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Drop Dead Fred Quotes

Drop Dead Fred is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Drop Dead Fred stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Webster (producer) as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

Drop Dead Fred is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Drop Dead Fred is 101 minutes long. Drop Dead Fred is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Rik Mayall as Fred, Phoebe Cates as Elizabeth, Ashley Peldon as Young Elizabeth, Marsha Mason as Polly, Daniel Gerroll as Nigel, Ron Eldard as Mickey Bunce, and Tim Matheson as Charles.

Drop Dead Fred Quotes

Rik Mayall as Fred

  • (Rik Mayall) "Morning. So who's for snot flicking?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Come on."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Where are we going?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "Playtime."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Ahhh. Oooooh. WHO PUT THAT THERE?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting"
  • (Rik Mayall) "Snotface, he's the wrong man for you."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I don't want to hear it"
  • (Rik Mayall) "You're not happy."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Yes I am."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I can fix that."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Oh no, don't do that. No, please, don't do that. Do-"
  • (Rik Mayall) "It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred -- now"
  • (Rik Mayall) "Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Why not? How many times have you tried it?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "No panties. No panties."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Snotface, look -- INK; let's write something on the carpet -- I know how 'bout "Mother SUCKS"."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier. Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her"
  • (Rik Mayall) "Boo."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Ahhh."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Hello, Snotface. Yuck. What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Uch. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Hang on. Where's all the dolls?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Drop Dead Fred."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Where is the dolls?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "I wanna play with the-Ah hah. The dolls. Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec."
  • (Rik Mayall) "You're gonna die."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Mr. Pooh."
  • (Rik Mayall) "You die too."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Yes yes yes."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I must be dreaming."
  • (Rik Mayall) "I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I got upset."
  • (Rik Mayall) ""I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Oh really?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "Yeah really."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "No I don't remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Wow."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Cobwebs."
  • (Rik Mayall) "You just put a piece of broccoli in your mouth and said, "Mm, what a lovely piece of broccoli.""
  • (Rik Mayall) "Is it? It is. the mega-bitch."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair -- all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo."
  • (Rik Mayall) "Oh great. Now I'm stuck between two complete utter girls."
  • (Rik Mayall) "You got married? You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons? No. Yuck."
  • (Rik Mayall) "You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better."

Phoebe Cates as Elizabeth

  • (Phoebe Cates) "Mother, do you remember when I was little, I had a friend, he was make-believe?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "No."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Don't you remember? Only I could see him?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Oh, I almost forgot."

Ashley Peldon as Young Elizabeth

  • (Ashley Peldon) "Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas."
  • (Daniel Gerroll) "You shouldn't say things like that about your mother -- She might cut your head off."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "Did they live happily ever after?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "Of Course Elizabeth."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "How do you know?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "What a pile of s***."

Ron Eldard as Mickey Bunce

  • (Ron Eldard) "Natalie, what happened?"
  • (Natalie Bunce) "We wanted some chocolate. It's yummy, do you want some?"
  • (Ron Eldard) "No, I don't want any."
  • (Ms. Fuzzock) "This young lady has made quite a mess in the kitchen, and she expects me to believe that some pretend friend did it."
  • (Natalie Bunce) "He's not pretend. He's drop dead Fred."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "What did you say?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "She said I'm not pretend. What are you deaf?"
  • (Ron Eldard) "Natalie, come on, what really happened?"
  • (Natalie Bunce) "I'm telling you the truth. Don't you believe me?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I believe you. Next time you see that drop dead Fred. You give him my love."

Marsha Mason as Polly

  • (Marsha Mason) "Nigel, do it."
  • (Daniel Gerroll) "No, I won't. I don't want anything to do with it, it's not right."
  • (Marsha Mason) "Alright, I'll do it."
  • (Daniel Gerroll) "It's not right."
  • (Marsha Mason) "What do you know about raising a child?"
  • (Daniel Gerroll) "Apparently nothing."
  • (Marsha Mason) "And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, will you marry me? Yes, she whispered, I will be your princess."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "Did they live happily ever after?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "Of course, Elizabeth."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "How do you know?"
  • (Marsha Mason) "Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away."
  • (Ashley Peldon) "What a pile of s***."

Tim Matheson as Charles

  • (Tim Matheson) "Does this Fred play rough?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Only with me."
  • (Tim Matheson) "Jesus."

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