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Drawn Together Quotes

Drawn Together is a Off-color humor that appeared on TV in 2004 on Comedy Central. Drawn Together stopped airing in 2007.

Drawn Together was on for 3 seasons and 36 episodes. It features J. Michael Mendel as producer, Tara Strong doing voices, and Eban Schletter as composer. Drawn Together is executive produced by Dave Jeser. Drawn Together is created by Dave Jeser.

Drawn Together is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Drawn Together is 22-23 minutes (without commercials) long. Drawn Together is produced by Double Hemm and distributed by Viacom Media Networks.

Drawn Together Quotes

  • (Xandir) "You used to care about me."
  • (Captain Hero) "What?"
  • (Xandir) "You used to say I was pretty."
  • (Captain Hero) "No, I didn't."
  • (Xandir) "You used to dress up for me."
  • (Captain Hero) "Only that one time."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Can't you kill yourself more quietly like Bizarro Captain Hero?"
  • (Captain Hero) "Uh -- yeah. Killed himself."
  • (Princess Clara) "Why should I apologize? It's not like I made her black."
  • (Xandir) "Strong Xandir, strong Xandir."
  • (Foxxy Love) "You know this vote is total crap. She was totally into it. You saw us tongue-bang it."
  • (Captain Hero) "Sorry Foxxy, but if I vote you out now, I'll be one step closer to the million dollars."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Million dollars? You know this ain't one of them kinda shows right? Ain't no prizes."
  • (Captain Hero) "Ah, silly Foxxy. She'll never win the million dollars with that kind of attitude."
  • (Captain Hero) "Jerk-off assholes --"
  • (Ling-Ling) "Say my name, bitch."
  • (Princess Clara) "I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Foxxy found herself in a pickle, instead of the other way around."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Come on, people. Fight the power. We know you're a little games producer. Mama didn't raise no fool, and Daddy didn't raise me at all."
  • (Genie) "Say, why don't you come into my lamp? And I do mean that as a double entendre."
  • (Foxxy Love) "We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower"
  • (Spanky Ham) "I don't remember ordering a pizza --"
  • (Spanky Ham) "with sausage."
  • (Foxxy Love) "That was one crazy Yom Kippur."
  • (Xandir) "Good bye cruel world."
  • (Xandir) "Good bye cruel world."
  • (Xandir) "Good bye cruel world -- this could take a while"
  • (Xandir) "Good-bye cruel world."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Damn it, Xander, that noise. You're keeping us all awake. Can't you kill yourself more quietly, like Bizzaro Captain Hero did?"
  • (Captain Hero) "Uh, yeah, right. Killed himself, tragic."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "You want to do what to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh t on it? I should kill you where you stand."
  • (Ling-Ling) "Ling Ling wake up inside land whale. Nothing to do. Only sex with chicken."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Now Foxxy Love did not want a riot to break out; even though she 'sho could use a new TV set. So, Foxxy decided to call a house meeting."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant -- CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK."
  • (Captain Hero) "Oh, come on. If you're in a bus station and they sell postcards for Bizzaro World, you have to assume you're in Bizzaro World, right? I mean, am I crazy?"
  • (Princess Clara) "Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear."
  • (Foxxy Love) "I pinky swear."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "FINE. I pinky swear."
  • (Captain Hero) "Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it."
  • (Princess Clara) "How is that even possible?"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Oopsey-Tootsey. I couldn't help myself."
  • (Princess Clara) "Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Well, uh, duh. That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun."
  • (Captain Hero) "Oho. We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion."
  • (Foxxy Love) "I'm like Sherlock Holmes, if he played tambourine and shaved his cooch."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Blah, blah, blah. I'm Captain Hero and I can fly. And I --"
  • (Captain Hero) "Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "I don't care. I got to call my AA sponsor."
  • (Captain Hero) "I said I'm on the phone."
  • (Xandir) "Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it?"
  • (Xandir) "TOOT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "I couldn't find the Remote."
  • (Xandir) "I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend."
  • (Unnamed) "Please Honorable Spanky-san. We are losing our jobs and we can't eat or live."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Yeah? Well, me no care-y."
  • (Princess Clara) "The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas."
  • (Xandir) "Let's open a hair salon."
  • (Foxxy Love) "OOOH, we could shine shoes."
  • (Ling-Ling) "I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD."
  • (Captain Hero) "Hey, pig. Great news."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol."
  • (Captain Hero) "Are you defecating into a cantalope?"
  • (Spanky Ham) "Uh -- this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "We have to fight for our food now? These competitions are bulltoot."
  • (Xandir) "Wow, you're from Mortal Kombat? I'm from a video game too. So tell me, what's your special move?"
  • (Scorpion) "Get over here."
  • (Unnamed) "Fatality --"
  • (Xandir) "Impressive. My special move's the reach-around."
  • (Scorpion) "Oy vey --"
  • (Captain Hero) "Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert."
  • (Xandir) "I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend."
  • (Xandir) "Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?"
  • (Xandir) "Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus. I bet your disappointed."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "No, it's a tumor."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh -- excited for Christmas?"
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "Oh, no, it's a tumor."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "So God killed everyone -- the good guys -- the bad guys -- and even Steve from Long Island -- but not me. And I know why. With everyone else gone, I can finally enjoy masturbating the way he intended: by myself."
  • (Princess Clara) "What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation."
  • (Foxxy Love) "I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun --"
  • (Princess Clara) "It's really quite thrilling --"
  • (Foxxy Love) "It's right. Now you know --"
  • (Princess Clara) "I can taste a filling --"
  • (Foxxy Love) "And it's solid gold --"
  • (Princess Clara) "I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Tell me about it. / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho."
  • (Foxxy Love) "This black chick's tongue"
  • (Princess Clara) "What a wonderful feeling"
  • (Foxxy Love) "Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?"
  • (Princess Clara) "I've never had so much fun"
  • (Foxxy Love) "As with this black chick's tongue."
  • (Captain Hero) "How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way."
  • (Ling-Ling) "I use your skull for sex, and a decorative bird house."
  • (Foxxy Love) "That was the first funeral I'd been to in a long time that did not take place in my womb."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Why must I ruin everything beautiful?"
  • (Unnamed) "Shh, be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm going to welease your thwobbing member from its weather pwison."
  • (Xandir) "You were with Pepe Le Pew? You MINX --"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Not the Pepe LePew -- MY Pepe Le Pew."
  • (Captain Hero) "I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks"
  • (Foxxy Love) "Bling bling. Foxxy Love is in the house."
  • (Captain Hero) "Damn, I am good. I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey."
  • (Captain Hero) "Damn."
  • (Princess Clara) "I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black -- or Presbyterian."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases."
  • (Blue Ball) "Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig?"
  • (Princess Clara) "No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize."
  • (Blue Ball) "Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President."
  • (Captain Hero) "Don't make me kick your ass."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "Don't make me suck your cock."
  • (Captain Hero) "Don't make me cuddle you like a baby."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "Don't make me suck your cock."
  • (Ling-Ling's Father) "Huh? What is this place?"
  • (Spanky Ham) "I, for one, am not just going to wait around to be swallowed by a giant vagina."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Huh? Oh -- wait, no, no, no."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Says to Princess Clara; if that will get you out of this ball-pit so I can check out that precious vertical smile of yours."
  • (Ling-Ling) "Say my name bitch."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH."
  • (Foxxy Love) "God damn white producers with their god damn white flashes. They can edit us to make us say whatever they want."
  • (Foxxy Love) "My -- thang -- is -- made -- out -- of -- bacon."
  • (Foxxy Love) "STOP IT. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. My thang's 100% pure bacon."
  • (Princess Clara) "Look, everyone. It's that asshole Jeff Probst."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "I swear to God I'll cut my f***ing head off."
  • (Foxxy Love) "She doesn't know anything about sex. How does she get men to pay her rent?"
  • (Ling-Ling) "That'll do pig. That'll do."
  • (Ling-Ling) "Ah, Mitsubishi."
  • (Wooldoor Sockbat) "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower."
  • (Xandir) "Grapes are fun."
  • (Spanky Ham) "Oh My God. she thinks your our servant, cause your black. Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET. I love racism."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Sometimes I cut myself to relieve the pain"
  • (Spanky Ham) "They're gonna cut off my health insurance? I'll be more diseased than Dumpy the Medical Waste Man."
  • (Unnamed) "Kill Me."
  • (Ling-Ling) "Ling-Ling is no pet. Ling-Ling here to kill, and to give children seizures."
  • (Princess Clara) "You're probably wondering about my octopussior -- It's french."
  • (Princess Clara) "I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so -- so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance."
  • (Foxxy Love) "Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?"
  • (Princess Clara) "What? Weren't you paying attention?"
  • (Princess Clara) "My evil step mother. Mother placed the curse on me."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Uh-duuuuuh."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "So, Clara, how was your day?"
  • (Princess Clara) "It was magical."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "I guess it would have been if you were violated by a magician."
  • (Xandir) "That big-mouthed tranny is gonna tell my girlfriend I'm out."
  • (Foxxy Love) "You and Pacman huh? Well, you won't be the first fruit he's eaten. Go Foxxy. It's your birthday, not for real real, just for play play."
  • (Ling-Ling) "Ling-Ling find great new shampoo -- also worst lingual nightmare."
  • (Ling-Ling) "P -- Plerr --"
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Damn it. Clara's pissing me off like Fat-Free sour cream."
  • (Toot Braunstein) "Goddammit."
  • (Captain Hero) "Hey. If you're gonna be gay about this, you can't play."

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