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Eating Out: Drama Camp Quotes

Eating Out: Drama Camp is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Eating Out: Drama Camp completed its run in 1970.

It features Q. Allan Brocka as producer, Meiro Stamm in charge of musical score, and Amanda Treyz as head of cinematography.

Eating Out: Drama Camp is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Eating Out: Drama Camp is 96 minutes long. Eating Out: Drama Camp is distributed by Ariztical Entertainment.

The cast includes: Marikah Cunningham as Genevieve, Chris Salvatore as Zack, Mink Stole as Aunt Helen, Drew Droege as Dick Dickey, Daniel Skelton as Casey, Harmony Santana as Lilly, Garikayi Mutambirwa as Jason, Aaron Milo as Benji, Lilach Mendelovich as Penny, Ronnie Kroell as Beau, Steven Daigle as Conor, and Rebekah Kochan as Tiffani.

Eating Out: Drama Camp Quotes

Drew Droege as Dick Dickey

  • (Drew Droege) "No one ever gave ME a handout. Hm. Paid my dues tracking down deadbeat cancer survivors with unpaid medical bills. Sold my hair, my blood, my semen; anything to scrape together enough money to build Dick Dickie's Drama Camp."
  • (Drew Droege) "Now, as much as I abhor sex, there's nothing I enjoy more than the tender caress of a kissing scene. As an actor you must be prepared to make out with anyone or anything at any given moment. It's a secret I learned in Hollywood on the Internet. Ah. Can I get a volunteer?"
  • (Marikah Cunningham) "I'll kiss you, Dick."
  • (Drew Droege) ""You will never be an actor." Yeah, that's what they said to me and Donnie Kindle. It was career day at first grade. They said, "Be a fireman, or a policeman; something more realistic and meaningful." Well, Donnie Kindle listened to their advice; he gave up on his dream and he became a cop. Last month I went to his memorial service after he got shot in the face. Now, not everyone here is going to become a star, or open his own drama camp, but I will tell you this: If you give up on your dreams, even if you don't end up with a face full of metal, you may as well be dead."
  • (Drew Droege) "Today's forecast: Sunny with 100% chance of drama. Competition's near, so remember; second place just means you're the best at losing."
  • (Drew Droege) "You didn't think you were gonna get by with nothing but talent and moxie, did you?"
  • (Drew Droege) "Shakespeare did not have cum shots."
  • (Drew Droege) "Penny. Someone crapped in the urinal. Take care of it."
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "Right away. Duty calls. Get it? "Duty." How do I come up with these things?"

Mink Stole as Aunt Helen

  • (Mink Stole) "Oh, this is Andy. I found him on my face."
  • (Mink Stole) "I haven't been this wet since Reagan was shot."

Chris Salvatore as Zack

  • (Roger) "I look like Ricky Martin's asshole."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "You need a lot more blood for that."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "If y'all wanna talk about bitches and guns and football, I can feel it, yo."
  • (Garikayi Mutambirwa) "I'm straight, not brain-dead."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "I got a hunch you're gonna start feeling human real soon."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "It's like my whole body is a circumcision wound."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "Do you like any of the girls here, bro?"
  • (Aaron Milo) "Bro?"
  • (Chris Salvatore) "I don't know. Isn't that what guys say to each other?"
  • (Aaron Milo) "In gay pornos, maybe, or the south."

Daniel Skelton as Casey

  • (Daniel Skelton) "Okay, look, I'm pretty cool, but I'm NOT gonna stick his dick in your mouth for you."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "I'm a terrible person."
  • (Harmony Santana) "Only on the inside."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "I can't s*** in public toilets."
  • (Harmony Santana) "Seems ya got a long summer for YOU."

Garikayi Mutambirwa as Jason

  • (Garikayi Mutambirwa) "Now, Petruchio, I want you to lean in and kiss Hortensio and get your first kiss ever."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "Um -- for realsies?"
  • (Garikayi Mutambirwa) "Aren't they pretty? You know, those are actually weeds."
  • (Harmony Santana) "Does knowing that make them any less pretty?"

Aaron Milo as Benji

  • (Aaron Milo) "Just because you're gay, it doesn't mean you should be hating on women."
  • (Aaron Milo) "I'm close."
  • (Chris Salvatore) "Me, too."
  • (Aaron Milo) "I love theater."

Lilach Mendelovich as Penny

  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "Well, how dense was it?"
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "Normal dense?"
  • (Daniel Skelton) "Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?"
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "I don't know; somewhere in between?; but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?"
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "That was my first."
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "I read a scientific study once. To see if a guy's gay, they got him to look at a hot naked man and checked if he had a boner."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "They did a study on that?"
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "Yeah."
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "Why would anyone pretend to be straight these days? I thought Neil Patrick Harris changed all that."
  • (Lilach Mendelovich) "But Benji's not even gay, maybe."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed."

Ronnie Kroell as Beau

  • (Ronnie Kroell) "Wow, Casey, you're like the cutest red-head I've ever seen."
  • (Daniel Skelton) "Thanks, but, um, I -- I'm-I'm blonde."
  • (Ronnie Kroell) "Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'."

Harmony Santana as Lilly

  • (Harmony Santana) "You are a weird little creature."

Marikah Cunningham as Genevieve

  • (Marikah Cunningham) "Hi. Um, director guy, you DO realize what you just saw was a man auditioning for the role of a woman?"
  • (Harmony Santana) "Are you here for the role of a bitch who's about to get punched."

Rebekah Kochan as Tiffani

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Steven Daigle as Conor

  • (Steven Daigle) "Has it really been seven years since you had sex?"
  • (Drew Droege) "Seven and a half."
  • (Steven Daigle) "Mm, I'm seven and a half. Solved."

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