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Due South Quotes

Due South is a Comedy, drama that appeared on TV in 1994 on CTV Television Network (Canada). Due South ended in 1999.

Due South was on for 4 seasons and 67 episodes. It features Jay Semko (and theme) as composer. Due South is created by Paul Haggis.

Due South is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Due South is 45 minutes (approx.) long. Due South is produced by Alliance Atlantis and distributed by PolyGram Filmed Entertainment.

Due South Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You know, Fraser, when they offered me this assignment, they made it sound kind of normal. They say, "Hey, Ray, here's a chance to start over, ditch the past." "What's the catch?" I say. "Oh, your partner's Canadian." Canadian? I got nothing against Canadians, except for the time when they won the World Series."
  • (Unnamed) "Two times."
  • (Unnamed) "Which I'm willing to overlook."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "But at no time did they say, "you'll be working with a Mountie who's got a wolf that's a florist"."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, great, what, we got the alderman on attempted suicide?"
  • (Unnamed) "Inducement to suicide is still a crime in the state of Illinois."
  • (Unnamed) "Got the death penalty for that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well I don't imagine the death penalty would be an effective deterrent for potential suicides."
  • (Unnamed) "Right. Got a point there."
  • (Unnamed) "Sweep."
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "Now this is where you need the Yank, so he can threaten them with force, tell them he's going to kick 'em in the head or jump Bogart all over them or one of those other colorful expressions he's so fond of."
  • (Unnamed) "I can do that."
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "Oh, they would never believe you, son."
  • (Unnamed) "They might."
  • (Unnamed) "So you're me."
  • (Unnamed) "And you're not you."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a good one. Unlike the clothes."
  • (Unnamed) "Something wrong with them?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, nothing if you're a -- bag lady. You see, I had a rep. I was a slick dresser."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, like a style pig, you mean."
  • (Landlady) "So what's your story? You work in a circus?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, no, ma'am, Royal Canadian Mounted police. I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father, and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I've remained, attached as liaison with the Canadian Consulate."
  • (Landlady) "Don't take anything."
  • (Unnamed) "Understood."
  • (Unnamed) "You first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of your daddy. And you stayed."
  • (Unnamed) "So did your daddy."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, we're hundreds of miles from nowhere in a frozen wasteland and you're grinning like an idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm home."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you seen Ray?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, he said he was going some place to think. Whatever mythical place that might be."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello, this is Detective Vecchio's cellular telephone. Er, Constable Benton Fraser answering?"
  • (Unnamed) ""Hello" is enough, Fraser."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, Ray, my father once told me that the sky isn't just above you, that if you look at the horizon you'll see that it actually touches the ground. So if you think about it, wherever you go, you are actually walking in the sky."
  • (Unnamed) "You're a freak."
  • (Unnamed) "Understood."
  • (Unnamed) "You, sir, are in the dominion of Canada."
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "Close the door, son. Anyone would think you were born in a barn."
  • (Unnamed) "I was."
  • (Unnamed) "He was born on the tundra; that's where he belongs. You'll kill him if you take him to Toronto."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a bit drastic, don't you think?"
  • (Unnamed) "Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there."
  • (Unnamed) "Sir, I wonder if I might ask a question."
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, if you can tell me how a Mountie fits into this."
  • (Unnamed) "My name is Constable Benton Fraser --"
  • (Unnamed) "He originally came to Chicago on the trail of his father's killer --"
  • (Unnamed) "And for a whole bunch of reasons he's decided to stick around --"
  • (Unnamed) "Attached as liaison with the Canadian Consulate."
  • (Unnamed) "Ray, you know, you really should try to keep your things a little more organized."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, Fraser, this is the wrong time for advice on neatness."
  • (Unnamed) "It may be the wrong time for advice, Ray, but it's never the wrong time for neatness."
  • (Unnamed) "Can you get out? I need the room."
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, Ray. In Canada if we wish someone to leave the room we say "Could you please leave the room?""
  • (Unnamed) "Could you please leave the room -- before I punch you in the head?"
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you. Thank you kindly."
  • (Unnamed) "D'you find me attractive?"
  • (Unnamed) "In what sense?"
  • (Unnamed) "In the sense of -- you know, being a woman."
  • (Unnamed) "Do I think you're an attractive woman?"
  • (Unnamed) "You don't have a gun?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, obviously you weren't fully briefed. I'm not licensed to carry a firearm."
  • (Unnamed) "And you didn't bother telling me before?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, it didn't seem germane at the time."
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell kinda word is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Tell me where my partner is -- or I shall kick you in the head."
  • (Unnamed) "Really?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, no."
  • (Unnamed) "What is a Mountie doing here, anyway?"
  • (Unnamed) "His name is Constable Benton Fraser. He first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of his father, and for reasons that do not need explaining at this juncture, he has remained a lesion --"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, liaison, Ray. Attached as liaison with the Canadian consulate."
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "We have to find somewhere to live."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean, "we"?"
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "That's a cruel joke, son. I've been thinking about an office. I think I need an office."
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell would you do with an office?"
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "Office work, memoirs, catch up on my taxes..."
  • (Unnamed) "You've been dead for two years."
  • (Robert Fraser's ghost) "Oh, they find you, son. They find you."

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