Double Date (The Office) Quotes

Double Date (The Office) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Double Date ended its run in 1970.

Double Date (The Office) Quotes

• (Dwight Schrute) "What's going on in here?"
• (Oscar Martinez) "Andy bought lunch."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Oh, no, really?"
• (Andy Bernard) "Yep, yep. Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness."
• (Dwight Schrute) "There is no book; there's only a survival guide."

• (Michael Scott) "As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face, I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover car and a hover house. And my wife is a runner, and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together. And I'm happy. And I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but it's enough for me."

• (Pam Beesly) "Michael's been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out."

• (Helene) "He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. Nice way to wake up."
• (Michael Scott) "Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriocity."
• (Kevin Malone) "Because of sex?"
• (Pam Beesly) "Kevin."
• (Michael Scott) "Hey, please, Kevin. You're fired."

• (Andy Bernard) "You give me a gift, bam, thank-you note. You invite me somewhere, pow, RSVP. You do me a favor, wham, favor returned. Do not test my politeness."

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