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Dorf on Golf Quotes

Dorf on Golf is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dorf on Golf ended in 1970.

Each episode of Dorf on Golf is 30 minutes long.

The cast includes: Tim Conway as Dorf, and Vincent Schiavelli as Leonard.

Dorf on Golf Quotes

Vincent Schiavelli as Leonard

  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Ya got a pencil?"
  • (Tim Conway) "Now why would I be having a pencil?"
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "So I can mark the ball."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "You know, you got thirty-six points on the first three holes alone."

Tim Conway as Dorf

  • (Tim Conway) "Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole?"
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Far."
  • (Tim Conway) "Boom-Boom? Da sign go bang-bang here."
  • (Tim Conway) "Leonard. Keepa your eye ona da ball."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Right."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Was that a stroke?"
  • (Tim Conway) "No. When you hit da ball, it's a stroke. Dat was just practice."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Right."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Another practice?"
  • (Tim Conway) "Shut up."
  • (Tim Conway) "Leonard, get me the three."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Three?"
  • (Tim Conway) "Yes, Leonard. One, two, four, five, figure out what's missing."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "I got it."
  • (Tim Conway) "Good, Leonard. You get your numbers and colors down and you're going to be a real threat."
  • (Tim Conway) "So let's get started. Leonard, hand me the club."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "What?"
  • (Tim Conway) "The club. I need the right club."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "Club's over there."
  • (Tim Conway) "Leonard, that's the clubHOUSE."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "It's pretty, isn't it?"
  • (Tim Conway) "Isn't it, though?"
  • (Tim Conway) "Leonard, why don't you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn't want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy."

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