Dragnet (franchise) Quotes

Dragnet is a television show that debuted in 1951 on NBC (1951-1959, 1967-1970). Dragnet ended in 1970.

Dragnet aired for 8 (1951-1959) seasons and 314 (radio 1949-1957) episodes. It features Jack Webb as producer, and Walter Schumann (1951-1958) as composer. Dragnet is executive produced by Jack Webb. Dragnet is created by Jack Webb.

Dragnet is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dragnet is 30 minutes (1951-1959; 1967-1970; 1989-1991) long. Dragnet is produced by Mark VII Productions and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

Dragnet Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Premature ejaculation -- we got a squirter."

• (Unnamed) "Stop. You're really pissing me off."

• (Unnamed) "Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off."

• (Unnamed) "What size do you wear? eight, nine?"
• (Unnamed) "Your shoes."
• (Unnamed) "Seven."
• (Unnamed) "Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet."

• (Unnamed) "If your client tells us you advised him to lie, I'll be at your disbarment hearing."

• (Unnamed) "Victims, like your daughter here."
• (Unnamed) "That's my son."

• (Unnamed) "My lawyer's gonna eat you."
• (Unnamed) "You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?"
• (Unnamed) "Might be a cult thing."

• (Drug Dealer) "Cops, the other white meat."
• (Unnamed) "You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way."

• (Unnamed) "The guy sure did know how to live -- when he was alive."
• (Unnamed) "Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith."

• (Unnamed) "I'm on a budget. I'm not buying a story that changes every day."

• (Man) "You gonna bother these people?"
• (Unnamed) "We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde."

• (Unnamed) "This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan."

• (Unnamed) "There's a word for that woman. Unfortunately, that word is not in my vocabulary."

• (Unnamed) "Your dialing finger broken?"

• (Unnamed) "So, more jail time and we'll have to get animal control to come down here and euthanize these little fluff balls."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "So sad."

• (Unnamed) "Next time you want to make the news, step in front of a bus."

• (Unnamed) "Sadistic son-of-a-bitch tortured her with electricity."

• (Unnamed) "You know why cops serve arrest warrants at six AM? Because people are sleepy and stupid, full of attitude."

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