Dr. No (film) Quotes

Dr. No (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Dr. No completed its run in 1970.

It features Harry Saltzman as producer, Monty Norman in charge of musical score, and Ted Moore as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Dr. No (film) is 109 minutes long. Dr. No (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Bernard Lee as James Bond, Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny, Bernard Lee as M, Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder, Yvonne Shima as Sister Lily, John Kitzmiller as Quarrel, Jack Lord as Felix Leiter, Reginald Carter as Jones, and Marguerite LeWars as Photographer.

Dr. No (film) Quotes

Bernard Lee as James Bond

• (Miss Taro) "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
• (Bernard Lee) "You should say yes."
• (Miss Taro) "I should say maybe."

• (Dr. No) "The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake."
• (Bernard Lee) "World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God."

• (Bernard Lee) "Are you ready, Honey?"
• (Ursula Andress) "I suppose so."

• (Hotel Valet) "One medium dry Vodka Martini, mixed like you said, sir, and not stirred."
• (Bernard Lee) "Thank you."

• (Dr. No) "One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost."
• (Bernard Lee) "As a matter of fact, I was."

• (Major Boothroyd) "Nice and light -- in a lady's handbag."
• (Bernard Lee) "Any comment, 007?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I disagree, sir. I've carried the Beretta for ten years, and I've never missed with it."
• (Bernard Lee) "No, but it jameed on you last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry a 00 number, you have a license to kill, not get killed. Furthermore, since I've been head of MI7"
• (Bernard Lee) "there's been a forty percent drop in casualties, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you carry the Walther -- unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties."
• (Bernard Lee) "No sir, I would not."
• (Bernard Lee) "Show him, Armourer."
• (Major Boothroyd) "Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them."

• (Bernard Lee) "That's a naughty little habit. Listening at keyholes?"

• (Unnamed) "How did it happen?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I think they were on their way to a funeral."

• (Bernard Lee) "I'm a friend of Commander Strangways."
• (John Kitzmiller) "Now, ain't that nice. I like people who's friends of people."

• (Bernard Lee) "Now, don't worry, Quarrel. Everything's going to be fine."
• (John Kitzmiller) "You say so, Captain. Bottom part of where my belly used to be tells me different."
• (Bernard Lee) "For me, Crab Key's going to be a gentle relaxation."
• (Jack Lord) "From what? Dames?"
• (Bernard Lee) "No, from being a clay pigeon."

• (Dr. No) "I'm a member of SPECTRE."
• (Bernard Lee) "SPECTRE?"
• (Dr. No) "SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world."
• (Bernard Lee) "Correction, criminal brains."
• (Dr. No) "The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be."

• (Bernard Lee) "Good evening, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Never on the firm's time, sir."

• (Bernard Lee) "That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."

• (Bernard Lee) "I admire your courage, Miss?"
• (Sylvia Trench) "Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Bond. James Bond."

• (Miss Taro) "What's going on behind my back?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Look, no hands."

• (Bernard Lee) "I'll have a set of background papers to take; delivered to you at the airport in a self-destructive bag. You can study them during the flight. I want to know what's happened to Strangways."

• (Sylvia Trench) "When did you say you had to leave?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Immediately -- almost immediately."

• (Bernard Lee) "Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger."

• (Bernard Lee) "Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either. Are you alone?"
• (Ursula Andress) "What are you doing here? Are you looking for shells?"
• (Bernard Lee) "No, I'm just looking."
• (Ursula Andress) "Stay where you are."
• (Bernard Lee) "I promise you, I won't steal your shells."
• (Ursula Andress) "I promise you, you won't either."
• (Ursula Andress) "Stay where you are."
• (Bernard Lee) "I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable."

• (Bernard Lee) "Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?"

• (Bernard Lee) "Where did you take him on your boat."
• (John Kitzmiller) "You see that, Captain. That there's the Caribbean. That's where. Fishing."

• (Bernard Lee) "Now talk."
• (Reginald Carter) "Alright. Let me have a cigarette."
• (Reginald Carter) "To hell with you."

• (Dr. No) "The glass is convex, 10 inches thick, which accounts for the magnifying effect."
• (Bernard Lee) "Minnows pretending they're whales. Just like you on this island, Dr. No."
• (Dr. No) "It depends, Mr. Bond, on which side of the glass you are."

• (Bernard Lee) "Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?"

• (Bernard Lee) "Crab Key begins to interest me. What else do we know about this Chinese gentleman?"
• (Jack Lord) "Nothing much, except his name: Dr. No."

• (Dr. No) "A medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred."
• (Bernard Lee) "Vodka?"
• (Dr. No) "Of course."

Yvonne Shima as Sister Lily

• (Yvonne Shima) "Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all."
• (Bernard Lee) "Two air tickets to London?"

Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny

• (Lois Maxwell) "James. Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you."
• (Lois Maxwell) "007 is here sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Moneypenny. What gives?"
• (Lois Maxwell) "Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner --"
• (Bernard Lee) "I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for -- illegal use of government property."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Flattery will get you nowhere; but don't stop trying."

Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder

• (Ursula Andress) "I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net -- a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die."
• (Ursula Andress) "Did I do wrong?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it."

• (Ursula Andress) "How well do you know about animals? Did you ever see a mongoose dance? Or, a scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death? Or, a praying mantis eat her husband after making love?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I hate to admit it, but, I haven't."
• (Ursula Andress) "Well, I have."

• (Ursula Andress) "Have you any idea what they'll do with us?"
• (Bernard Lee) "No idea. No door handles or windows, either."
• (Ursula Andress) "It's a prison, then."
• (Bernard Lee) "Mink-lined, with first-class service."

• (Ursula Andress) "How can you eat at a time like this?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I'm hungry. We don't know when we'll get the chance to eat again. Here, take this."
• (Bernard Lee) "Careful. The whole place is probably wired for sound."

Marguerite LeWars as Photographer

• (Marguerite LeWars) "You'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry, you rats."

Jack Lord as Felix Leiter

• (Jack Lord) "Felix Leiter, Central Intelligence Agency. You must be James Bond."
• (Bernard Lee) "You mean we're fighting the same war?"

• (Jack Lord) "You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing."

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