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Doppelgangland Quotes

Doppelgangland is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Doppelgangland ended its run in 1970.

Doppelgangland Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "No more snuggles?"
  • (Unnamed) "So he threatened you? With what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, it wasn't exactly anything he said. It was all in his eyes. I mean, there was some nostril work as well, but mostly eyes."
  • (Unnamed) "So, um, in your reality, I'm like this bad-ass vampire, huh? People afraid of me? Oh, yeah. I'm bad."
  • (Unnamed) "Rosenberg? What are you doing, trick-or-treating? You're supposed to be at home doing my history report. I flunk that class, you're in big trouble with Snyder. Till we graduate, I own your ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Bored now."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm having a terrible night. Wanna make it better?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy."
  • (Unnamed) "What do I want with you? I --"
  • (Unnamed) "Your school friend Anya said that you're the one that brought me here. She said that you could get me back to my world."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Oh. Oops."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, it isn't even like I was that attracted to Xander, it was more just that we kept being put in these life or death situations and that's always all sexy and stuff. I mean, I more or less knew he was a loser but that doesn't make it okay for you to come around and --"
  • (Unnamed) "What? Do I have something on my neck?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not yet."
  • (Unnamed) "It was exactly you, Wil, every detail. Except for you're not being a dominatrix -- as far as we know."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night."
  • (Unnamed) "Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?"
  • (Unnamed) "Can you get outta here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Skylight in the roof. I can make it."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we need some backup."
  • (Unnamed) "I think I'm needed here."
  • (Unnamed) "Ten to one. Could get pointless."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, that's a little blacker than I like my arts."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, don't be such a wimp."
  • (Unnamed) "That-that-that wasn't just some temporal fold, that was some weird hell place. I don't think you're telling me everything."
  • (Unnamed) "Will, we saw you. At the bronze. A vampire."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not a vampire."
  • (Unnamed) "But you are, I mean you were -- Giles, you planning to step in with an explanation any time soon?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, something -- something very strange is happening."
  • (Unnamed) "Can you believe the Watcher council let this guy go?"
  • (Unnamed) "For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe and now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you serious about this place?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course I am. No slayer of mine's gonna live in a flea-bag hotel; that place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liaisons going on there."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, plus all the screwing."
  • (Unnamed) "I know Faith's not gonna be on the cover of Sanity Fair, but she had it rough. Different circumstances, that could be me."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks, Sugar Daddy."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, Faith, I don't find that sort of thing amusing. I'm a family man. Now, let's kill your little friend."
  • (Unnamed) "A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sure. Yeah. Humans do that, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I think yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "All right. Nobody cause any trouble or try to leave, and nobody gets hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't I believe him?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, he lacks credibility."
  • (Unnamed) "It's extraordinary."
  • (Unnamed) "It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky -- and I think I'm kinda gay."
  • (Unnamed) "Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, actually --"
  • (Unnamed) "That's a good point."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, you're sure you're up to this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't worry. I won't do anything that could be interpreted as brave."
  • (Unnamed) "This world's no fun."
  • (Unnamed) "You noticed that, too?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, Willow?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, hi."
  • (Unnamed) "Anya. I'm sort of new here. Um, I know Cordelia."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, fun."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, uh, listen, I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if --"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's me. Reliable dog-geyser-person."
  • (Unnamed) "This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies."
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna go out tonight?"
  • (Unnamed) "Strangely, I feel like staying at home -- and doing my homework -- and flossing -- and dying a virgin."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, you can OD on virtue."
  • (Unnamed) "Between me and my evil self, I have double guilt coupons. I see now where the path of vice leads. She messed up everything she touched. I don't ever wanna be like that."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. Uh, hi."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, hi. Listen, I didn't have a chance --"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. So, I did the outline. For the paper on Roosevelt. It turns out there were two President Roosevelts, so I didn't know exactly which one to do, so I did both. And I know they're kinda-kinda short, but, um, I can flesh them out. Oh, and-and here's the bibliography. And I can retype that if you want. You just let me know what I did wrong and I'll get on that."
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna go out tonight?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nine sound good?"
  • (Unnamed) "I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?"
  • (Unnamed) "Will, we saw you at The Bronze. A vampire."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not a vampire."
  • (Unnamed) "You are. I-I mean you-you were. Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, uh -- something -- something, um, very strange is happening."
  • (Unnamed) "Can you believe the Watcher's Council let this guy go?"
  • (Unnamed) "Willow, did you remember to tape "Biography" last Friday?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh-huh."
  • (Unnamed) "See? I told you. Old Reliable."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, thanks."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Old Reliable? Yeah, great, there's a sexy nickname."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I-I didn't mean it as --"
  • (Unnamed) "No, it's fine. I'm Old Reliable."
  • (Unnamed) "She just means, you know, the geyser. You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals."
  • (Unnamed) "That's Old Faithful."
  • (Unnamed) "Isn't that the dog that-that the guy had to shoot --"
  • (Unnamed) "That's Old Yeller."
  • (Unnamed) "Xander, I beg you not to help me."
  • (Unnamed) "I just hate the way he bullies people. He just assumes everyone's time is his."
  • (Unnamed) "Willow, get on the computer. I want you to take another pass at accessing the Mayor's files."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "What a day. Gimme a beer."
  • (Unnamed) "ID."
  • (Unnamed) "ID."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old. Just gimme a frickin' beer."
  • (Unnamed) "ID."
  • (Unnamed) "Gimme a Coke."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that was a blast."
  • (Unnamed) "How did it go?"
  • (Unnamed) "Princess Margaret here had a little trouble keeping up."
  • (Unnamed) "Will, wait. I'm really sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me."
  • (Unnamed) "Man, we need a roadie. Other bands have roadies."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords."
  • (Unnamed) "That's just, like, fruity jazz bands."
  • (Unnamed) "This is creepy. I don't like the thought that there's a vampire out there that looks like me."
  • (Unnamed) "Not looks like -- is."
  • (Unnamed) "It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix -- as far as we know."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night."
  • (Unnamed) "Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Buffy, I -- Something's happened that -- Willow's dead."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Willow."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a second."
  • (Unnamed) "We're right there with you, buddy."
  • (Unnamed) "We saw her too, at the Bronze."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. Uh, she's there now with a cadre of vampires looking to party."
  • (Unnamed) "We can figure out who she is after we stop the feeding frenzy."
  • (Unnamed) "Willow, you're alive."
  • (Unnamed) "Aren't I usually?"

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