Easy Money (1983 film) Quotes

Easy Money (1983 film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Easy Money ended its run in 1970.

It features Estelle Endler, and John Nicolella as producer, Laurence Rosenthal in charge of musical score, and Fred Schuler as head of cinematography.

Easy Money (1983 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Easy Money (1983 film) is 95 minutes long. Easy Money (1983 film) is distributed by Orion Pictures.

The cast includes: Taylor Negron as Julio, Rodney Dangerfield as Monty, Joe Pesci as Nicky, Jeffrey Jones as Clive Barlow, Lili Haydn as Belinda Capuletti, Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti, and Jeff Altman as Bill Jones.

Easy Money (1983 film) Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Good stuff."
• (Joe Pesci) "It oughta be -- I got it off a cop."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass."

• (Blanche Genaro) "Look at him, he's such a beautiful boy. He's got my eyes."
• (John Genaro) "And he's got my nose."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Yeah, and my sympathy."

• (Saleslady) "May I help you"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "No, we're just browsing"
• (Saleslady) "How long do you intend to browse"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse."
• (Saleslady) "You don't look like browsers"
• (Joe Pesci) "Yeah, what do browsers look like."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Yeah, maybe I'm half browser."
• (Joe Pesci) "Yeah, on his mother's side."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "It's not going to bounce around in there is it?"
• (Joe Pesci) "No, I got it wedged against the toilet."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Nicky, just in time."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I didn't want to see her f***ing face."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Mother."

• (Unnamed) "Montey, did you ever see a face like this."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "No. If I did I'd remember it."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no -- what's the word --"
• (Joe Pesci) "Class."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Hey. Not here. Not here."
• (Jeff Altman) "Don't disturb King when he's doing his business."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "What makes you think I want to inherit the business?"

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds."

• (Mrs. Monahan) "You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You're an ecological menace."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds."

Jeffrey Jones as Clive Barlow

• (Jeffrey Jones) "Bartender I'll have a Perier with a twist"
• (Louie the Bartender) "I'm sorry I only have it on Draft"

Joe Pesci as Nicky

• (Joe Pesci) "Do you have any mens shirts for men?"
• (Monahan's Clerk) "Have you tried the Army/Navy store?"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Ha ha ha very funny. One more word outta you and he gets it all right"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Why dont you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves."

• (Joe Pesci) "What is that? Mozart?"
• (Lili Haydn) "Scales."
• (Joe Pesci) "Never heard of him."

• (Joe Pesci) "Ho. can sombody help us here?"
• (Unnamed) "I dont think so"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I tell you my friend here"
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "I tell you my friend here is looking for a shirt."
• (Joe Pesci) "Yeah something in a dark black?"

Lili Haydn as Belinda Capuletti

• (Lili Haydn) "Someday I'll be out of you're life."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Yeah, well for now get out of the bathroom."

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "He's everything I ever wanted."
• (Rodney Dangerfield) "You don't ask for much do you?"

Taylor Negron as Julio

• (Taylor Negron) "Can I call you Dad?"

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