Dr. Dolittle 2 Quotes

Dr. Dolittle 2 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dr. Dolittle 2 ended in 1970.

It features John Davis (producer) as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Daryn Okada as head of cinematography.

Dr. Dolittle 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dr. Dolittle 2 is 87 minutes long. Dr. Dolittle 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Dr. Dolittle, Raven-Symoné as Charisse, Kyla Pratt as Ava, Ken Hudson Campbell as Animal Control Officer, and Victor Raider-Wexler as Judge B. Duff.

Dr. Dolittle 2 Quotes

Eddie Murphy as Dr. Dolittle

• (Eddie Murphy) "How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?"
• (Kyla Pratt) "You're real cute but I don't go inter-species."

• (Eddie Murphy) "You'll be the most famous bear in the world."
• (Archie) "Bigger than Pooh?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "If you get this right, everybody will be saying Winnie the Who."

• (Eddie Murphy) "What are you guys, some kind of animal Mafia?"
• (Raccoon) "Mafia? Whoa, we don't know nothing about no Mafia. No, that's a myth."

• (Racoon) "Hey Doc. These are some nice wheels here what do ya call this thing?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, this is a Mustang."
• (Possum) "Hey Doc is there a car named after me?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Naw, I don't think they make a Possum."
• (Possum) "WHY NOT?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "They usually don't make cars named after rodents."

• (Steve Irwin (II)) "I am here with Dr. Dolittle, who can actually talk with animals. We're here about to capture this alligator right behind us, The trick to capturing this guy is to put your arms around his neck --"
• (Alligator) "Hey, Dolittle, What I'm doing is letting Steve think I don't hear him, when he comes for me, I'm gonna turn around and, Bob's your uncle, snap his arm off."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Steve, I think he knows we're here."
• (Steve Irwin (II)) "Quiet, I don't wanna spoil the element of surprise, NOW."
• (Steve Irwin (II)) "Crikey. Me arm."

• (Eddie Murphy) "You know what, Archie? Just take your ass back to the circus."

• (Archie) "Uh-oh. Uh-oh."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?"
• (Archie) "Ice cream is acting up."
• (Eddie Murphy) "What ice cream?"
• (Archie) "I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realized I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia.""

• (Unnamed) "Hey. you know what rats spell backwards? Star."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Well, do you know what hot spells backwards?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know. it sounds like"
• (Unnamed) "Tooahhhh."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Exactly."
• (Unnamed) "Do you know what this is?"
• (Rat #2) "Yes it is. Diapers."
• (Unnamed) "My Favorite. Chocolate."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, Archie."
• (Archie) "Oh, it ain't that bad. Come on. Whoo."

• (Eddie Murphy) "How smart do you have to be to pull your head out of the water when you can't breathe?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey. Don't you dare throw up on me."
• (Archie) "Ooh. That's not where it's gonna come out. Ooh."

• (Eddie Murphy) "You're an endangered species."
• (Archie) "Is that a threat, buddy?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Alright, Archie, I'm not playing anymore. I want you to come out of there right now, you big coward."
• (Archie) "Uh, excuse me, but who are you calling a coward?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "You. I'm calling you a coward. You're a big coward for quitting like this."
• (Archie) "Well, it's hard."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You wanna know what hard is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy who greets me by saying "Hey, Dr. D, what's up?" Now I'm listening to a big furry baby saying that he wants to quit 'cause it's too hard."
• (Archie) "Well, Ava laughed at me."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, boo hoo. Ava laughed at me. I love her and I need her and she laughed at me. You know what? You don't even deserve Ava. Why would she want to spend her life with a coward like you?"
• (Archie) "Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, I didn't poke a bear, 'cause if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I don't know what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear."
• (Archie) "Hey, I'm warning you."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, and I'm poking you."
• (Archie) "Stop it."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Alright, poke, poke, poke."
• (Archie) "Alright, that's it."

Ken Hudson Campbell as Animal Control Officer

• (Ken Hudson Campbell) "Now, there's nothing more dangerous than a half-sedated, half-unsedated bear. They have big, sharp teeth and claws and --"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Excuse me, I'm Doctor Dolittle. What happened in here?"
• (Ken Hudson Campbell) "Oh, well, he broke down the back door and then we found him ransacking the kitchen."
• (Eddie Murphy) "No --"
• (Ken Hudson Campbell) "Yeah, sorry Doctor Dolittle, I was rooting for you."

Raven-Symoné as Charisse

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Victor Raider-Wexler as Judge B. Duff

• (Victor Raider-Wexler) "Doctor Dolittle? Do you feel you could rehabilitate a tame bear and mate it in the wild with a female?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yes, I do, your honor."
• (Victor Raider-Wexler) "Well, in that case, I'll grant a one month's delay on the harvesting of Campbell's Grove. For one month, Doctor Dolittle, and that's it."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Thank you, sir."
• (Victor Raider-Wexler) "And Doctor, if that bear should so much as set one paw in a campsite or this town, I'll rescind this order immediately."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I understand completely your honor, thank you your honor, thank you."

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