that symbol is --"
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy fights the forces of evil. You're her groupies."

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