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Duck, You Sucker! Quotes

Duck, You Sucker! is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Duck, You Sucker! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Fulvio Morsella as producer, Ennio Morricone in charge of musical score, and Giuseppe Ruzzolini as head of cinematography.

Duck, You Sucker! is recorded in Italian and originally aired in Italy. Each episode of Duck, You Sucker! is 157 minutes long. Duck, You Sucker! is distributed by Euro International Film (Italy).

The cast includes: Rod Steiger as Juan Miranda, and Romolo Valli as Dr. Villega.

Duck, You Sucker! Quotes

Rod Steiger as Juan Miranda

  • (Rod Steiger) "Hey, what kind of trouble you in?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, we fought a revolution in Ireland."
  • (Rod Steiger) "A revolution? Seems to me the revolutions are all over the world. You know, they're like the crabs. We had a revolution here. When it started, all the brave people went in it, and what it did to them was terrible. Pancho Villa, the best bandit chief in the world, you know that? This man had two balls like the bull. He went in the revolution as a great bandit. When he came out, he came out as what? Nothing. A general, huh? That, to me, is the bulls***."
  • (Rod Steiger) "What kinda work you do for the German? Listen, I asked you a question. What do you do for the German?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've been looking for silver."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Silver? You know something? I don't understand you. I don't understand how you waste your time and your holy water looking for silver. To me, that's a sin."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you have any better ideas?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "Si, I think gold is better than silver."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, there isn't any gold in these hills."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Oh ho, yes there is. In Mesa Verde."
  • (Unnamed) "Mesa Verde? It's a city."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Of course it's a city. Who ever heard of having a bank in the country, huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh huh, a bank."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Not "a bank." The bank. The most beautiful, wonderful, fantastic, gorgeous, magnificent bank in the whole world. When you stand before the bank and you see it has the gates of gold, like it was the gates of heaven. And when you go inside, everything, everything is gold. Gold spittoons, gold handles, and money, money, money is everywhere. And you know, I know 'cause I saw this when I was eight years old. I went there with my father. He tried to rob the bank, but they caught him. But they will never catch me, eh, Papa?"
  • (Juan's father) "Right."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Listen, Firecracker. Now you listen to me. Listen, why don't you come with me, eh? And we will work together and we will become rich."
  • (Rod Steiger) "O-kay."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Listen, Günther Ruiz is after us, and now Villa wants to talk to me, I think we should get outta here."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Jesus, Juan-o, you can't leave now, you're a great, grand, glorious hero of the revolution."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Uh, can I tell you something?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "f*** you."
  • (Rod Steiger) "For the rich you sing."
  • (Unnamed) "Say, which way is it to Lucanina?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "f*** you."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah hahahaha."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Mexico is big, but for you it is going to be very big."
  • (Rod Steiger) "He says it's no danger just watch the bridge from a long way."
  • (Rod Steiger) "No matter how I look with them we're still too close to the bridge. What am I doing mixed up in this f***ing revolution in the first place? You tell me God, what am I doing here? Why didn't you strike me to death instead of letting me say: I stay too. Oh, look at him. All because of him. He acts like a tourist who's going somewhere, only he's staying, eh, just look at him. What the hell does he care, he's having fun. I'm glad he's having fun, God, because I'm not having fun, No. Hey, what's this?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "Heh, now he goes to sleep, eh. You go ahead, you sleep. Sleep. I tell you something God: When he's asleep, I go. Shhh."
  • (Rod Steiger) "John -- and Juan --"
  • (Rod Steiger) "No one fires a gun unless I pull the trigger."
  • (Rod Steiger) "What's that?"
  • (Unnamed) "A map."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, that's your country you're lying all over, there."
  • (Rod Steiger) "Not my country. My country is me and my family."
  • (Rod Steiger) "What about me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Where are you going, for Christ's sake?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "I don't know. I don't know, but something's wrong. I went into the bank. But when I go in the bank, there's nothing there, no money, nothing."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well, the bank and the money were transferred to Mexico City over a month ago. Well, they've been using this place for a political prison ever since."
  • (Rod Steiger) "What? What do you mean a political prison?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I never said a thing about money. All I asked you was if you wanted to get inside."
  • (Rod Steiger) "But you know that this bank is my life. This is my dream."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, the reality of that is you just liberated 150 patriots through sheer courage in the face of danger."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah yes, you're a grand hero of the revolution, now. Viva Miranda."
  • (Rod Steiger) "I don't want to be a hero. All I want is the money. The money. You taught me one thing."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "How to get f***ed."

Romolo Valli as Dr. Villega

  • (Romolo Valli) "I see. You've already judged and condemned me."
  • (Romolo Valli) "That's why you've brought me with you. To kill me, hehe. It's easy to judge. Have you ever been tortured? Are you sure you wouldn't talk? I was sure. And yet I talked. Some men died because of me. What should I do? Kill myself? Why? The dead remain dead but me, I have not changed. I still believe in the same things. I can continue to serve the cause."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut up Villega. Shut up for Christ's sake."
  • (Romolo Valli) "Not everybody can fight. There are those who must organize, coordinate."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, yes. Of course."

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