Drive (1997 film) Quotes

Drive (1997 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Drive ended its run in 1970.

It features Walter Werzowa in charge of musical score, and Michael Wojciechowski as head of cinematography.

Drive (1997 film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Drive (1997 film) is 99 minutes long.

The cast includes: Kadeem Hardison as Malik Brody, John Pyper-Ferguson as Vic Madison, Mark Dacascos as Toby Wong, Brittany Murphy as Delivarence Bodine, Sanaa Lathan as Carolyn, Tracey Walter as Hedgehog, and Masaya Kato as Advanced Model.

Drive (1997 film) Quotes

Kadeem Hardison as Malik Brody

• (Kadeem Hardison) "Hey man, tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu s*** going on?"
• (Mark Dacascos) "What do you mean?"
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'hmm -- Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me. You bastard. Prepare to die.'"
• (Mark Dacascos) "No, not a whole lot --"

• (Kadeem Hardison) "Funny, 'cause the image that Americans have of China is that's it's a country full of people with little tiny feet, and they run around and kick the s*** out of each other everyday."
• (Mark Dacascos) "Well that's the same image we have of America, except you guys have big feet and kick the s*** out of each other less gracefully."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Yeah, I can see that."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know why you want to waste so much time writing those sappy love songs when no-one wants to hear 'em. Least of all, the woman who dumped your sorry ass."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Oh, well thank you Doctor. I feel so much better now."
• (Unnamed) "The truth hurts, baby."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "I knew these guys weren't real cops."
• (Mark Dacascos) "They're real -- Real Dirty."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "I think we've done all the damage we could here, wanna go blow up something in LA?"

• (Kadeem Hardison) "You don't look like Miss Daisy, I should be driving you no f***ing where."
• (Mark Dacascos) "Shut up."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Can't smoke can't talk, I'm f***ing covered. You take the car, I'll walk. Drive your own f***ing self."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "You left Bria with the Asshole?"
• (Sanaa Lathan) "His name is Steve."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Oh, I forgot, the asshole part is silent."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "Let's kick his ass and take his coat."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "This is the original five fingers of death right here."
• (Unnamed) "Aren't they all?"

• (Kadeem Hardison) "What the hell were you doing while I was getting my ass kicked?"
• (Mark Dacascos) "I was catching up on an episode of "Walter; the Einstein frog"."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "So what, her parents didn't dig you 'cause you're a psychotic Ninja killer?"

• (Unnamed) "You're under arrest."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Under arrest? I'm a f***ing hostage."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "It's suicide, you wanna talk about it?"
• (Mark Dacascos) "Tell me on the way down."

• (Kadeem Hardison) "I'll be Sonny, you be Cher, Share with me."

John Pyper-Ferguson as Vic Madison

• (John Pyper-Ferguson) "Son of bitch can eat flower and s*** cupcakes."

• (John Pyper-Ferguson) "Look, it's my favorite cheese-eating dickmonkey."

• (John Pyper-Ferguson) "Hey, you can see me can't you? Then why don't you speak English as soon as my ugly mug pops up or do I have to come over there and bitch-slap you."

• (John Pyper-Ferguson) "We've been doing this s*** for a long time, you can tattoo that on your ass."

Mark Dacascos as Toby Wong

• (Mark Dacascos) "I got a funny feeling we're about to see some familiar faces."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Funny feeling? Well, your definition of funny and mine must be completely different, because I don't see a damn thing funny."

• (Mark Dacascos) "Just relax, and drive."

• (Mark Dacascos) "Time to blow."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Time to blow?"

• (Mark Dacascos) "Let's go let's go."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "We are going, this ain't the Batmobile."

• (Mark Dacascos) "They're not supposed to kill me, I'm too valuable to them."
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Valuable? Oh, you're about a penny a pound as far as I'm concerned. If you're so f***ing precious, why did you kidnap me? Why did you get me involved, I mean I know I'm good looking but damn. This is like s*** on Malik week."

• (Mark Dacascos) "Just shoot us Madison, don't bore us to death."

• (Mark Dacascos) "Are you okay?"
• (Kadeem Hardison) "Okay? OKAY? I'm in one piece, motherf***er, but okay's something I ain't been since we met."

Brittany Murphy as Delivarence Bodine

• (Brittany Murphy) "You owe me --"
• (Kadeem Hardison) "I owe you what?"
• (Brittany Murphy) "Entertainment, chocolate boy wonder."

• (Brittany Murphy) "They say you can tell what a man's like, by the type of car that he drives. So when did Godzilla get a hold of your car?"

Masaya Kato as Advanced Model

• (Masaya Kato) "It's time to come home, Toby."

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