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Duel Citizenship Quotes

Duel Citizenship is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Duel Citizenship completed its run in 1970.

Duel Citizenship Quotes

  • (Barney Stinson) "Those Canadian doctors bandaged me up, put my shoulder back in its socket, and reset my jaw, and they didn't even bill me. Idiots."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Marshall and I haven't done something, just the two of us, for so long. Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "I" to a "We"."
  • (Barney Stinson) "What do you mean?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Think about it."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "We're doing great."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Do you watch the Jets game?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "We most certainly did."
  • (Ted Mosby) "How'd things go at the doctor?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem."
  • (Barney Stinson) "It's not gonna be easy, like the Canadian citizenship test."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "It's Canada. Question One: Do you want to be Canadian? Question Two: Really?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Attention Canada. I am Barney from America, and I am here to fix your backward ass country. Number one, get real money. Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. Number two, and this is the biggy, quit letting awesome chicks, like Robin Scherbatsky, get away. Because, guess what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't, and getting the hell outta here, you may now return to being pointless."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "What happened?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "You went Canadian."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "How Canadian?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "This Canadian."
  • (Barney Stinson) "That was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto skyline. We're in Toronto."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza."
  • (Ted Mosby) "2 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Man, those Gazzola trips, that's -- that's when we really became bros."
  • (Ted Mosby) "We ate nothing but jerky."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Drank nothing but Tantrum."
  • (Narrator) "Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter. It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip."
  • (Ted Mosby) "I was color blind for two weeks after that."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells."

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