Drillbit Taylor Quotes

Drillbit Taylor is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Drillbit Taylor stopped airing in 1970.

It features Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Fred Murphy (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Drillbit Taylor is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Drillbit Taylor is 102 minutes long. Drillbit Taylor is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Owen Wilson as Drillbit Taylor, Nate Hartley as Wade, Alex Frost as Filkins, Josh Peck as Ronnie, Troy Gentile as Ryan, David Dorfman as Emmit, Valerie Tian as buyer, Danny McBride as Don, and Adam Baldwin as Disgruntled Bodyguard.

Drillbit Taylor Quotes

Troy Gentile as Ryan

• (Troy Gentile) "Now, we're more screwed than ever. All because you wanted to protect the hobbit over here."
• (Owen Wilson) "Hey, let's just stop for a second."
• (David Dorfman) "I'm not a hobbit."
• (Troy Gentile) "You're a damn hobbit, okay?"
• (David Dorfman) "I'm not."
• (Owen Wilson) "Hold it. Hey, Emmit's not a hobbit, okay? I don't think."

• (Troy Gentile) "Everybody, from 9th grade to 12th grade, I promise you, his reign of tyranny is over. I proclaim it. He will never bother us again. And he's getting up."
• (Alex Frost) "You're dead."
• (Troy Gentile) "And I'm in big trouble."

• (Troy Gentile) "Yo. Call me whatever you want, but you know I gets busy I'm so badass, I'm the king of Vice City, like the Buddha, I'm Zen, like Beckham I bend, I tell suckers "say hello to my little friend"."
• (Alex Frost) "Hey, meatball, where's your spaghetti? Your rapping's like a nightmare but I don't see Freddy. You best not even try to spit rhymes, dude 'cause when you spit all I ever see is chewed-up food."
• (Josh Peck) "Yeah, that's how we roll, that's how we do."
• (Troy Gentile) "Hold on. I know you just didn't go there, I got more skills than you in my one and only nut hair. So you better step off before you insult me and mine 'cause if you decide to step on, see I'm like a land mine -- Boom. Boom."
• (Alex Frost) "Oh, my God, look it's a punkass rapping. He say one more word I'm gonna have to bitch-slap him. So surprised you're moving ass is so damn fat. You're luck I don't hit you with my Wiffle, Wiffle Ball bat."
• (Troy Gentile) "Can't hurt my head with a bat, I'm the Incredible Hulk, I'm like Costco. I'm serving ass kickings in bulk. You don't like my words Mister King of the School? Well, guess what? You can suck on my family's jewels. Bitch."

• (Troy Gentile) "Keep walking. I don't want to get shot like Tupac."

• (Troy Gentile) "If I don't survive, you should definitely sue Emmit's family."

• (Troy Gentile) "Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain."

Alex Frost as Filkins

• (Alex Frost) "Think you're so funny? Good. Cause you're not gonna laugh when you're dead. You're gonna get it now, worse than ever. All of you."

• (Alex Frost) "I'm really a samurai warrior from the 14th Century sent to kill them."

• (Alex Frost) "Yo Jay, give me some murder music."

• (Alex Frost) "You're Siamese queers, bitches."

• (Alex Frost) "Catch me off guard? You broke my stairs? My father loved those stairs."

Owen Wilson as Drillbit Taylor

• (Owen Wilson) "Crap on a s*** sandwich."

• (Owen Wilson) "I'm Drillbit Taylor -- US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert."
• (Nate Hartley) "Are you still in the military?"
• (Owen Wilson) "I was discharged; unauthorized heroism."

• (Owen Wilson) "Godammit, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid."
• (Troy Gentile) "C'mon, Drillbit, kick his ass."
• (Owen Wilson) "I can't, he's a minor."
• (Unnamed) "No, he's not. He's 18."

• (Owen Wilson) "So what'd you do to provoke him?"
• (Nate Hartley) "Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome."

David Dorfman as Emmit

• (David Dorfman) "I'm not a hobbit."
• (Owen Wilson) "Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think."

• (David Dorfman) "You're the bitch."
• (Alex Frost) "Huh?"
• (David Dorfman) "AAAAAH that's right."

Valerie Tian as buyer

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Josh Peck as Ronnie

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Adam Baldwin as Disgruntled Bodyguard

• (Adam Baldwin) "Kids hiring a bodyguard to take care of a bullying? Stupidest thing I ever heard."

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