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Down to Earth (2001 film) Quotes

Down to Earth (2001 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Down to Earth stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sean Daniel, James Jacks, and Michael Rotenberg as producer, Jamshied Sharifi in charge of musical score, and Richard Crudo as head of cinematography.

Down to Earth (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Down to Earth (2001 film) is 87 minutes long. Down to Earth (2001 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Chris Rock as Lance Barton, Eugene Levy as Keyes, Chazz Palminteri as King, Jennifer Coolidge as Mrs. Wellington, Regina King as Sontee Jenkins, Greg Germann as Sklar, Mark Addy as Cisco, and Wanda Sykes as Wanda.

Down to Earth (2001 film) Quotes

Chris Rock as Lance Barton

  • (Chris Rock) "You know, the first kiss is always in the middle of a sentence. It's always like, "Tomorrow I'm going to the zoo to see the monkeys and -- ""
  • (Regina King) "Or it could be like -- "Did you hear about that new war in Russia? I heard -- ""
  • (Chris Rock) "So I can call you, right? I mean, just to talk."
  • (Chris Rock) "I'm a black again. I'm a black man."
  • (Chris Rock) "What is this place?"
  • (Eugene Levy) "This is heaven."
  • (Chris Rock) "Oh, right, I've had this dream before. Is Pac in there?"
  • (Chris Rock) "How am I supposed to get laughs lookin' like him?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "Aw, c'mon, he looks funny to me."
  • (Chris Rock) "I already get booed, do I really have to be beat down on it?"
  • (Chris Rock) "I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to try to get her as a broke black man?"
  • (Chris Rock) "We're goin' in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there."
  • (Chris Rock) "Tiger Woods Y'all, Tiger Woods Y'all., Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all."
  • (Chris Rock) "I got hit by a truck, I got smashed by a car, I got shot. And now you want to take my soul? What are you, the Blair Witch?"
  • (Chris Rock) "From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If your head is bloody, we're your buddy."
  • (Chris Rock) "Are you happy?"
  • (Wanda Sykes) "I'm estatic."
  • (Chris Rock) "Look, I don't have a problem with Sontee. I wanna ask her on a date."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Oh, Charles."
  • (Chris Rock) "Don't "Oh, Charles" me. You were gonna have sex on the pool table. You got an 8 ball in your ass."
  • (Chris Rock) "There's a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight. Somebody's gonna die."
  • (Chris Rock) "Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?"
  • (Chris Rock) "You killed me. You killed me. You killed me."
  • (Chris Rock) "You know, your coat's bleeding."
  • (Wanda Sykes) "Mind yo' business."
  • (Chris Rock) "Hey I still look like me."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "You are you."
  • (Chris Rock) "I thought I was Wellington."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "You are Wellington."
  • (Chris Rock) "Well thanks for clearing that up."
  • (Chris Rock) "If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it."
  • (Chris Rock) "When I was a kid, we were so poor -- that the roaches was on welfare."
  • (Chris Rock) "Shut up before I crush you with my wallet."
  • (Chris Rock) "My father's so cheap -- that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep"."

Eugene Levy as Keyes

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Chazz Palminteri as King

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Greg Germann as Sklar

  • (Greg Germann) "We'll kill her dog. Does she have a dog? We could get her a dog. We could kill it."

Regina King as Sontee Jenkins

  • (Regina King) "What kind of man are you?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Sounds like I'm an asshole."

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