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Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Dumb and Dumber is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Dumb and Dumber ended its run in 1970.

It features Charles B. Wessler; Brad Krevoy, Steve Stabler, and Aaron Meyerson as producer, Todd Rundgren in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Dumb and Dumber is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dumb and Dumber is 106 minutes long. Dumb and Dumber is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne, Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas, Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson, Mike Starr as Joe Mentalino, Brady Bluhm as Billy, Charles Rocket as Nicholas Andre, Karen Duffy as J.P. Shay, and Cam Neely as Sea Bass.

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne

  • (Jeff Daniels) "I don't get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o' clock, sharp. Are you sure you went to the right bar?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yep. I'm pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Maybe she just had a change of heart."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Oh, that pisses me off. That pisses me right off. I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again. And now no? Now -- Wait a minute. Wait. She must have meant ten o' clock at night."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Do you think?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I just figured she was a raging alcoholic."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Where did you get those?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I bought them when we filled up."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd. We are on a very tight budget."
  • (Jim Carrey) "This didn't come out of our travel fund."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Oh."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Where did you get 25 extra becks?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4C."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "The blind kid?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah. Ha ha."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What did you sell him Lloyd?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Stuff."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What kinda stuff?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles,"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Petey."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd. Petey didn't even have a head."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Harry, I took care of it --"
  • (Brady Bluhm) "Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird -- Polly want a cracker?"
  • (Bikini Girl) "Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You are in luck. There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there."
  • (Bikini Girl) "Okay, thanks."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Do you realize what you've done?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "HEY. HEY."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Lloyd. Lloyd."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back that way."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah. Unless you wanna work forty hours a week."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What's in the briefcase?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Man, I would have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone else's private property."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Is it locked?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah. Really well."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Hi, Lloyd."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hi, Harry."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "How was your day?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Not bad. Fell off the jet way again."
  • (Mrs. Neugeboren) "Where have you been, Dunne? My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago. Now, I hardly have any time to primp them."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogy-Burger"
  • (Mrs. Neugeboren) "Neugeboren."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Neu-Neu-Neuge --"
  • (Mrs. Neugeboren) "-boren."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Boren. These pooches are not gonna need any primping. You know why? Because I bathed them, and I clipped them myself. And I stand by my performance."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "On second thought, you may just want to run a comb through them."
  • (State Trooper) "Pullover."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Flush, you bastard."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "So you got fired again, eh?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yeah, well, I lost my job too."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?"
  • (Mike Starr) "Nah, you guys go ahead."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I'll do it if you will, Lloyd."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Okay. You go first."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No no. You go first."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You go first."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You go first. I always go first."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You go first."
  • (Mike Starr) "Why don't you guys both stop acting like a couple of pussies and go at the same time, huh?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "That sounds like a dare, Har."
  • (Mike Starr) "It's a double dare."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yeah, okay. You're on."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of s***, man."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Where's the booze?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Oh, no, no."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Come on, Harry."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "He's dead."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "His head fell off."
  • (Jim Carrey) "His head fell off?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yeah. He was pretty old."
  • (State Trooper) "Pull over."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What?"
  • (State Trooper) "Pull over."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin'."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, killer boots, man."
  • (State Trooper) "Pull your vehicle to the side of the road. License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozin', have ya? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, sir."
  • (Jim Carrey) "No."
  • (State Trooper) "Yeah, well what's that?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "That's nothing, sir."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, nothing."
  • (State Trooper) "Yeah, well are you aware that it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on, give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak, come on."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Sir, no. Wait, wait, wait."
  • (Jim Carrey) "No, sir, don't."
  • (State Trooper) "You keep your mouth shut if you know it's good for ya, buddy."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Tic-Tac, sir?"
  • (State Trooper) "Get the hell out of here."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Ooh, look at the buns on that one."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, he must work out."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What's with the briefcase?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "It's a love memento. The most beautiful woman alive. I drove her to the airport. Sparks flew. Emotions ran high. She actually talked to me, man."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Get outta here."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, yeah. Tractor beam."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Sucked me right in. Anyway, she left this in the terminal and flew to Aspen and outta my life."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What's in it?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Man. I would have to be a lowlife to go routin' around in somebody else's private property."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Is it locked?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, really well."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What are you, a camel?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Who's got the foot long?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What's her last name? I'll look it up."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S. Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Maybe it's on the briefcase."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, yeah. It's right here."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Samsonite. I was way off. I knew it started with an S, though."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Nice set of hooters you got there."
  • (Lauren Holly) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "The owls. They're beautiful."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Okay, kill him."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I can't believe it."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Not if you count the gurgling sound."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You know, on second thought, you might just want to run a comb through 'em."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "OK, gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I don't know, Lloyd. These places always seem to bring back a lot of bad memories."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, it was a girl."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this -- and totally redeem yourself."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Weirdo."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Idiot."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Fried teeth-licker of salmon fried fish."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Moron."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Raider of the Lost Fart."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Rump roast."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Licker of dirty chicken butts."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Buttfish."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Masterbatorio -- er, soiler of towels."
  • (Charles Rocket) "SHUT UP."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I can't feel my f-fingers anymore, Lloyd. They're-they're numb."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Maybe you should wear these extra gloves."
  • (Jim Carrey) "My hands are starting to get sweaty."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, we're in the Rockies."

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas

  • (Jim Carrey) "We got no food, we got no jobs -- our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF."
  • (Jim Carrey) "If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Excuse me, Flo?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?"
  • (Waitress #1) "It's the Soup of the Day."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
  • (Beth) "So I told myself. Beth you just got to run girl and oh you know what that clutz did next?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "No and I don't; CARE."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes."
  • (Jim Carrey) "We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot."
  • (Jim Carrey) "No, way. That's great."
  • (Jim Carrey) "WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON."
  • (Jim Carrey) "There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck. That's the worst. I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin --"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, yeah. Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there."
  • (Jim Carrey) "How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later."
  • (Jim Carrey) "So where are you headin'?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Aspen."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hmmm, California. Beautiful."
  • (Jim Carrey) "They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'm only human, Harry. Come on. Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction. Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Well, it's not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We're in a hole. We're just going to have to dig ourselves out."
  • (Jim Carrey) "This isn't my real job, you know."
  • (Lauren Holly) "No?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store."
  • (Lauren Holly) "That's nice."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I got worms."
  • (Lauren Holly) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "That's what we're gonna call it. "I Got Worms." We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Boy, this party really died."
  • (Jim Carrey) "We have plenty of towels; thanks."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right -- Well, see you later."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?"
  • (Elderly Lady) "Change? No I'm sorry, I don't."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?"
  • (Elderly Lady) "Of course."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I can't stop once I stop going Harry. It stings --"
  • (Airport Clerk) "Sir, you can't go in there."
  • (Jim Carrey) "It's OK, I'm a limo driver."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask.""
  • (Jim Carrey) "Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "How'd you guess?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Harry, your hands are freezing."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "That's a special feeling, Lloyd."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right. Well, see you later."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'm crazy about you. I've never felt this way about anybody."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again. A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you."
  • (Lauren Holly) "I thought I heard you talking to someone."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Mary -- I -- I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You're it."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You're it."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You're it, quitsies."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You can't do that."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Can too."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Cannot, stamp it."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Can too, double stamp it, no erasies."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No, you can't do that -- you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp. Lloyd."
  • (Jim Carrey) "LA LA LA LA LA LA."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "LLOYD. LLOYD. LLOYD."
  • (Mike Starr) "GUYS. ENOUGH."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hit me with it. Just give it to me straight. I came a long way just to see you Mary, just -- The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Not good."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "I'd say more like one out of a million."
  • (Jim Carrey) "So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No way."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'll give you three to one odds."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Five to one."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Ten to one?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You're on."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'm gonna get ya."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Nuh uh."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya."
  • (Jim Carrey) "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
  • (Bus Stop Beauty) "Austria."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Austria. Well, then. G'day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
  • (Bus Stop Beauty) "Let's not."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter. Spilling the salt is very bad luck. We're driving across the country, the last thing we need is bad luck. Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder."
  • (Cam Neely) "What the hell? Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "You really wimped out, man."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What are you talking about, wimped out? Wha -- Did you see? The guy hawked on my burger."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Suck me sideways."
  • (Jim Carrey) "All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic -- Oh, check out the funbags on that hosehound."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti."

Mike Starr as Joe Mentalino

  • (Mike Starr) "Guys. Guys. Guys. Fellas -- you think we could listen to the radio or something?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Radio? Who needs a radio? Ready, Harry?"
  • (Mike Starr) "So why are you guys going to Aspen? Vacation?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Why don't you eat up, and we'll tell ya."
  • (Mike Starr) "It just doesn't seem like you packed match. All I saw was one bag and a briefcase."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Well, no, no. The briefcase isn't even ours. Some lady left it at that airport. We're just bring it back to her. How's your burger?"
  • (Mike Starr) "You mean, you don't even know her? I mean talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time."
  • (Anxious Man at Phone) "I had plans. I had things I wanted to do. This is where it all ends in a phone booth."
  • (Anxious Man at Phone) "Sir, did you ever hear of the concept of "other people"? Um, me, being that for the phone, sir --"
  • (Anxious Man at Phone) "You turned your back on me, Ooh Ooh. He got me mad, I almost like it."
  • (Anxious Man at Phone) "The damage I can do to you. Because you were spiteful. I didn't wanna -- That's not your problem. You didn't know -- Get off the phone."
  • (Anxious Man at Phone) "Get off; the; pho --"
  • (Mike Starr) "I'm sorry, Mr. Andre, you were saying?"
  • (Mike Starr) "Briefcase ain't here, they must've taken it with them."
  • (Karen Duffy) "Well, he's gotta come home sometime."
  • (Mike Starr) "Maybe we should trash the place, send them a little message."
  • (Karen Duffy) "I don't think he's gonna get that message Joe, I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room."
  • (Mike Starr) "Shut up. Now we don't even know who the hell they are. You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule."
  • (Mike Starr) "Feeling better, girls?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yes, much better. Thank you for asking."

Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson

  • (Lauren Holly) "So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yo -- well, y'know, I got a few things to take care of first, but what -- why don't we make it quarter to eight?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Stop it."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Okay, seven forty-five."
  • (Lauren Holly) "Okay, how do you guys know each other?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "We used to be best friends."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yeah, till he turned into a back-stabber."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Me, a back-stabber? You got a lot of nerve. You knew I was crazy about her."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Yeah, and you knew I was crazy about Fraida Felcher, and that didn't stop you, did it?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "What do you mean?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) ""What do you mean?" Don't deny it, Lloyd. Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler. I guess we both learned a little something about each other today."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You said it, pal. Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought. I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart like this, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "You just tell me where to sign, bud."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Right on my ass after you kiss it."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Kiss it. You kiss mine. Both cheeks, both lips. Right here. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah."
  • (Lauren Holly) "Who are these sick people?"

Charles Rocket as Nicholas Andre

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Cam Neely as Sea Bass

  • (Cam Neely) "What the hell? Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Well, it was a terrible mistake, sir. Oh, please believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size."
  • (Sea Bass Friend) "Kick his ass, Sea Bass."
  • (Cam Neely) "You gonna eat that?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "What, that? No, yes, no. Well, no, I-I crossed my mind, yeah?"
  • (Cam Neely) "Still want it?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Nah, you go ahead."

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