Eagle vs Shark Quotes

Eagle vs Shark is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Eagle vs Shark ended its run in 1970.

It features Cliff Curtis as producer, The Phoenix Foundation in charge of musical score, and Adam Clark (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Eagle vs Shark is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of Eagle vs Shark is 88 minutes long. Eagle vs Shark is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Loren Horsley as Lily, Jemaine Clement as Jarrod, Rachel House as Nancy, Craig Hall as Doug Davis, Brian Sergent as Jonah, and Joel Tobeck as Damien.

Eagle vs Shark Quotes

Jemaine Clement as Jarrod

• (Jemaine Clement) "It's time to pay the piper. He's gonna reap what he sowed, and it sure ain't corn. Or wheat."

• (Jemaine Clement) "I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle's slightly better."

• (Unnamed) "D'you want to leave a message?"
• (Jemaine Clement) "Tell him that justice is waiting for him."
• (Unnamed) "OK Justin. Thank you. Bye bye."
• (Jemaine Clement) "No, justice. Justice."

• (Jemaine Clement) "That was some pretty good sex last night, huh?"

• (Jemaine Clement) "You're a bitch and you're going to die of diabetes."

• (Jemaine Clement) "I'm so complex."

Brian Sergent as Jonah

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Craig Hall as Doug Davis

• (Craig Hall) "Woah."
• (Rachel House) "Wow."
• (Craig Hall) "Stop the press. We've got a fashion model in the house. Is that the makeup you got from us?"
• (Loren Horsley) "Yep."
• (Craig Hall) "And your skin's all right?"
• (Loren Horsley) "Yep. Why?"
• (Rachel House) "Oh, we were just wondering."

Loren Horsley as Lily

• (Loren Horsley) "How did you find out where I live?"
• (Jemaine Clement) "I got my flatmate to ring up your work. Tell them it was an emergency. You probably shouldn't go in there, they think you're dead."

• (Loren Horsley) "I have two things to say. One: I am leaving tomorrow on a bus. Two: that could change."

Joel Tobeck as Damien

• (Joel Tobeck) "I'm just a spectator."

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